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Artick_ #1 Posted 05 December 2017 - 06:55 PM

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I LOVE TO PLAY AGAINST 10 F@king Type 5 Heavy.

 

WHAT A HELL IS THIS SH#T WG?

 

How the hell can you put 1400 He damage on OP crapTANK?

 

 

DRUNK WG DEVELOPERS.



Jack_Sparroxx #2 Posted 05 December 2017 - 07:00 PM

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Need a hug princess? 

K_A #3 Posted 05 December 2017 - 07:03 PM

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Nishi_Kinuyo #4 Posted 05 December 2017 - 07:05 PM

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At least the tank looks pretty good, unlike those ugly postwar tonks. :trollface:

K_A #5 Posted 05 December 2017 - 07:08 PM

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View PostNishi_Kinuyo, on 05 December 2017 - 06:05 PM, said:

At least the tank looks pretty good, unlike those ugly postwar tonks. :trollface:

 

Who even needs the Chieftain when we can ogle at the beauty of the minimalist design of the Japanese super heavies :D

jack_timber #6 Posted 05 December 2017 - 07:14 PM

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Play type 5 then it will even out the odds or get deathstar.

Oh don't you just love big guns:)



PHPer #7 Posted 05 December 2017 - 07:18 PM

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You seem to be under the impression that WG cares?

 

Unless you talk with your wallet, WG have no comment for you.



TheWarrener #8 Posted 05 December 2017 - 07:21 PM

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Japanese heavies. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the tactics will go over a typical player's head. There's also Type 5's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The true unicums understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these tactics, to realise that they're not just brilliant- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Japanese heavies truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the advancement in Type 4's existential catchphrase "yhwydbayayahah," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Serb's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.



CoDiGGo #9 Posted 05 December 2017 - 07:33 PM

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Open map is your solution

ExclamationMark #10 Posted 05 December 2017 - 07:38 PM

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*ANGRY WORDS IN ALL CAPS*

imperiumgraecum #11 Posted 05 December 2017 - 07:47 PM

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There's a very simple way to counter enemy Type5 stratagems
 
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Jigabachi #12 Posted 05 December 2017 - 08:18 PM

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A WG beauty campaign?
I don't think that camopaint is that good for your skin...

Laur_Balaur_XD #13 Posted 05 December 2017 - 08:53 PM

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Aikl #14 Posted 05 December 2017 - 09:06 PM

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NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON

Cobra6 #15 Posted 06 December 2017 - 10:22 AM

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Yeah the Type5 is really retarded in CW's, 400-500 damage on average on enemy super heavies completely negating armour.

 

Gud for Geem DA DA, Pass Vodka Dimitri! Let intern punch in numbers on spreadsheet for balancing, we go home.

 

Cobra 6



TrewSx #16 Posted 06 December 2017 - 01:20 PM

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View PostCobra6, on 06 December 2017 - 09:22 AM, said:

Yeah the Type5 is really retarded in CW's, 400-500 damage on average on enemy super heavies completely negating armour.

 

Gud for Geem DA DA, Pass Vodka Dimitri! Let intern punch in numbers on spreadsheet for balancing, we go home.

 

Cobra 6

 

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