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RuIes #1 Posted 11 May 2018 - 01:00 AM

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I posted this after I just ragequitted WoT, as I broke my mouse and headphones I'm typing this meanwhile crying thinking about ending it all. WoT is my life and artillery is ruining it, I'm currently in a state of depression and had to consume my pills so I do not get autism attacks. This is the mother of "RuIes" typing this as he's bound to a chair to prevent him from harming himself, all he's been saying the past 30 minutes was "I need to find cover" "It's gonna reload" "I'm not gonna make it in time", please help my child and remove ARTILLERY.

 

Sincerely,

 

Mother of "RuIes"



Renesco #2 Posted 11 May 2018 - 01:04 AM

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Did I just cause this in my Lefh? Because there was a whole lot of mad as I racked up 5 kills in a match 10 minutes ago

Strappster #3 Posted 11 May 2018 - 01:10 AM

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Dear Mother of "Rules",

 

Maybe if you stopped sleeping with everyone who wrecks your child in the game he'd be a bit more mentally balanced. In the meantime, please let me know your availability for next Tuesday.

 

Thanks,

f'tang The Seer



Balc0ra #4 Posted 11 May 2018 - 01:12 AM

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By the sounds of it. You should not play online games at all if that's how you react. Tho I'm sure the keyboard manufacturers won't mind it.

Spurtung #5 Posted 11 May 2018 - 01:28 AM

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View PostRuIes, on 11 May 2018 - 02:00 AM, said:

I posted this after I just ragequitted WoT, as I broke my mouse and headphones I'm typing this meanwhile crying thinking about ending it all. WoT is my life and artillery is ruining it, I'm currently in a state of depression and had to consume my pills so I do not get autism attacks. This is the mother of "RuIes" typing this as he's bound to a chair to prevent him from harming himself, all he's been saying the past 30 minutes was "I need to find cover" "It's gonna reload" "I'm not gonna make it in time", please help my child and remove ARTILLERY.

 

Sincerely,

 

Mother of "RuIes"

 



15JG52Brauer #6 Posted 11 May 2018 - 05:04 AM

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I was going to say "cry more princess", but having recentley experienced what happens if a tweenager doesnt get to let out their pent up frustration  (http://wotreplays.eu...c5a6bb56e9201a8 ) I'll just ask rules to take a comfy perch on the couch and let us all know exactly where the nasty arty touched him ;)

jack_timber #7 Posted 11 May 2018 - 06:47 AM

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You remind me of my 11 year old grandson.

Are you 11?



samuelx43a #8 Posted 11 May 2018 - 08:56 AM

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"Oh look, a constructive thread!!"

"Eh? Where?"



krismorgan #9 Posted 11 May 2018 - 09:04 AM

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Let me feast on those tears.

Jigabachi #10 Posted 11 May 2018 - 09:08 AM

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Dear mother of rules,
your child has severe problems you obviously can't handle, so please consider an adoption. And make sure that your lady parts never come close to a man's dinglydangly part again.
You can get oddly shaped organic cucumbers in most supermarkets these days.

Dorander #11 Posted 11 May 2018 - 09:12 AM

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Well at least it's not *exactly* the standard artillery whine thread... also, inbeforethelock.

Vule777 #12 Posted 11 May 2018 - 09:17 AM

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View PostRuIes, on 11 May 2018 - 01:00 AM, said:

please help my child and remove ARTILLERY.

 

Sincerely,

 

Mother of "RuIes"

 

Please help yourself and your child by removing hes pc.

 

Sincerely,

 

M53-m55



Asklepi0s #13 Posted 11 May 2018 - 10:33 AM

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Due to the high number of Artillery threads, we want discussions to take place in the main pinned thread here.





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