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Partizanskim_korakom #1 Posted 12 April 2018 - 03:25 PM

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Well, we have first aid kits, coffee, pudding, well, if tankers eat so much why Wargaming don't sell a toilet paper kit, so tankers would drive tanks faster with easy bowels?

steview162 #2 Posted 12 April 2018 - 03:30 PM

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For those moment when you turn a cornner in a light, and spot a jageroo ppinting straight at you.

ThinGun #3 Posted 12 April 2018 - 03:36 PM

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Better to get brown trousers.

unhappy_bunny #4 Posted 12 April 2018 - 03:44 PM

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A large lube pack, and the commader gives the order "Lube up lads, we're screwed".

Partizanskim_korakom #5 Posted 12 April 2018 - 07:29 PM

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Comme on, vote, say you want a  toilet paper kit as a prize! Say it! 

steview162 #6 Posted 12 April 2018 - 07:44 PM

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View PostPartizanskim_korakom, on 12 April 2018 - 06:29 PM, said:

Comme on, vote, say you want a  toilet paper kit as a prize! Say it! 

 

There no poll!? :sceptic:

 



Babbet_1 #7 Posted 12 April 2018 - 07:55 PM

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My old  dad, bless him, used to say that the army emergency ration tin they were issued with during WW2 contained, amongst other essentials, four sheets of toilet paper. These were universally known as An Upper, a Downer, a Wiper and a Polisher. Forces' humour eh! Now that's what won the war!  :)



Tankyouverymuch2 #8 Posted 12 April 2018 - 08:08 PM

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Toilet paper kit?... Can we use it to remove the worst players on our team? :trollface: 1 use per battle.

 

Better yet... What if when you activate it, you get tripled reverse speed and double the horsepower for 3 seconds, in case you spot a Jägeru or a Deathstar hiding in a dark alley, and you need to NOPE the f**k outta his firing line. :D



Partizanskim_korakom #9 Posted 12 April 2018 - 09:28 PM

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View Poststeview162, on 12 April 2018 - 07:44 PM, said:

 

There no poll!? :sceptic:

 

 

Hay, how can I set up a poll here, so people could vote for the toilet paper kit?

Enforcer1975 #10 Posted 12 April 2018 - 10:13 PM

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This is way better and more hygienic than toilet paper since the poop doesn't fly all over the place when you flip your tank. 

 

 



Enforcer1975 #11 Posted 12 April 2018 - 10:18 PM

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View PostTankyouverymuch2, on 12 April 2018 - 08:08 PM, said:

Toilet paper kit?... Can we use it to remove the worst players on our team? :trollface: 1 use per battle.

 

Better yet... What if when you activate it, you get tripled reverse speed and double the horsepower for 3 seconds, in case you spot a Jägeru or a Deathstar hiding in a dark alley, and you need to NOPE the f**k outta his firing line. :D

 

Something like this??  :teethhappy: Old german commercial....slogan goes like "gone with a swipe"



PhooBar #12 Posted 12 April 2018 - 10:36 PM

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Roman army corporals prolly had to 'splain the same thing to the recruits, back in the day.

I actually hadda explain it to a nice lady at a formal dining-in once.

Nobody looked at the chocolate cake quite the same, after.

Honi Soit Qui Mal y Pense...


Edited by PhooBar, 12 April 2018 - 10:46 PM.


LCpl_Jones #13 Posted 13 April 2018 - 12:20 AM

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View PostTankyouverymuch2, on 12 April 2018 - 08:08 PM, said:

........you get tripled reverse speed and double the horsepower for 3 seconds, in case you spot a Jägeru or a Deathstar hiding in a dark alley, and you need to NOPE the f**k outta his firing line. :D

 

but what if we meet a 268v4 ? that wouldn't be enough :ohmy:




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