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Erwin_Von_Braun #1 Posted 25 February 2018 - 11:27 PM

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So, I've heard it said that one can play arty with only one hand (I have tried - doesn't really work).

 

However, after two days of the TD Special I can confirm, with some degree of certainty, that one CAN play TD's with one hand.

All one has to do is kemp boosh :bush:and wait for some poor fekker to blunder into your view range.

Played a few games over the last couple of days in my Dicker Max & T25/2 - managed to do that and eat a massive bacon, egg & black pudding baguette at the same time.

So simple, in fact, I would suggest that it's easier than playing arty.



XxKuzkina_MatxX #2 Posted 25 February 2018 - 11:31 PM

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Disgusting!

TheComfyChair #3 Posted 25 February 2018 - 11:34 PM

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My alcohol consumption goes up when playing any class of vehicle one handed but it does tend to be either the SPG or TD class.  :hiding:

Aikl #4 Posted 25 February 2018 - 11:38 PM

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View PostErwin_Von_Braun, on 25 February 2018 - 10:27 PM, said:

(...)All one has to do is kemp boosh :bush:and wait for some poor fekker to blunder into your view range.(...)

 

Honest question: Is that actually fun?



Erwin_Von_Braun #5 Posted 25 February 2018 - 11:38 PM

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View PostXxKuzkina_MatxX, on 25 February 2018 - 10:31 PM, said:

Disgusting!

 

The black pudding?

I realise it's not quite to everyone's  tastes - but it does add a layer of complexity not found in the traditional bacon sandwich.



Erwin_Von_Braun #6 Posted 25 February 2018 - 11:39 PM

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View PostAikl, on 25 February 2018 - 10:38 PM, said:

 

Honest question: Is that actually fun?

 

No.

Don't really play many TD's, but the baguette was lovely.



Aikl #7 Posted 25 February 2018 - 11:41 PM

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View PostErwin_Von_Braun, on 25 February 2018 - 10:39 PM, said:

 

No.

Don't really play many TD's, but the baguette was lovely.

 

Figures. So, boring gameplay and great baguette - guess that still qualified for 6-7/10? :P

Erwin_Von_Braun #8 Posted 25 February 2018 - 11:43 PM

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View PostAikl, on 25 February 2018 - 10:41 PM, said:

 

Figures. So, boring gameplay and great baguette - guess that still qualified for 6-7/10? :P

 

As a whole enterprise?

Got to be worth a 7:)



UserZer00 #9 Posted 26 February 2018 - 08:19 AM

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View PostAikl, on 25 February 2018 - 11:41 PM, said:

 

Figures. So, boring gameplay and great baguette - guess that still qualified for 6-7/10? :P

If he was playing a French TD while enjoying the baguette it would of course be worth an 11.



TankkiPoju #10 Posted 26 February 2018 - 08:23 AM

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Tbh you can play any tank class like that.



jabster #11 Posted 26 February 2018 - 08:58 AM

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View PostErwin_Von_Braun, on 25 February 2018 - 10:27 PM, said:

So, I've heard it said that one can play arty with only one hand (I have tried - doesn't really work).

 

However, after two days of the TD Special I can confirm, with some degree of certainty, that one CAN play TD's with one hand.

All one has to do is kemp boosh :bush:and wait for some poor fekker to blunder into your view range.

Played a few games over the last couple of days in my Dicker Max & T25/2 - managed to do that and eat a massive bacon, egg & black pudding baguette at the same time.

So simple, in fact, I would suggest that it's easier than playing arty.

 

Unfortunately it seems only to common that you see TD’s played like this. At least a camping arty can take an active role in the game.



Tigerfish_Torpedo #12 Posted 26 February 2018 - 09:02 AM

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Now beginning to wonder whether the top tier heavies in the games I played yesterday were trying a similar approach...

 

On a serious note, ty OP, I needed a laugh this morning! 



iztok #13 Posted 26 February 2018 - 09:09 AM

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> I've Seen The Light!

Were you hit by HE shell? ;)



Shaade_Silentpaw #14 Posted 26 February 2018 - 09:14 AM

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View PostErwin_Von_Braun, on 25 February 2018 - 10:27 PM, said:

So simple, in fact, I would suggest that it's easier than playing arty.

 

You're right, it is easier to play TDs badly than it is to play Arty.

But it's alot harder to play TDs well than it is to play Arty, especially non-turreted TDs.


Edited by Shaade_Silentpaw, 26 February 2018 - 09:14 AM.


Homer_J #15 Posted 26 February 2018 - 09:17 AM

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View PostErwin_Von_Braun, on 25 February 2018 - 10:27 PM, said:

So, I've heard it said that one can play arty with only one hand (I have tried - doesn't really work).

 

 

You need a better config and a mouse with more than 3 buttons.



DracheimFlug #16 Posted 26 February 2018 - 09:55 AM

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View PostErwin_Von_Braun, on 25 February 2018 - 11:27 PM, said:

So, I've heard it said that one can play arty with only one hand (I have tried - doesn't really work).

 

However, after two days of the TD Special I can confirm, with some degree of certainty, that one CAN play TD's with one hand.

All one has to do is kemp boosh :bush:and wait for some poor fekker to blunder into your view range.

Played a few games over the last couple of days in my Dicker Max & T25/2 - managed to do that and eat a massive bacon, egg & black pudding baguette at the same time.

So simple, in fact, I would suggest that it's easier than playing arty.

 

One can play any tank that way. One can even play with no hands. Sit afk on spawn and never fire. The question is, do you really call that playing?

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View PostErwin_Von_Braun, on 25 February 2018 - 11:27 PM, said:

 

...managed to do that and eat a massive bacon, egg & black pudding baguette at the same time.

 

So here's the critical question, think carefully before you answer.

What condiments did you use to assemble this abomination?



Enforcer1975 #18 Posted 26 February 2018 - 04:02 PM

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View PostTankkiPoju, on 26 February 2018 - 08:23 AM, said:

Tbh you can play any tank class like that.

 

That's mostly how window lickers, crayon eaters, mouth breathers etc. do it...

Edited by Enforcer1975, 26 February 2018 - 04:03 PM.


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View PostErwin_Von_Braun, on 26 February 2018 - 12:38 AM, said:

 

The black pudding?

I realise it's not quite to everyone's  tastes - but it does add a layer of complexity not found in the traditional bacon sandwich.

 

It adds a layer of blood while removing a layer of meat.

Either way, the British sort is as bland as one could expect it to be.



Erwin_Von_Braun #20 Posted 26 February 2018 - 07:00 PM

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View PostPhooBar, on 26 February 2018 - 02:14 PM, said:

So here's the critical question, think carefully before you answer.

What condiments did you use to assemble this abomination?

 

Just a dash of Rufus Teague Honey BBQ Sauce.




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