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b4it_There_Was_OgreNinja #1 Posted 25 September 2017 - 06:14 PM

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Hello guys its your friendly player from xbox. who are dingers and why do they stay on forum and no play game? ;)

250swb #2 Posted 25 September 2017 - 06:16 PM

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View PostRanzar_In_A_Panzer, on 25 September 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

Hello guys its your friendly player from xbox. who are dingers and why do they stay on forum and no play game? ;)

 

 

I don't know, where am I, who am I, help!



HundeWurst #3 Posted 25 September 2017 - 06:19 PM

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Bottomfeeders with unlimited credit cards value.

Erwin_Von_Braun #4 Posted 25 September 2017 - 06:23 PM

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View PostRanzar_In_A_Panzer, on 25 September 2017 - 05:14 PM, said:

Hello guys its your friendly player from xbox. who are dingers and why do they stay on forum and no play game? ;)

 

Can I smell a troll?

Xenasys #5 Posted 25 September 2017 - 06:23 PM

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Genetically Modified Cyborgs who will dealdamage " they will be back"

Tidal_Force #6 Posted 25 September 2017 - 06:28 PM

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They are fish fetishists.

FluffyRedFox #7 Posted 25 September 2017 - 06:28 PM

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A bunch of bobs with a love of fish, gold and more fish

Spurtung #8 Posted 25 September 2017 - 06:28 PM

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http://www.slang-dictionary.org/australian-slang/Dinger

CrySpy #9 Posted 25 September 2017 - 06:36 PM

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You seem to have misspelt donger.

b4it_There_Was_OgreNinja #10 Posted 25 September 2017 - 06:37 PM

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Is forum like a minigame for wot?

Kartoshkaya #11 Posted 25 September 2017 - 06:38 PM

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View PostRanzar_In_A_Panzer, on 25 September 2017 - 06:37 PM, said:

Is forum like a minigame for wot?

 

Yes. You can collect warning points as a reward.

jabster #12 Posted 25 September 2017 - 06:41 PM

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Tidal_Force #13 Posted 25 September 2017 - 06:42 PM

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View PostKartoshkaya, on 25 September 2017 - 05:38 PM, said:

 

Yes. You can collect warning points as a reward.

 

IIRC 3 points earn you a year long vacation.

Ceeb #14 Posted 25 September 2017 - 06:42 PM

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What is a Dinger... 

 

Going to paraphrase from my Ode to Submariners. 

 

Ode to a Dinger. 

 

Between the innocence of infancy and the reckless of maturity comes the unique specimen of humanity known as a Dinger

 

Dingers can be found in bars, in arguments, in bed, in debt and intoxicated. We like receiving mail, Gold ammo, nude pin ups, sympathy, complaining and beer.

 

A Dinger’s Secret ambitions is to change places with the Commander for just one game., to own a brewery and to be loved by everyone in the world

 

A Dinger is Sir Galahad in a Japanese brothel, a psychoanalyst with Readers Digest on the table, A Don Quixote with a Fort Knox bundle, the saviour of mankind with his back teeth awash,  Valentino with a 30% discount in his pocket and democracy personified in a Red Chinese Prison cell.

 

A Dinger is a provider in war and a parasite In peace, No one is subjected to abuse, wrongly accused, so often misunderstood by so many as a Dinger. He has patience of job, the honesty of a fool and the heaven sent ability to laugh at himself.

 

When he finishes a long grind. No one else but a Dinger can create such an atmosphere of suspense and longing as he walks through the door with the magic words on his lips :

 

“Have you got the beer in yet?”



TungstenHitman #15 Posted 25 September 2017 - 06:47 PM

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Dingers are those little balls of fecal matter you find clumped and matted into the hair that grows around some mammals posterior 

XOR42 #16 Posted 25 September 2017 - 06:50 PM

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Good question!

I'll try to elaborate.

Very infrequently, you will see them popping their heads out and getting ram killed by their foes, who knows why?

Exactly 100% of "dingers" belong to a cult called "Aurum potissimum aliud".

 

Mostly they come out at night, but they are not gremlins and you can feed them after midnight.

Every time you say "dinger" to a mirror 3 times, nothing whatsoever happens. 

 

Forget trying to fathom out what they are, because, to understand them is to become them.

I don't remember the last time I saw one in battle, but they are rumoured to haunt battles around gold mines.

So in conclusion, you won't find them, they will find you.

Hope this helps.



SuedKAT #17 Posted 25 September 2017 - 07:00 PM

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I have no idea, never heard of them to be honest.

uglycousin #18 Posted 25 September 2017 - 07:05 PM

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View PostWunderWurst, on 25 September 2017 - 08:19 PM, said:

Bottomfeeders with unlimited credit cards value.

 



Comrade_Renamon #19 Posted 25 September 2017 - 07:08 PM

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Miserable pile of gold shells...

 

forgive me someone had to do it



dennez #20 Posted 25 September 2017 - 07:12 PM

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We play ranked...  On the forums. Once i become Field Marshal i quit





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