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Ice_Fox #1 Posted 30 December 2017 - 06:23 PM

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UK watchers might be interested to know that there’s a proposal for our legendary National Health Service to provide “drunk tanks”.

My question is – how can we implement this feature into WOT?

Should there be a new consumable appropriate to each nation whereby (say) Soviet tanks carry a bottle of vodka, German ones a bottle of Schnapps and French tanks one of Cognac?

And what would be the effects? I would suggest the following;

  - Enhanced crazy driving skills giving the tank an ability to weave around in a total random manner and so confuse the enemy.

 - Super courage of the sort that has a Hellcat leading the charge against Tier 8 heavies.

 - Extra camouflage ability of the sort that enables an IS-3 to remain hidden by a bush at base undetected throughout the game until the enemy turn up and he awakes to beat seven bells out of them. Or sleep through the entire episode.

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rsanders5 #2 Posted 30 December 2017 - 06:50 PM

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1 X pint of lager + 1 X glass of whiskey, repeat as required

to reach the effect wanted.



Nishi_Kinuyo #3 Posted 30 December 2017 - 07:22 PM

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I don't think that encouraging the usage of alcohol is a good idea...

Especially since minors are playing the game.







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