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Mule_Skinner #1 Posted 23 February 2018 - 11:07 PM

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I haven't done all that many battles but I *have* learned a few questions not to ask...

 

Questions to never ask:

 

  • Never ask a unicum if they use premium ammo --- {no no no NEVER use it…don’t even have it loaded.}
  • Never ask someone that has done something stupid if they learned something --- {answer varies but always means ‘no’}
  • Never ask someone below 5000 missions and has 2800 WN8 if they are a reroll --- {answer is always ‘What is a reroll?’}
  • Never ask a defeatist that was really rolling with defeatist talk if they feel stupid after the game is won. --- {answer varies but always means ‘no’}
  • Never ask a heavy tank that sits in the rear sniping if they ever get tired of not contributing anything to the team --- answer is always ‘Yur dead Iz still alive iz leet and you suck’
  • On the other extreme never ask someone who gets way ahead of their team and is overwhelmed by the enemy if maybe they got alittle ahead of themselves --- the answer is always ‘this teams sucks camperz loozers you all go to hell’
  • Never ask someone who yells at you all game for shooting HE in a P4H at a tier 7 tank if they are a retarded moron. --- the answer is always ‘you shootz HE youze da morons’.
  • Never ask a superunicum that is complaining about all the losers on his team why he didn’t get more than 2 kills…I mean he *IS* a superunicum after all he should be carrying. --- the answer is always….well just don’t ask

Edited by Mule_Skinner, 23 February 2018 - 11:11 PM.


TheWarrener #2 Posted 23 February 2018 - 11:12 PM

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ok

Browarszky #3 Posted 23 February 2018 - 11:17 PM

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kaneloon #4 Posted 23 February 2018 - 11:17 PM

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Not sure about the last, superunicum usually don t lose time complaining or answering stupid question.

XxKuzkina_MatxX #5 Posted 23 February 2018 - 11:51 PM

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View Postkaneloon, on 24 February 2018 - 12:17 AM, said:

Not sure about the last, superunicum usually don t lose time complaining or answering stupid question.

 

No, they always answer me after doing crap in my team "you never have a bad battle?" which seems a reasonable argument until the recurrence is less than welcome and you start to think to yourself "am i getting the Chinese duds on my team?" :)

 

Moral of the story...no correlation between being a unicum and being actually smart so the chess analogy is actually a farce.


Edited by XxKuzkina_MatxX, 23 February 2018 - 11:56 PM.


OreH75 #6 Posted 23 February 2018 - 11:55 PM

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+1 for the original (super) unicums are redline sniping gold spammers...

 

 

edit: name noted in big book of proof that WoT is not Pay-to-win.


Edited by OreH75, 23 February 2018 - 11:58 PM.


XxKuzkina_MatxX #7 Posted 23 February 2018 - 11:57 PM

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View PostOreH75, on 24 February 2018 - 12:55 AM, said:

+1 for the original (super) unicums are redline sniping gold spammers...

 

 

Want something original?

They're actually pretty mediocre with a bit of luck :)



XxKuzkina_MatxX #8 Posted 23 February 2018 - 11:59 PM

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Look guys, it's late and the thread is kind of funny but may be i am overly honest here so sorry if i offended anyone.

Shivva #9 Posted 24 February 2018 - 12:03 AM

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View PostMule_Skinner, on 23 February 2018 - 10:07 PM, said:

I haven't done all that many battles but I *have* learned a few questions not to ask...

 

Questions to never ask:

 

  • Never ask a unicum if they use premium ammo --- {no no no NEVER use it…don’t even have it loaded.}
  • Never ask someone that has done something stupid if they learned something --- {answer varies but always means ‘no’}
  • Never ask someone below 5000 missions and has 2800 WN8 if they are a reroll --- {answer is always ‘What is a reroll?’}
  • Never ask a defeatist that was really rolling with defeatist talk if they feel stupid after the game is won. --- {answer varies but always means ‘no’}
  • Never ask a heavy tank that sits in the rear sniping if they ever get tired of not contributing anything to the team --- answer is always ‘Yur dead Iz still alive iz leet and you suck’
  • On the other extreme never ask someone who gets way ahead of their team and is overwhelmed by the enemy if maybe they got alittle ahead of themselves --- the answer is always ‘this teams sucks camperz loozers you all go to hell’
  • Never ask someone who yells at you all game for shooting HE in a P4H at a tier 7 tank if they are a retarded moron. --- the answer is always ‘you shootz HE youze da morons’.
  • Never ask a superunicum that is complaining about all the losers on his team why he didn’t get more than 2 kills…I mean he *IS* a superunicum after all he should be carrying. --- the answer is always….well just don’t ask

 

Never reroll for a 51% winrate.....

OreH75 #10 Posted 24 February 2018 - 12:18 AM

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View PostXxKuzkina_MatxX, on 23 February 2018 - 11:57 PM, said:

 

Want something original?

They're actually pretty mediocre with a bit of luck :)

Some are some are not but I bet you would be a super unicum as well if it wasn't for the gold ammo and the teams of course..

 

View PostXxKuzkina_MatxX, on 23 February 2018 - 11:59 PM, said:

wddddddLook guys, it's late and the thread is kind of funny but may be i am overly honest here so sorry if i offended anyone.

I think no one is offended, we can appreciate threads from guys with no clue what so ever.



XxKuzkina_MatxX #11 Posted 24 February 2018 - 12:29 AM

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View PostOreH75, on 24 February 2018 - 01:18 AM, said:

Some are some are not but I bet you would be a super unicum as well if it wasn't for the gold ammo and the teams of course..

 

I think no one is offended, we can appreciate threads from guys with no clue what so ever.

 

LOL

Junglist_ #12 Posted 24 February 2018 - 12:31 AM

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True only if I'd be lucky I could have 80% wr easy but now I'm stuck with my mediocrity. Damn those teams always letting me down!! 

XxKuzkina_MatxX #13 Posted 24 February 2018 - 12:37 AM

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View PostJunglist_, on 24 February 2018 - 01:31 AM, said:

True only if I'd be lucky I could have 80% wr easy but now I'm stuck with my mediocrity. Damn those teams always letting me down!! 

 

L2P pleb! :)

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View PostMule_Skinner, on 23 February 2018 - 11:07 PM, said:

I haven't done all that many battles but I *have* learned a few questions not to ask...

 

Questions to never ask:

 

  • Never ask a unicum if they use premium ammo --- {no no no NEVER use it…don’t even have it loaded.}
  • Never ask someone that has done something stupid if they learned something --- {answer varies but always means ‘no’}
  • Never ask someone below 5000 missions and has 2800 WN8 if they are a reroll --- {answer is always ‘What is a reroll?’}
  • Never ask a defeatist that was really rolling with defeatist talk if they feel stupid after the game is won. --- {answer varies but always means ‘no’}
  • Never ask a heavy tank that sits in the rear sniping if they ever get tired of not contributing anything to the team --- answer is always ‘Yur dead Iz still alive iz leet and you suck’
  • On the other extreme never ask someone who gets way ahead of their team and is overwhelmed by the enemy if maybe they got alittle ahead of themselves --- the answer is always ‘this teams sucks camperz loozers you all go to hell’
  • Never ask someone who yells at you all game for shooting HE in a P4H at a tier 7 tank if they are a retarded moron. --- the answer is always ‘you shootz HE youze da morons’.
  • Never ask a superunicum that is complaining about all the losers on his team why he didn’t get more than 2 kills…I mean he *IS* a superunicum after all he should be carrying. --- the answer is always….well just don’t ask

 

- Never asks if anyone has a plan (Random only)

- Never ask a light tank to spot, never ask a heavy to follow you to the front lines, never ask a TD to move up and support the actual fight and never ask an arty not to target close to friendlies.

- Never ask someone to apologize for causing team damage

- Never ask your your team mate why he drove in front of the long narrow thing on the front of your tank just as you were firing

- Never tug on Superman's cape

- Never spit into the wind

- Never pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger 

- And never mess around with Jim

 



TheComfyChair #15 Posted 24 February 2018 - 01:00 AM

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Never ask the map pinger why he/she is crazily pinging the map...them folks are insane :hiding:

Spurtung #16 Posted 24 February 2018 - 01:02 AM

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View PostMule_Skinner, on 24 February 2018 - 12:07 AM, said:

I haven't done all that many battles but I *have* learned a few questions not to ask...

 

Questions to never ask:

 

  • Never ask a unicum if they use premium ammo --- {no no no NEVER use it…don’t even have it loaded.}
  • Never ask someone that has done something stupid if they learned something --- {answer varies but always means ‘no’}
  • Never ask someone below 5000 missions and has 2800 WN8 if they are a reroll --- {answer is always ‘What is a reroll?’}
  • Never ask a defeatist that was really rolling with defeatist talk if they feel stupid after the game is won. --- {answer varies but always means ‘no’}
  • Never ask a heavy tank that sits in the rear sniping if they ever get tired of not contributing anything to the team --- answer is always ‘Yur dead Iz still alive iz leet and you suck’
  • On the other extreme never ask someone who gets way ahead of their team and is overwhelmed by the enemy if maybe they got alittle ahead of themselves --- the answer is always ‘this teams sucks camperz loozers you all go to hell’
  • Never ask someone who yells at you all game for shooting HE in a P4H at a tier 7 tank if they are a retarded moron. --- the answer is always ‘you shootz HE youze da morons’.
  • Never ask a superunicum that is complaining about all the losers on his team why he didn’t get more than 2 kills…I mean he *IS* a superunicum after all he should be carrying. --- the answer is always….well just don’t ask

 



Element6 #17 Posted 24 February 2018 - 01:56 AM

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Never estimate what a tomato player will do in your team, based on his stats. By the end of the battle he could end up top of the team with 6k damage and a Top Gun. And vice versa, never assume that a unicum will end up top of the team with 6 kills and 6k damage, this battle could be the one where he dies first and gets 0 damage.

 

 



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Never eat red crayons, unless they are the only colour left.

Shivva #19 Posted 24 February 2018 - 02:51 AM

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View PostColdspell, on 24 February 2018 - 01:30 AM, said:

Never eat red crayons, unless they are the only colour left.

 

But those are the strawberry ones :B

Coldspell #20 Posted 24 February 2018 - 02:53 AM

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View PostShivva, on 24 February 2018 - 01:51 AM, said:

 

But those are the strawberry ones :B

 

I know but when they come out the other end doctors start asking questions and things get examined..... things you really don't want examined.




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