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TheComfyChair #1 Posted 15 October 2017 - 09:59 PM

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Those naughty blue tanks that shoot someone and get the instant ban and are then pronounced AFK . Does the AFK tank still count for spotting or is it as useful as a fart in a spacesuit?

K_A #2 Posted 15 October 2017 - 10:01 PM

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They do spot enemy tanks, and will provide distractions to the enemy team and something for them to uselessly use ammo on, so keep them in the game if possible.

Dava_117 #3 Posted 15 October 2017 - 10:05 PM

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+100 points just for your metaphor! :teethhappy:

HeidenSieker #4 Posted 15 October 2017 - 10:12 PM

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View PostDava_117, on 15 October 2017 - 10:05 PM, said:

+100 points just for your metaphor! :teethhappy:

 

UK origin. What, 40-50 years ago? Still, quite descriptive.

TheComfyChair #5 Posted 16 October 2017 - 12:37 AM

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View PostHeidenSieker, on 15 October 2017 - 10:12 PM, said:

 

UK origin. What, 40-50 years ago? Still, quite descriptive.

 

I was contemplating using "chocolate fireguard/teapot" or "glass hammer" but I prefer farts in spacesuits

K_A #6 Posted 16 October 2017 - 12:56 AM

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View PostTheComfyChair, on 15 October 2017 - 11:37 PM, said:

 

I was contemplating using "chocolate fireguard/teapot" or "glass hammer" but I prefer farts in spacesuits

 

Tits on a fish is another golden one :)

Mike_Mckay #7 Posted 16 October 2017 - 03:28 AM

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View PostK_A, on 15 October 2017 - 11:56 PM, said:

 

Tits on a fish is another golden one :)

 

Isnt that what a woman is though, kind of...... :)

Merton15 #8 Posted 16 October 2017 - 04:57 AM

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A one legged man in an arse kicking contest is my go to metaphor

Joggaman #9 Posted 16 October 2017 - 06:38 AM

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:popcorn:

qpranger #10 Posted 16 October 2017 - 07:59 AM

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When I was only just starting in WOT, I thought the blue tanks were in-game moderators. 

KillingJoker #11 Posted 16 October 2017 - 09:56 AM

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Once got blue by doing 31 damage to an arty by making it flip....

 

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Edited by KillingJoker, 16 October 2017 - 09:56 AM.


Captain_Kremen0 #12 Posted 16 October 2017 - 10:20 AM

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We know. There was a whole thread about about you being a ....well the polite term in the 11th Century for a ladies parts of shame.

unhappy_bunny #13 Posted 16 October 2017 - 10:24 AM

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View PostKillingJoker, on 16 October 2017 - 09:56 AM, said:

Once got blue by doing 31 damage to an arty by making it flip....

 

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Actually,    I thought you got a 3 day ban for that, according  to a thread you started. Or rather you claim it was for flipping arty, but you discounted any previous team killing or team  damage in order to make it look  as if you were being targetted by WG and that you were the real victim. Now you come to  another thread and start the same stupid claims. 

Get real will you.


Edited by unhappy_bunny, 16 October 2017 - 10:24 AM.


malachi6 #14 Posted 16 October 2017 - 12:36 PM

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View PostTheComfyChair, on 15 October 2017 - 09:59 PM, said:

Those naughty blue tanks that shoot someone and get the instant ban and are then pronounced AFK . Does the AFK tank still count for spotting or is it as useful as a fart in a spacesuit?

 

Depends on if you like the smell of your own farts.  Or if you suit has pressurisation problems. 

NUKLEAR_SLUG #15 Posted 16 October 2017 - 12:40 PM

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View PostKillingJoker, on 16 October 2017 - 09:56 AM, said:

Once got blue by doing 31 damage to an arty by making it flip....

 

Then came to the forums to cry about it. 

 

FTFY. You're welcome.



SaintMaddenus #16 Posted 16 October 2017 - 12:48 PM

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"Depends on if you like the smell of your own farts."

I think Killing joker does, he keeps bringing them up on this board.






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