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ThinGun #1 Posted 13 March 2018 - 05:15 PM

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Seeing as the majority of communications in chat seem to be the same thing, repeated in every game, can I suggest that WG set up a bunch of programmed keys to save us the tedium of actually typing.  Seeing as the numbers are already used for gold ammo and ... errm ... other stuff, I recommend some of the right hand letters . My humble suggestions are:

U = Damn you WG, and feck MM
I = Another game lost
O = Another noob team
P = PL?
J = Cross the river and lose

K = I need three SPGs for mission

L = Be quiet noobs

N = Reported (for not doing what I expected)

M = Reported (for some unspecified offence)

 

Have I missed anything?



Lord_Edge #2 Posted 13 March 2018 - 05:18 PM

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View PostThinGun, on 13 March 2018 - 05:15 PM, said:

Have I missed anything?

 

I have a macro set to type "Hi team, GLHF! :D" when I CTRL+ALT+* I use it at the start of every game :)



Solstad1069 #3 Posted 13 March 2018 - 05:18 PM

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F2 = Speak English or STFU

vasilinhorulezz #4 Posted 13 March 2018 - 06:37 PM

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F9= Go spot you Noob or I shoot you

Ankara_Aatu #5 Posted 13 March 2018 - 06:46 PM

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I would take the automation one step further and have any light tank that dies during the first minute automatically send a "N00b team!!11" message to the chat. Preferably followed by a few map pings on random locations.

TheWarrener #6 Posted 13 March 2018 - 08:46 PM

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View PostAnkara_Aatu, on 13 March 2018 - 06:46 PM, said:

I would take the automation one step further and have any light tank that dies during the first minute automatically send a "N00b team!!11" message to the chat. Preferably followed by a few map pings on random locations.

 

Isn't it already implemented tho

also, I'd like a "f*ck you, <username>" command appear whenever I press T on an ally


Edited by TheWarrener, 13 March 2018 - 08:51 PM.


gunslingerXXX #7 Posted 13 March 2018 - 09:00 PM

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I have some suggestions, but I'm afraid posting my most frequent chat messages will get me another warning point :trollface:

psychobear #8 Posted 13 March 2018 - 09:53 PM

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H - "hi all, is this new map?"

 

Kinda classic one, i know, but it never gets old. Had a ton of LOLs last week typing this in chat during countdown on Cliff. Got an honest answer from one team mate - "nope, it's actually a pretty old one", then our T29 decided to put me in my place with a sovereign "fking gold noob" or something along the lines (i was playing the Lowe or T34 Heavy, can't remember exactly, but it was certainly one of these two). Had a decent game playing the middle and died near the end, but team was about to win, having 3 tanks against the last enemy. At that moment, since some of them were oneshots I typed in chat something like "just wait and go all at once, don't go in one by one", to which the same T29 made my day by replying "STFU gold noob, you didn't even know which map this was!" 

:trollface::teethhappy::teethhappy:


Edited by psychobear, 13 March 2018 - 09:57 PM.


Hedgehog1963 #9 Posted 14 March 2018 - 11:59 AM

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I have the Razer Black Widow and I have some messages bound to keys.  Sadly many of them were taunts used when there was cross team chat, which were intended to be witty rather than hurtful.  Alas no longer working.

Edited by Hedgehog1963, 14 March 2018 - 11:59 AM.


_Discontinued_ #10 Posted 14 March 2018 - 01:02 PM

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View PostThinGun, on 13 March 2018 - 04:15 PM, said:

Seeing as the majority of communications in chat seem to be the same thing, repeated in every game, can I suggest that WG set up a bunch of programmed keys to save us the tedium of actually typing.  Seeing as the numbers are already used for gold ammo and ... errm ... other stuff, I recommend some of the right hand letters . My humble suggestions are:

U = Damn you WG, and feck MM
I = Another game lost
O = Another noob team
P = PL?
J = Cross the river and lose

K = I need three SPGs for mission

L = Be quiet noobs

N = Reported (for not doing what I expected)

M = Reported (for some unspecified offence)

 

Have I missed anything?

 

I used to play an online golf game called Pangya, which has sadly died but one feature i really liked was that you could save phrases such as "good game old chap :)" and assign them to the F keys.

 

also there where some other choice phrases i applied which i would not wish to repeat

 

 


Edited by discontinued, 14 March 2018 - 01:07 PM.


badabum #11 Posted 14 March 2018 - 01:05 PM

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Joking aside, i think it would be useful to have "Thanks" and "Sorry" added to the game's radial menu.

15JG52Brauer #12 Posted 14 March 2018 - 01:17 PM

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Back when all chat was a thing typing "I'm on on my dads account, how do I use the machine gun please?" into all chat while playing my type 59 used to get me a lot of kills from idiots who thought they were yoloing some kid with no clue (instead of an old git, with hardly a clue!!)  ;-) - still if they were dumb enough to fall for it they got what they deserved !!





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