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"Take a Weekend Break in World of Tanks!"


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qpranger #1 Posted 21 September 2017 - 11:52 AM

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"The luxury of driving aimlessly around the beautiful cities of the world (we will always have Paris, sadly), climbing magnificent snow-capped mountains (bleatings ... woops, greetings from Sacred Valley north spawn), and enjoying a spa resort (somewhere on the Overlord beach)... We can offer this and so much more for a weekend nervous break(down)! Allow us to highlight some of the most charmingly corridoresque maps and locations in World of Tanks, where you can while away your weekend evenings exploring virtual insanity-inducing situations in a pixel tank that is the last-straw extension of your pathetic manhood. Enjoy a cool and refreshing breeze from the window that you just broke in utter frustration with your keyboard, soak up the gorgeous swearing in chat and blow some useless team mates to kingdom come so that you can get an hour break!"

Ceeb #2 Posted 21 September 2017 - 12:05 PM

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Book of useless posts is just growing and growing

Spurtung #3 Posted 21 September 2017 - 12:07 PM

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View PostCeeb, on 21 September 2017 - 01:05 PM, said:

Book of useless posts is just growing and growing

 

It's a direct quote, mostly.

https://worldoftanks.eu/en/news/general-news/this-is-our-lives-on-holiday/


Edited by Spurtung, 21 September 2017 - 12:08 PM.


Ceeb #4 Posted 21 September 2017 - 12:11 PM

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View PostSpurtung, on 21 September 2017 - 11:07 AM, said:

 

Oh! thats ok then :sceptic:

malachi6 #5 Posted 21 September 2017 - 12:12 PM

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Dross.

 

Seriously, go find a game you enjoy.  This self flagellation cannot be good for you.


Edited by malachi6, 21 September 2017 - 12:17 PM.


SaintMaddenus #6 Posted 21 September 2017 - 12:20 PM

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I have to say after reading the link that post is actually one of his best.   Weekends are the worst times to play, especially a 5X one.


 


 



Bora_BOOM #7 Posted 21 September 2017 - 12:36 PM

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View Postqpranger, on 21 September 2017 - 10:52 AM, said:

"The luxury of driving aimlessly around the beautiful cities of the world (we will always have Paris, sadly), climbing magnificent snow-capped mountains (bleatings ... woops, greetings from Sacred Valley north spawn), and enjoying a spa resort (somewhere on the Overlord beach)... We can offer this and so much more for a weekend nervous break(down)! Allow us to highlight some of the most charmingly corridoresque maps and locations in World of Tanks, where you can while away your weekend evenings exploring virtual insanity-inducing situations in a pixel tank that is the last-straw extension of your pathetic manhood. Enjoy a cool and refreshing breeze from the window that you just broke in utter frustration with your keyboard, soak up the gorgeous swearing in chat and blow some useless team mates to kingdom come so that you can get an hour break!"

 

The WG original:

 

The luxury of wandering aimlessly around the beautiful cities of the world, hiking over magnificent snow-capped mountains, and enjoying a spa resort... We can do better than that for a weekend break! Allow us to highlight some of the most charmingly picturesque maps and locations in World of Tanks, where you can while away your weekend evenings exploring virtual, war-torn utopias in a heavy metal war machine. Enjoy a cool and refreshing breeze from your desktop fan, soak up the gorgeous scenery, and blow some enemy vehicles to kingdom come! 

 

qp... always on a watch. :trollface:


Edited by Bora_BOOM, 21 September 2017 - 12:38 PM.





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