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MrClark56 #1 Posted 22 January 2018 - 06:45 AM

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Ok,

 

quick thread about the recent events.. from the point of view of WG (fictional a.k.a For the lolz)...

 

Nov17 - WG Management : ok guys, this december, we sell xmass boxes... with gold, and to entice everyone to buy we include some T8 tanks and the mighty Type59. However there will be an excessive amount of gold on accounts end of december... so we need to find a way to flush it out so sales of gold during the coming year is not affected..

 

Nov17 - WG employee (balance dept): Yes Tovaritch.. we will figure something out... MORE VOODKA!!

 

Dec17 - Players in december: Oh NOM NOM NOM.. gimme xmass boxes...

Dec-17 - WG Management : Oh yeah :trollface:... jackpot.. bring the champagne guys....

 

Jan 18 - WG employee (balance dept): Sir, we have found a way to flush out the excess gold on all accounts.. we basically remove some Tier 10 tanks from the tech tree... move some other ones... tell the crowd that if they have the first tank in their garage they will get the other one for free... anyone who doesn't have the tank (aka Noobs) will rush to free xp. But it will not work if we don't give a discount on the free Xp... AND , it will only work if the new tanks ARE OP as freak!! otherwise no one will want it... and the whole plan goes to the ground....

 

Jan 18 - WG Management : Ok M. get it done... your retirement plan will be secured if you succeed in your plans..

 

Jan 18 - MrClark56(Noob): IS3 with 148000 xp tlef towards T10 thinks... oh fak me... i want Super OP Object 257. and i have xmass boxes gold... what to do???

Of course... grind xp on tanks.. and use 3500 gold (approx) to exchange tank xp to 120 000 free xp, so i can unlock the T10 and buy it and keep it until 9.22 lands...

Happy chappy....

 

It is all part of a super plan...(TIN FOIL FAT HAT ON)

 

WG might be dodgy at balacing tanks... but is an expert at luring us noobs to spend on their game... (before bums comment, yes nobody forced me). i am just pointing out how they balance their game (not the tanks) so that the crowd of zombies follow unwillingly... by shouting 'it's mine, mine mine mine miiine...'

 

Good Job WG... you got me..

 


Edited by MrClark56, 22 January 2018 - 10:21 AM.


jussijanis #2 Posted 22 January 2018 - 07:17 AM

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Why does type 4 have a 400mm cupola?

jussijanis #3 Posted 22 January 2018 - 07:27 AM

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Why is there 3 arties every game in a terrible map?

Obsessive_Compulsive #4 Posted 22 January 2018 - 07:27 AM

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View PostMrClark56, on 22 January 2018 - 06:45 AM, said:

Ok,

 

quick thread about the recent events.. from the point of view of WG (fictional)...

 

Nov17 - WG Management : ok guys, this december, we sell xmass boxes... with gold, and to entice everyone to flood we include some T8 tanks and the mighty Type59. However there will be an excessive amount of gold on accounts end of december... so we need to find a way to flush it out so sales of gold during the coming year is not affected..

 

Nov17 - WG employee (balance dept): Yes Tovaritch.. we will figure something out...

 

Dec17 - Players in december: Oh NOM NOM NOM.. gimme xmass boxes...

Dec-17 - WG Management:trollface: : Oh yeah... jackpot.. bring the champagne guys....

 

Jan 18 - WG employee (balance dept): Sir, we have found a way to flush out the excess gold on all accounts.. we basically remove some T10 tanks from the tech tree... move some other ones... tell the crowd that if they have the first tank in their garage they will get the other one for free... everyone who doesn't have the tank (aka Noobs) will rush to free xp. But it will not work if we don't give a discount on the free Xp... AND , it will only work if the new tanks ARE OP to the ground!! otherwise no one will want it... and the whole plan goes to the ground....

 

Dec-17 - WG Management : Ok M. get it done... your retirement plan will be secured if you succeed in your plans..

 

Jan21 - MrClark56(Noob): IS3 with 16k xp towards T10 thinks... oh fak me... i want Super OP Object 257. and i have xmass boxes gold... what to do???

Of course... grind xp on tanks.. and use 3500 gold (approx) to exchange tank xp to 120 000 free xp, so i can unlock the T10 and buy it and keep it until 9.22 lands...

Happy chappy....

 

It is all part of a super plan...

 

WG might be dodgy at balacing tanks... but is a expert at luring us noobs to spend on their game... (before bums comment, yes nobody forced me). i am just pointing out how they balance their game (not the tanks) so that the crowd of zombies follow unwillingly... by shouting 'it's mine, mine mine mine miiine...'

 

Good Job WG... you got me..

 

I wish to know if you think WG is somehow special or do you really need the next Iphone or that Gary Glitter packagae holiday in sum yung land.



Phobos4321 #5 Posted 22 January 2018 - 07:33 AM

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at least i learned WG is able to travel time ...

MrClark56 #6 Posted 22 January 2018 - 07:33 AM

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View Postjussijanis, on 22 January 2018 - 07:17 AM, said:

Why does type 4 have a 400mm cupola?

Yes, i know right?

 

View Postjussijanis, on 22 January 2018 - 07:27 AM, said:

Why is there 3 arties every game in a terrible map?

Yes, i totally agree

 

View PostObsessive_Compulsive, on 22 January 2018 - 07:27 AM, said:

I wish to know if you think WG is somehow special or do you really need the next Iphone or that Gary Glitter packagae holiday in sum yung land.

You got me too... do you work for WG by any chance?



MrClark56 #7 Posted 22 January 2018 - 07:34 AM

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View PostPhobos4321, on 22 January 2018 - 07:33 AM, said:

at least i learned WG is able to travel time ...

 

Its morning... lots of errors... *edited*...

 

good find though..



Phobos4321 #8 Posted 22 January 2018 - 08:44 AM

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what exactly did you find ?

 

Block Quote

 

Dec-17 - WG Management : ....

 

Jan 18 - WG employee (balance dept): ....

 

Dec-17 - WG Management : ...

 

Jan 18 - MrClark56(Noob):

 

is still timetravel ;)


Edited by Phobos4321, 22 January 2018 - 09:00 AM.


MrClark56 #9 Posted 22 January 2018 - 08:48 AM

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View PostPhobos4321, on 22 January 2018 - 08:44 AM, said:

what exactly did you find ?

 

 

is still timetravel ;)

 

I read through it 10 times and still didn't spot that :confused:

 

... thanks matey

 

PS. i might be a fan of time travel deep inside..


Edited by MrClark56, 22 January 2018 - 08:51 AM.


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I'm sorry, could you please explain? If I have a T-10, a tier 9 heavy, in my garage at the time of 9.22 arriving, I will then have what in my garage?

Edited by CircleOfSorrow, 22 January 2018 - 09:08 AM.


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View PostCircleOfSorrow, on 22 January 2018 - 09:07 AM, said:

I'm sorry, could you please explain? If I have a T-10, a tier 9 heavy, in my garage at the time of 9.22 arriving, I will then have what in my garage?

 

Cookies. And milk. 

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View PostCircleOfSorrow, on 22 January 2018 - 08:07 AM, said:

I'm sorry, could you please explain? If I have a T-10, a tier 9 heavy, in my garage at the time of 9.22 arriving, I will then have what in my garage?

 

 

T-10 and O257.

 if T-10 is elite, O257 will be elite.



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View PostMrClark56, on 22 January 2018 - 06:45 AM, said:

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Poor you, wargaming forcing you to pay them money. There is just no choice.



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View PostMrClark56, on 22 January 2018 - 06:45 AM, said:

WG might be dodgy at balacing tanks... but is an expert at luring us noobs to spend on their game... (before bums comment, yes nobody forced me). i am just pointing out how they balance their game (not the tanks) so that the crowd of zombies follow unwillingly... by shouting 'it's mine, mine mine mine miiine...'

 

Good Job WG... you got me..

 

 

That's not WG being sneaky, that's just you being gullible. I don't believe that's anything WG can patch out.



MrClark56 #15 Posted 22 January 2018 - 10:16 AM

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View PostArchaean, on 22 January 2018 - 09:44 AM, said:

Poor you, wargaming forcing you to pay them money. There is just no choice.

 

i edited (put in bold characters and underlined) the only relevant part to you...

 

Btw that clan name suits you well...


Edited by MrClark56, 22 January 2018 - 10:19 AM.


MrClark56 #16 Posted 22 January 2018 - 10:17 AM

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View PostNUKLEAR_SLUG, on 22 January 2018 - 10:11 AM, said:

 

That's not WG being sneaky, that's just you being gullible. I don't believe that's anything WG can patch out.

 

i'm a noob... and a dinger...i shoot gold... what did you expect??? some schweppes?

Edited by MrClark56, 22 January 2018 - 10:28 AM.


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View PostMrClark56, on 22 January 2018 - 10:16 AM, said:

 

i edited (put in bold characters and underlined) the only relevant part to you...

 

Btw that clan name suits you well...

 

What's the point of making this thread? If you already know that nobody is forcing you, you are just complaining for the sake of complaining and not for the sake of seeing change for the better. And even if your wish is to see change for the bedder, your approach is absolutely bad.

 

The Christmas event was absolutely fantastic. Even without buying the boxes, you still were able to enjoy increased experience and credit gain for over a month or so. Them adding the Type 59 in the loot boxes is definitely done deliberately to incite people into buying it - and I see nothing wrong with it.

 

And connecting the Christmas event together with the newly introduced OP Russian tanks is absolutely groundless. You have 5000 games only and it's understandable that you will think that way a little bit, but it's still ridiculous. If WG really wanted to scam you, they would introduce the new tanks without giving you tanks if you have them already. If you have the T-10 you will get the Obj. 257 - you get a free tank.

 

 

I don't feel like wiriting anymore.



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View PostMrClark56, on 22 January 2018 - 06:45 AM, said:

............................................................................................................................

 

Jan 18 - WG employee (balance dept): Sir, we have found a way to flush out the excess gold on all accounts.. we basically remove some Tier 10 tanks from the tech tree... move some other ones... tell the crowd that if they have the first tank in their garage they will get the other one for free... anyone who doesn't have the tank (aka Noobs) will rush to free xp. But it will not work if we don't give a discount on the free Xp... AND , it will only work if the new tanks ARE OP as freak!! otherwise no one will want it... and the whole plan goes to the ground....

 

Jan 18 - WG Management : Ok M. get it done... your retirement plan will be secured if you succeed in your plans..

 

Jan 18 - MrClark56(Noob): IS3 with 148000 xp tlef towards T10 thinks... oh fak me... i want Super OP Object 257. and i have xmass boxes gold... what to do???

Of course... grind xp on tanks.. and use 3500 gold (approx) to exchange tank xp to 120 000 free xp, so i can unlock the T10 and buy it and keep it until 9.22 lands...

Happy chappy....................................................................................................................

 

 

Only problem is free XP is discounted haven't you noticed ?  :)


Edited by cragarion, 22 January 2018 - 10:33 AM.


MrClark56 #19 Posted 22 January 2018 - 10:51 AM

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View PostArchaean, on 22 January 2018 - 10:30 AM, said:

 

What's the point of making this thread? If you already know that nobody is forcing you, you are just complaining for the sake of complaining and not for the sake of seeing change for the better. And even if your wish is to see change for the bedder, your approach is absolutely bad.

 

The Christmas event was absolutely fantastic. Even without buying the boxes, you still were able to enjoy increased experience and credit gain for over a month or so. Them adding the Type 59 in the loot boxes is definitely done deliberately to incite people into buying it - and I see nothing wrong with it.

 

And connecting the Christmas event together with the newly introduced OP Russian tanks is absolutely groundless. You have 5000 games only and it's understandable that you will think that way a little bit, but it's still ridiculous. If WG really wanted to scam you, they would introduce the new tanks without giving you tanks if you have them already. If you have the T-10 you will get the Obj. 257 - you get a free tank.

 

 

I don't feel like wiriting anymore.

 

it is sad that the amount of crap you read on the forum has prevented you from seeing that this is not a whine thread.. it is a fictional story ... i just joined some dots... do i believe WG did it? lol im a noob not an idiot (even if it is a possibility, but i have no proof whatsoever, that WG did it.. not that i'm an idiot... but hey.. wifey says so..).  It is a series of circumstances that i joined into a story. some people get it.. i guess some don't.

 

Xmass event was awesome.. i bought into it and even if i go no T8 tank i was happy with stuff.. so again. not whine thread,

 

You are right, stop writing and try reading harder.. and grasp what people are trying to say before you whine..

 

Have fun..


Edited by MrClark56, 22 January 2018 - 11:03 AM.


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It may be a bit tinfoily but I wouldn’t be surprised it WG hadn’t thought about this. There’s going to be a lot of gold swimming about after the loot boxes so why not encourage players to use it - they’ve already said they have tanks in the tech tree just for that so why not for this?

 

It’s one of the great things about virtual goods, you only need to get people to spend more than they normally would. Think of it this way, the whole free to play model is based around getting payers to pay when they don’t really have to. I’d imagine that WG have rather a lot of expertise in how to do that.


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