Jump to content


Why are there birds singing but no fish swimming?


  • Please log in to reply
30 replies to this topic

qpranger #1 Posted 16 August 2017 - 07:06 PM

    Major General

  • Player
  • 33779 battles
  • 5,061
  • [T-D-U] T-D-U
  • Member since:
    12-25-2013

There are gaping gaps in WOT fauna.

They now promise us HD rocks,

so how about living creatures that rock?



DracheimFlug #2 Posted 16 August 2017 - 07:11 PM

    Brigadier

  • Player
  • 9127 battles
  • 4,041
  • Member since:
    11-13-2014

View Postqpranger, on 16 August 2017 - 07:06 PM, said:

There are gaping gaps in WOT fauna.

They now promise us HD rocks,

so how about living creatures that rock?

 

Because the birds ate the fish. Why do you think they are singing so happily?

unhappy_bunny #3 Posted 16 August 2017 - 07:12 PM

    Major

  • Player
  • 18593 battles
  • 2,863
  • [-OC-] -OC-
  • Member since:
    08-01-2012

How about Piranha or sharks in the water, so that any crew that escapes from a drowning tank gets eaten. WG could even introduce blood on the water in such cases. 



Merton15 #4 Posted 16 August 2017 - 07:15 PM

    Staff Sergeant

  • Player
  • 13932 battles
  • 464
  • Member since:
    04-08-2011
There are no fish swimming because they all died. Poisoned by pollution from all the drowned arty.

FluffyRedFox #5 Posted 16 August 2017 - 07:17 PM

    General

  • Player
  • 23945 battles
  • 8,715
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    12-05-2012
I want fish ingame 

AvengerOrion #6 Posted 16 August 2017 - 07:23 PM

    Second Lieutenant

  • Player
  • 26223 battles
  • 1,150
  • Member since:
    12-21-2013

Hungry sovjet tankcrews already fished up everything, you do you know what those Extra Combat Rations contain?

I'll give you a clue: it starts with an F and ends with ISH.

The only thing those waters contain are fish that are too small to see from inside a tank.



TsundereWaffle #7 Posted 16 August 2017 - 07:23 PM

    Field Marshal

  • Player
  • 27233 battles
  • 11,063
  • [LEWD] LEWD
  • Member since:
    03-31-2013

View Postfishbob101, on 16 August 2017 - 08:17 PM, said:

I want fish ingame 

 

I want you

GalmTwo #8 Posted 16 August 2017 - 07:24 PM

    Sergeant

  • Player
  • 7446 battles
  • 237
  • [F-A-D] F-A-D
  • Member since:
    08-28-2014

It's because WG is racist against fish



Testa_Rossa #9 Posted 16 August 2017 - 07:25 PM

    Private

  • Player
  • 993 battles
  • 19
  • Member since:
    05-23-2016
Mammals would have run away after seeing what seemingly intelligent life has to offer, fish would have died from all the diesel and petrol washing around in the rivers and lakes. 

FluffyRedFox #10 Posted 16 August 2017 - 07:25 PM

    General

  • Player
  • 23945 battles
  • 8,715
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    12-05-2012

View PostWafflePanzer, on 16 August 2017 - 06:23 PM, said:

 

I want you

now thats that



How_hard_can_it_be #11 Posted 16 August 2017 - 07:31 PM

    Captain

  • Player
  • 40579 battles
  • 2,034
  • Member since:
    09-18-2012
The game looks and feels so old that I wonder why are there no dinosaurs. Where is the realism and immersion? We fight in remote places like Sand River or Arctic Region, surely there were a lot of dinos.

AvengerOrion #12 Posted 16 August 2017 - 07:33 PM

    Second Lieutenant

  • Player
  • 26223 battles
  • 1,150
  • Member since:
    12-21-2013

View PostTesta_Rossa, on 16 August 2017 - 07:25 PM, said:

Mammals would have run away...

 

Do you see any land animals in this game? the only "wildlife" around seem to be big angry metal felines, occasional wolverines, a few dogs and a rare elephant.

Karasu_Hidesuke #13 Posted 16 August 2017 - 07:36 PM

    Colonel

  • Player
  • 16170 battles
  • 3,999
  • [I-S-L] I-S-L
  • Member since:
    12-03-2013

Something fishy about this thread... :sceptic:

 

 

:fish_book:


Edited by Browarszky, 16 August 2017 - 07:48 PM.


AvengerOrion #14 Posted 16 August 2017 - 07:43 PM

    Second Lieutenant

  • Player
  • 26223 battles
  • 1,150
  • Member since:
    12-21-2013

View PostBrowarszky, on 16 August 2017 - 07:36 PM, said:

Something fishy about this thread... :sceptic:

 

Maybe qpranger is fishing for CC status again.:rolleyes:

The_Baba_Yaga #15 Posted 16 August 2017 - 07:45 PM

    Lance-corporal

  • Player
  • 1793 battles
  • 84
  • Member since:
    01-31-2017

A fish thread without an actual Dinger present.

WoT must be going downhill. :trollface:



Search_Warrant #16 Posted 16 August 2017 - 07:50 PM

    Lieutenant General

  • Player
  • 27692 battles
  • 6,435
  • [LEWD] LEWD
  • Member since:
    02-08-2011
We already have tons of lively crabs in WoT. big n red, like tomatos.

malachi6 #17 Posted 16 August 2017 - 10:22 PM

    Colonel

  • Player
  • 50462 battles
  • 3,704
  • Member since:
    04-14-2011
They could use the shark that eats Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea.  Though admittedly, they would have to make the model HD and improve the textures.

FluffyRedFox #18 Posted 16 August 2017 - 10:26 PM

    General

  • Player
  • 23945 battles
  • 8,715
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    12-05-2012
Can we add  Morays to it too?

Joggaman #19 Posted 16 August 2017 - 10:32 PM

    Lieutenant General

  • Player
  • 24419 battles
  • 6,499
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    05-23-2011

View PostThe_Baba_Yaga, on 16 August 2017 - 08:45 PM, said:

A fish thread without an actual Dinger present.

WoT must be going downhill. :trollface:

 



HaZardeur #20 Posted 16 August 2017 - 10:41 PM

    Second Lieutenant

  • Beta Tester
  • 34567 battles
  • 1,277
  • Member since:
    08-14-2010





1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users