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Injuring_Thunder #1 Posted 09 October 2017 - 10:52 AM

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BlueWaffe [BWAFF] is recruiting!
 

Join our aimless tour of idiocy through the questionably balanced HE spam sea that is World of Tanks, and stop messing around trying to get ‘Gud Stets’ or worrying about your WNk8.

 

BlueWaffe is a rapidly expanding multi-game community focused upon becoming famous for the wrong reasons, a bit like Kim Kardashian. We have a strong core of dedicated gamers who have previously gone above and beyond in order to achieve infamy through illegitimate means. Don’t hesitate, apply today, and join literally dozens of people in signing up to confusing sexual encounters and random expeditions of monumental stupidity.

 

What we can offer:
- Platoons, Skirmishes, Team Battles, and Tournaments.
- Regular in-clan competitions.
- Moderated TS3.
- Training and Coaching services for talentless stat-padders.
- An entertaining community with an often unrealistic grasp upon reality.

 

What we ask for:
- Must be 18 or older.
- Must be capable of using TS3.
- Must have at least one Tier VIII tank.
- Must have a Personal Rating of at least 6000.
- Must be capable of speaking English (we are an international English speaking community).
Exceptions to these rules will be made for particularly entertaining applicants.

 

The application process:
- Go to our website (https://bluewaffe.enjin.com/) and complete an application form.
- Prove you are BlueWaffe material.

 

Join us in being irresponsible adults, make the most questionable decision of your World of Tanks experience. Apply today! [BWAFF]

 

If anyone requires further information, please message Injuring_Thunder in game.


Edited by Injuring_Thunder, 27 October 2017 - 07:58 PM.


Jacoblob #2 Posted 09 October 2017 - 11:08 AM

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As a member I - objectively and without bias - can say this is a good clan :P

Injuring_Thunder #3 Posted 10 October 2017 - 10:53 AM

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Injuring_Thunder #4 Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:09 PM

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e90 #5 Posted 13 October 2017 - 06:33 PM

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As a member I - objectively and without bias - can say this is a terrible mistake.
As a recruitment person thing I can say I have no idea what I'm doing, but I do take bribes, especially those measured in ml (the % is up to you), so there's a start.
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e90 #6 Posted 13 October 2017 - 10:47 PM

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200 applications tonight

199 brought spirits made from Goat juice.  All rejected



Injuring_Thunder #7 Posted 14 October 2017 - 07:54 PM

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A T67 is not an acceptable answer to 'What tank are you driving today?'

Edited by Injuring_Thunder, 15 October 2017 - 07:20 PM.


Injuring_Thunder #8 Posted 15 October 2017 - 06:43 PM

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Message of the Day: Eat well, Stay fit, Die anyway!

e90 #9 Posted 16 October 2017 - 04:01 PM

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mmmm autoloaders for trolling

Injuring_Thunder #10 Posted 18 October 2017 - 04:02 PM

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Diving into the water on Lakeville is a fantastic way of demonstrating your dedication and loyalty to the wider community!

Injuring_Thunder #11 Posted 19 October 2017 - 06:23 PM

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The TVP VTU Koncept is a good tank, promise!

e90 #12 Posted 20 October 2017 - 07:15 PM

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Lies, I never heard you [edited]so hard about any tank ;)

Injuring_Thunder #13 Posted 20 October 2017 - 08:13 PM

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Y shaped coffins provided with the service!

Injuring_Thunder #14 Posted 22 October 2017 - 06:45 PM

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I don't care what anyone says, 'Don't cross the river' on Erlenberg is just crap advice for boring people with abacus fetishes.

Injuring_Thunder #15 Posted 24 October 2017 - 06:52 PM

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The first man to compliment Fed gets banned!





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