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Ceeb #1 Posted 11 September 2017 - 07:52 AM

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Me and my toon mate have got a decent tictac for Erlenbreg while in S1s. 

 

As we can sit in the open without being spotted (5 skill crew) we sit in a kind of Echelon formation and leapfrog back over the river to the nice bush. it works well.  That wasn't the funniest thing.  It was the rant by the Centurion 7/1 on the behind us on the hill, ranting that a Lowe was blind firing the obvious spot. That was rant no. 1 

 

Rant 2. had me pishing my pants I couldn't aim at the BC 25t AP hunting for me and my toon mate. 

 

The Cent 7/1 had been set on fire twice, the rant was all F'words and calling into question the parentage of WG staff.

 

His Clan was [ASHES] :teethhappy:

 

 

 

 



Eaglax #2 Posted 11 September 2017 - 09:00 AM

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replay would be interesting :)

clixor #3 Posted 11 September 2017 - 09:00 AM

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Cool story bro

malachi6 #4 Posted 11 September 2017 - 09:02 AM

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This is so interesting I forgot to darn a sock.

Ceeb #5 Posted 11 September 2017 - 09:04 AM

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View Postclixor, on 11 September 2017 - 08:00 AM, said:

Cool story bro

 

It's true. 

Ceeb #6 Posted 11 September 2017 - 09:04 AM

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View Postmalachi6, on 11 September 2017 - 08:02 AM, said:

This is so interesting I forgot to darn a sock.

 

lol, I'm still smiling now. 

TungstenHitman #7 Posted 11 September 2017 - 09:12 AM

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View Postmalachi6, on 11 September 2017 - 08:02 AM, said:

This is so interesting I forgot to darn a sock.

 

darn a sock? What does that mean? you masturbate into a sock or something? gg 

DracheimFlug #8 Posted 11 September 2017 - 09:18 AM

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View PostTungstenHitman, on 11 September 2017 - 09:12 AM, said:

 

darn a sock? What does that mean? you masturbate into a sock or something? gg 

 

Darn is an older word for 'knit' Some of us are old enough to remember when such terms were actually common.... :unsure:

Edited by DracheimFlug, 11 September 2017 - 09:21 AM.


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If we could collect more stories like this we could publish them in a book that no one would buy.

wiggles #10 Posted 11 September 2017 - 09:25 AM

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View Postqpranger, on 11 September 2017 - 08:22 AM, said:

If we could collect more stories like this we could publish them in a book that no one would buy.

 

LOL

Baldrickk #11 Posted 11 September 2017 - 09:31 AM

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View Postqpranger, on 11 September 2017 - 09:22 AM, said:

If we could collect more stories like this we could publish them in a book that no one would buy.

Gotcha covered:

 

http://forum.worldof...ng-wot/#topmost



Shivvering #12 Posted 11 September 2017 - 09:32 AM

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View Postqpranger, on 11 September 2017 - 09:22 AM, said:

If we could collect more stories like this we could publish them in a book that no one would buy.

 

Slap a wargaming logo on the front and some Russian die-hard fan would stump up the inevitable £50+ (as it has the WG logo, this is the minimum reasonable price) for it.

Ceeb #13 Posted 11 September 2017 - 09:34 AM

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View PostShivvering, on 11 September 2017 - 08:32 AM, said:

 

Slap a wargaming logo on the front and some Russian die-hard fan would stump up the inevitable £50+ (as it has the WG logo, this is the minimum reasonable price) for it.

 

It would sell. 

Lord_Edge #14 Posted 11 September 2017 - 10:22 AM

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View PostCeeb, on 11 September 2017 - 07:52 AM, said:

The Cent 7/1 had been set on fire twice, the rant was all F'words and calling into question the parentage of WG staff.

 

His Clan was [ASHES] :teethhappy:

 

Haha :P



SlyMeerkat #15 Posted 11 September 2017 - 10:27 AM

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View PostEaglax, on 11 September 2017 - 08:00 AM, said:

replay would be interesting :)

 

yeah, id like to see that :D

malachi6 #16 Posted 11 September 2017 - 11:26 AM

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View PostTungstenHitman, on 11 September 2017 - 09:12 AM, said:

 

darn a sock? What does that mean? you masturbate into a sock or something? gg 

 

Funny how some people can conflate repairing a piece a apparel with a masturbatory act.  Makes me kinda glad I am a child of the 70's.

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View Postmalachi6, on 11 September 2017 - 10:26 AM, said:

 

Funny how some people can conflate repairing a piece a apparel with a masturbatory act.  Makes me kinda glad I am a child of the 70's.

 

Betcha my parents had more sex in the sixties though, before all the 3-day weeks  and power cuts.......maybe not.

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View PostDracheimFlug, on 11 September 2017 - 09:18 AM, said:

Darn is an older word for 'knit' Some of us are old enough to remember when such terms were actually common.... :unsure:

 

Oh, and there was me thinking it means "mend" (hence "darning needles" etc.).

cmgamesro #20 Posted 11 September 2017 - 02:49 PM

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