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Minio #1 Posted 19 April 2018 - 11:39 PM

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TheComfyChair suggested we should have a mini-series showing off the most amazingly (bad) minimap screenshots.

 

Let's try to keep this going civilised with short descriptions and no name and shame, it's meant to be entertaining.

My entry is one minute into a full tier 10 battle with a platoon of 3 Obj 430U in A0.

 



SnowRelic #2 Posted 20 April 2018 - 10:05 AM

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Gawd, I should dig up last game on Overlord where our very intelligent T71CMD driver displayed his lack of knowledge of reverse psychology when he told the team "do not go beach". I should dig it up. But it's far too traumatizing to rewatch. I think about 10 people went beach. *Shiver*.

Kozzy #3 Posted 20 April 2018 - 10:32 AM

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View PostSnowRelic, on 20 April 2018 - 09:05 AM, said:

Gawd, I should dig up last game on Overlord where our very intelligent T71CMD driver displayed his lack of knowledge of reverse psychology when he told the team "do not go beach". I should dig it up. But it's far too traumatizing to rewatch. I think about 10 people went beach. *Shiver*.

 

Funnily enough I have tried a couple of times to use reverse psychology when it comes to the beach on Overlord:

Me: "Everyone go beach!"

Team: "Yay!, finally a plan I can get involved in!"

 

queue ridiculous beach party/slaughter/heavy loss...

 

I won't be doing that again.



Rati_Festa #4 Posted 20 April 2018 - 10:56 AM

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View PostMinio, on 19 April 2018 - 11:39 PM, said:

TheComfyChair suggested we should have a mini-series showing off the most amazingly (bad) minimap screenshots.

 

Let's try to keep this going civilised with short descriptions and no name and shame, it's meant to be entertaining.

My entry is one minute into a full tier 10 battle with a platoon of 3 Obj 430U in A0.

 

The only thing stopping that solo 268 4 raping that flank is the enemy 268 4. :)



Minio #5 Posted 20 April 2018 - 11:22 AM

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View PostRati_Festa, on 20 April 2018 - 09:56 AM, said:

The only thing stopping that solo 268 4 raping that flank is the enemy 268 4. :)

 

And that's what has happened, I was that 268 :izmena:

Ended with 3k damage and died before 3rd minute of the battle ending in top 3 damage dealt...


Edited by Minio, 20 April 2018 - 11:23 AM.


Minio #6 Posted 22 April 2018 - 09:18 PM

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Another pearl happened :popcorn:



Mosjmosh #7 Posted 22 April 2018 - 09:33 PM

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Great idea! I have a couple more that would fit perfectly into this thread... 
These screenshots have a few things in common: tier 6-8, 1 minute into the battle, and amazing grand tactics that only the most brilliant minds can ever comprehend :teethhappy:


Edited by Mosjmosh, 22 April 2018 - 09:34 PM.


TankkiPoju #8 Posted 23 April 2018 - 11:58 AM

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View PostMinio, on 19 April 2018 - 11:39 PM, said:

 

 

 

Welcome to Erlenberg meta 2018.

SnowRelic #9 Posted 25 April 2018 - 10:51 PM

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View PostTankkiPoju, on 23 April 2018 - 11:58 AM, said:

 

Welcome to Erlenberg meta 2018.

 

Uhuh. I had support. Then I spotted a BC platoon in the open. Thought to myself, "nice... that's a few thousand assistance." But nope, my support fled. Didn't feel like sticking around alone, did a 180 and pushed hard on the pedal. Then I remembered this thread. So:

 

 

Turned out to be not a complete disaster. Already on the map you can see some people who went east heading for the middle. In the end the BC toon continued to our cap unopposed, some of our teammates pushed on to the enemy cap. Made sure we won, did 12hp damage by resetting the second Bat Chat and then I got clipped. We won and I completed some light tank personal mission I totally had forgotten about (capture or decap for 40+ points). Still, would have preferred a more normal game.






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