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WindSpIitter1 #1 Posted 30 August 2017 - 12:47 PM

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Think about it. All these farm fields and there isn't a single cow on there. It's the holiest of animals, to the point where a cow will be helped in india over a human being, yet it's not in the places it should be in this game. This is both highly unrealistic and highly offensive to my religious cow worshiping sect consisting of me and several others who don't know they've joined yet. 

 

Also, shooting one of them should count as a special friendly fire incident which plays an animation of lord shiva slamdunking your tank into the next life while smoking a chillam. Make this happen WG. 



KLguns #2 Posted 30 August 2017 - 12:49 PM

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What, we are here already, cows: WGs milking cows...

Volfrahm #3 Posted 30 August 2017 - 12:50 PM

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Mooo.

qpranger #4 Posted 30 August 2017 - 12:50 PM

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I would rather have elephants, if teased they will go on rampage and crush tanks.

Jethro_Grey #5 Posted 30 August 2017 - 12:51 PM

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I like this idea, at least partially.

That's because i like cows partially, thinking about roast beef, T-Bone steaks and the like.

 

So, i partially support your idea.



jack_timber #6 Posted 30 August 2017 - 12:52 PM

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Pull the udder one.... Next thing u will be wanting sheep, oh wait we have them already:)

WindSpIitter1 #7 Posted 30 August 2017 - 12:55 PM

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View PostJethro_Grey, on 30 August 2017 - 12:51 PM, said:

I like this idea, at least partially.

That's because i like cows partially, thinking about roast beef, T-Bone steaks and the like.

 

So, i partially support your idea.

 

I hope lord shiva slamdunks you into the next life while smoking chillam in this life. 
 

View Postjack_timber, on 30 August 2017 - 12:52 PM, said:

Pull the udder one.... Next thing u will be wanting sheep, oh wait we have them already:)

 

We already have mountain goats, so why shouldn't we have the most sacred of animals?
 

Spurtung #8 Posted 30 August 2017 - 12:58 PM

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View Postjack_timber, on 30 August 2017 - 01:52 PM, said:

Pull the udder one.... Next thing u will be wanting sheep, oh wait we have them already:)

 

Sheep replaces cows in the Welch special edition.

alienslive #9 Posted 30 August 2017 - 01:05 PM

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And don't forget to put some aliens. They like the cows.

8Knight_Commander_Pask #10 Posted 30 August 2017 - 01:32 PM

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You need to turn blue if you shoot them.

qpranger #11 Posted 30 August 2017 - 01:34 PM

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View Postalienslive, on 30 August 2017 - 02:05 PM, said:

And don't forget to put some aliens. They like the cows.

 



IncandescentGerbil #12 Posted 30 August 2017 - 01:44 PM

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Indians don't worship cows; they venerate them. Big difference.

WindSpIitter1 #13 Posted 30 August 2017 - 01:46 PM

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View PostIncandescentGerbil, on 30 August 2017 - 01:44 PM, said:

Indians don't worship cows; they venerate them. Big difference.

 

Nowhere did I imply they did, I only said my sect does. 

 

Chai chillam chapati life.



Ze_HOFF_fverhoef #14 Posted 30 August 2017 - 01:50 PM

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What's happening?! A post about cows, and it isn't posted by qpranger?!

And what's worse, the post isn't even liked by qpranger!

 

What is the world goming to... :ohmy:



Jigabachi #15 Posted 30 August 2017 - 01:52 PM

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There already are cows everywhere. Ask WG, they already have sore hands from all the milking...

And about cows in india... I'd rather be a cow on a good farm in Europe rather than a holy cow in India. And I would probably even survive longer.

Cobra6 #16 Posted 30 August 2017 - 02:09 PM

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I was going to say, the cows in this game are the players that spend money on it, myself included.

 

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Hedgehog1963 #17 Posted 30 August 2017 - 02:18 PM

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OP should never, heifer raise this issue again.

qpranger #18 Posted 30 August 2017 - 02:28 PM

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View PostZe_HOFF_fverhoef, on 30 August 2017 - 02:50 PM, said:

And what's worse, the post isn't even liked by qpranger!

 

Because I sense competition and I don't like it.

Ze_HOFF_fverhoef #19 Posted 30 August 2017 - 02:30 PM

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View Postqpranger, on 30 August 2017 - 01:28 PM, said:

 

Because I sense competition and I don't like it.

 

It's simple... judge dredge vs hamster...

No one likes judge dregde



WindSpIitter1 #20 Posted 30 August 2017 - 02:33 PM

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View PostJigabachi, on 30 August 2017 - 01:52 PM, said:

There already are cows everywhere. Ask WG, they already have sore hands from all the milking...

And about cows in india... I'd rather be a cow on a good farm in Europe rather than a holy cow in India. And I would probably even survive longer.

 

But as a european cow you are marginalized because you aren't allowed to go on the freeway if you desire.

 

View PostZe_HOFF_fverhoef, on 30 August 2017 - 02:30 PM, said:

 

It's simple... judge dredge vs hamster...

No one likes judge dregde

 

Nobody needs to like me, they just need to follow the law.






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