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MarcoStrapone #1 Posted 13 December 2017 - 07:34 PM

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AMX 65 T:teethhappy::trollface::teethhappy::trollface:

Strange_Neighbour #2 Posted 13 December 2017 - 07:35 PM

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Codename_Jelly #3 Posted 13 December 2017 - 07:48 PM

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I thought it was the new camo system, gone from half a dozen+ to choose from for silver to this is what you get, dont like it tough ****

etody77 #4 Posted 13 December 2017 - 09:07 PM

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MarcoStrapone #5 Posted 13 December 2017 - 09:11 PM

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another joke?

update 9.21:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

 

 

 

 

 



samuelx43a #6 Posted 13 December 2017 - 09:21 PM

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a joke would be patch 9.0, or was it 9.1?

I'm sure everyone must remember that



leggasiini #7 Posted 13 December 2017 - 09:24 PM

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I was just gonna check this thread and no matter what its content would be, I would mention "AMX 65t is the joke", but then I see this

 

LMAO



etody77 #8 Posted 13 December 2017 - 09:58 PM

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People selling inscriptions, and 1 year later, WG make inscription % crew improvement

jack_timber #9 Posted 14 December 2017 - 08:51 AM

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Guy walks into doctors surgery with a duck on his head.

Doctor says that looks odd.

Ducks says "well I awoke this morning"....

Best I can do this morning may have used it before.



Captain_Kremen0 #10 Posted 14 December 2017 - 09:09 AM

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How do you stop a dog from shagging your leg?

Pick it up and su.....

Oh sorry, wrong joke room.



anonym_kL7qtn3e52MB #11 Posted 14 December 2017 - 09:12 AM

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Here is a gud joke:

 

 

 

2nd joke:

 

We got proper compensation

 

 

3rd joke:

 

WG lissuns


Edited by Spek_en_Bonen, 14 December 2017 - 09:14 AM.


MarcoStrapone #12 Posted 14 December 2017 - 09:58 AM

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at least something took the crown from TIGER 2 :amazed:

just wonder where is the "65t" fit in this tank. its like ham.......50t tracks , 10t hull , 3t turret.



Excavatus #13 Posted 14 December 2017 - 11:11 AM

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View PostMarcoStrapone, on 14 December 2017 - 11:58 AM, said:

 

 

at least something took the crown from TIGER 2 :amazed:

just wonder where is the "65t" fit in this tank. its like ham.......50t tracks , 10t hull , 3t turret.

 

10 tracks, 20 hull, 2 turret, 3 ammo, and 30 Tons for white cloth to make flags.

Edited by Excavatus, 14 December 2017 - 11:12 AM.


cragarion #14 Posted 14 December 2017 - 11:52 AM

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Irishman sitting on a cloud explaining how he died to an old friend,

Irishman:      "i just don't know what went wrong it was a great plan it should have worked"

Old friend:    "why don't you tell me about it and i'll see if i can figure it out"

Irishman:      "Ok i was in a cell with an Englishman and a Scotsman waiting to be executed by firing squad"

the Englishman said we need a plan to escape, i know i'll shout tornado and when the firing squad turns to look i'll hop over the wall and run for it.

the Scotsman said great idea i'll shout dragon and when the firing squad turns round to look i'll hop over the wall and run for it,

and i was stuck for an idea so i thought about it as we were all led out to face the firing squad,

we were placed in front of the wall and the Officer in charge of the firing squad started, Ready Aim 

and the Englishman shouted Tornado and when the firing squad turned around in panic to look, the Englishman hoped over the wall and ran for it,

the officer said we'll kill these 2 first then catch him and started again Ready Aim 

and the Scotsman shouts Dragon and when the firing squad again turns around in panic the Scotsman hops over the wall and runs for it,

again the Officer says we'll get him later lets kill this last one first Ready Aim 

and the Irishman thinking fast shouts Fire,

and then i died i just don't get it everyone stops what they are doing to watch a good fire it should have worked.



djuro900 #15 Posted 14 December 2017 - 11:54 AM

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View Postcragarion, on 14 December 2017 - 10:52 AM, said:

Irishman sitting on a cloud explaining how he died to an old friend,

Irishman:      "i just don't know what went wrong it was a great plan it should have worked"

Old friend:    "why don't you tell me about it and i'll see if i can figure it out"

Irishman:      "Ok i was in a cell with an Englishman and a Scotsman waiting to be executed by firing squad"

the Englishman said we need a plan to escape, i know i'll shout tornado and when the firing squad turns to look i'll hop over the wall and run for it.

the Scotsman said great idea i'll shout dragon and when the firing squad turns round to look i'll hop over the wall and run for it,

and i was stuck for an idea so i thought about it as we were all led out to face the firing squad,

we were placed in front of the wall and the Officer in charge of the firing squad started, Ready Aim 

and the Englishman shouted Tornado and when the firing squad turned around in panic to look, the Englishman hoped over the wall and ran for it,

the officer said we'll kill these 2 first then catch him and started again Ready Aim 

and the Scotsman shouts Dragon and when the firing squad again turns around in panic the Scotsman hops over the wall and runs for it,

again the Officer says we'll get him later lets kill this last one first Ready Aim 

and the Irishman thinking fast shouts Fire,

and then i died i just don't get it everyone stops what they are doing to watch a good fire it should have worked.

 

Wow sorry to say but that was terrible joke :)


Edited by djuro900, 14 December 2017 - 11:55 AM.


Aikl #16 Posted 14 December 2017 - 11:56 AM

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Jokes? How about we totally fixed the chat guys or the English team is out or on their weekend - it happens!.




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