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CircleOfSorrow #1 Posted 24 May 2018 - 04:56 AM

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Forgive me father, for I have sinned.  I puked all kinds of bs into team chat when I played WoT during the wee hours this previous evening.  I don't know any of the people I played with, and if I did get to know them, I'm sure I would find that they are wonderful and kind people that have a well of unending generosity pouring from their hearts.



Babbet_1 #2 Posted 24 May 2018 - 07:16 AM

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That is indeed a grievous sin, my son. Forgiveness will cost you 10 Hail Mary's, and £10,000 to be paid into my numbered Swiss bank account.  :)

MeetriX #3 Posted 24 May 2018 - 08:21 AM

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Next time call or at least send an e-mail to your dad and not make it public.

Babbet_1 #4 Posted 24 May 2018 - 05:54 PM

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View PostMeetriX, on 24 May 2018 - 08:21 AM, said:

Next time call or at least send an e-mail to your dad and not make it public.

 

Oh no, that wouldn't be any fun at all! Confession is good for the soul, and us old geezers love a bit of gossip! Nothing like a bit of scandal on a Sunday morning", my old mum used to say, as she thumbed through the News of the World! That was when it was a proper broadsheet.  :)

Dead_in_30_seconds #5 Posted 25 May 2018 - 12:50 PM

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A sheet read by broads?? How very Chicago of you :girl:

Babbet_1 #6 Posted 25 May 2018 - 04:00 PM

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View PostDead_in_30_seconds, on 25 May 2018 - 12:50 PM, said:

A sheet read by broads?? How very Chicago of you :girl:

 

Had your hair done for your birthday I see! It suits you!  ;)

 

Edit: My old Mum would have given you a good handbagging for suggesting that she was a broad! (In fact, she didn't even have a passport!) :)


Edited by Babbet_1, 25 May 2018 - 04:03 PM.


CircleOfSorrow #7 Posted 26 May 2018 - 01:21 PM

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View PostBabbet_1, on 25 May 2018 - 03:00 PM, said:

 

Had your hair done for your birthday I see! It suits you!  ;)

 

Edit: My old Mum would have given you a good handbagging for suggesting that she was a broad! (In fact, she didn't even have a passport!) :)

LoL



SGT_Sprocket22 #8 Posted 26 May 2018 - 03:53 PM

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Unacceptable!! You must make sacrifices to the Gods and hope they forgive you. 

CircleOfSorrow #9 Posted 29 May 2018 - 08:35 PM

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I almost bought an IS2, KV2 R, and an M4 improved as I am impulsive.  I played one game in WoT, realised what a daft idea that was, and decided not to.  Forgive me for coveting pixel items, and thank thee for the strength and wisdom to see beyond the lure of pixel tanks.

Babbet_1 #10 Posted 24 June 2018 - 09:36 AM

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Forgive me Father for I have sinned: A day or two ago I committed the grievous trespass of coveting another's bush, and when they came to reclaim their lawful property, I utterly failed to become enraged or to inflict upon them any serious bodily harm, but meekly allowed them to push me from their property and over the nearest cliff. For this my sin, I have thus failed to receive a ban, or even to become blue, the shade of all vile evil doers.

Father, I am truly repentant, and promise faithfully that in future I will seek the permission of the lawful owner, before taking up occupancy of any bush, building, tree, or similar position of cover, and that if similar circumstances should arise again, I will fire at least 6 gold rounds into the face of the said lawful owner, thus earning at least a 24 hour ban, your forgiveness and eternal absolution. Amen



Dead_in_30_seconds #11 Posted 24 June 2018 - 10:38 AM

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View PostSGT_Sprocket22, on 26 May 2018 - 02:53 PM, said:

Unacceptable!! You must make sacrifices to the Gods and hope they forgive you. 

 

Actually, I'm ok for sacrifices at the moment, I don't need any more, but thanks for the suggestion.

Yours sincerely

God



Babbet_1 #12 Posted 25 June 2018 - 06:36 PM

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View PostDead_in_30_seconds, on 24 June 2018 - 10:38 AM, said:

 

Actually, I'm ok for sacrifices at the moment, I don't need any more, but thanks for the suggestion.

Yours sincerely

God

 

That's a pretty substantial promotion you seem to have given yourself there old son! Hope for your sake that Big G has a sense of humour!  :)

Dead_in_30_seconds #13 Posted 26 June 2018 - 12:54 AM

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View PostBabbet_1, on 25 June 2018 - 05:36 PM, said:

 

That's a pretty substantial promotion you seem to have given yourself there old son! Hope for your sake that Big G has a sense of humour!  :)

 

I'm dyslexic. I'm actually a dog.

Homer_J #14 Posted 26 June 2018 - 01:11 AM

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Forgive me for I have coveted my neighbour's sprouts.

Babbet_1 #15 Posted 26 June 2018 - 07:12 AM

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View PostDead_in_30_seconds, on 26 June 2018 - 12:54 AM, said:

 

I'm dyslexic. I'm actually a dog.

 

In that case I apologise, I appear to have been barking up the wrong tree.  :teethhappy:

rsanders5 #16 Posted 26 June 2018 - 08:08 PM

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View PostHomer_J, on 26 June 2018 - 12:11 AM, said:

Forgive me for I have coveted my neighbour's sprouts.

 

  Not forgiven I was growing them for

use in my British guns. :(



Homer_J #17 Posted 26 June 2018 - 08:31 PM

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View Postrsanders5, on 26 June 2018 - 08:08 PM, said:

 

  Not forgiven I was growing them for

use in my British guns. :(

 

83mm HE sprouts? :ohmy:

rsanders5 #18 Posted 27 June 2018 - 09:17 PM

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View PostHomer_J, on 26 June 2018 - 07:31 PM, said:

 

83mm HE sprouts? :ohmy:

 

AP for my Cromwells & 25lbr HE for my Alecto, I think 120mm HESH & AP are more like full size

cabbage really, but I am willing to bow to those with better knowledge than me. :)



Babbet_1 #19 Posted 29 June 2018 - 10:37 PM

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Reminds me of an episode from my distant youth:

After leaving school ,I worked for a while on a market garden. At various times, an acetylene powered bird scarer was deployed in the field. For those unfamiliar withthis device, it had a "barrel" on it, shaped rather like the business end of a large trombone. The acetylene gas was produced by dripping water onto calcium carbide crystals, and was collected in a pressurised "reservoir". At intervals of about 5 - 10 minutes, the gas pressure would build up sufficiently to trigger a spark mechanism (rather like a cigarette lighter) producing a substantial explosion, with accompanying sheet of flame. Of course, to us lads, this was far too tame, without accompanying projectile, so we rectified this ommission by stuffing cabbages down the bell end, and competed to see whose cabbage would be fired the furthest. Inevitably, it wasn't long before a cabbage was jammed in too tightly, and the whole contraption disintegrated into a smoking twisted wreck. We all lost best part of a week's wages over that incident - most unfair by today's standards!  But then, we were only playing for fun!  :rolleyes:



Graeme0 #20 Posted 03 July 2018 - 03:36 PM

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Forgive me.. I selfishly shot an O-Ho with my Conquer Gun Carriage.

 

45 seconds into the game, 233mm of evilness flew across the map....

 

Smashed through the tank roof and left it on about 100hp.... then the fire of hell engulfed the tank and the driver was pulled down to an eternity of torture and damnation.

 

I then grinned from ear to ear and had a little chuckle..  i am bad






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