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chillsnotskills #1 Posted 11 June 2018 - 08:09 PM

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Complete the sentence

General_McMuschi #2 Posted 11 June 2018 - 08:13 PM

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... you see enemy team has object 268-4 platoon

Babbet_1 #3 Posted 11 June 2018 - 08:13 PM

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 you spill your beer over the keyboard!  :ohmy:

Edited by Babbet_1, 11 June 2018 - 08:14 PM.


chillsnotskills #4 Posted 11 June 2018 - 08:18 PM

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View PostGeneral_McMuschi, on 11 June 2018 - 07:13 PM, said:

... you see enemy team has object 268-4 platoon

 +1

Also when you activate 3 2 hour reserves on a x3 weekend



Ceeb #5 Posted 11 June 2018 - 08:23 PM

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When I log in

gunslingerXXX #6 Posted 11 June 2018 - 08:25 PM

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You're at 84.5% MoE

Jigabachi #7 Posted 11 June 2018 - 08:26 PM

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...you lose.

Sidiax #8 Posted 11 June 2018 - 08:27 PM

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The whole team starts screeching "gg noobs another loose" in the first 5 seconds.
 



XxKuzkina_MatxX #9 Posted 11 June 2018 - 08:42 PM

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  • When a medium thinks he can brawl with heavies leaving the other flank open when in fact it's an AMX!
  • When arty starts to "help" by stunning you in a critical brawl!
  • When a teammate shoots you in the back because raisins!
  • When the enemy hp counter drops only when you shoot while your team's simulates the dow jones in 2008!
  • When your lemming's train stops dead at the sight of a bottom tier light!
  • When after 2 minutes all your lemmings are dead and that light still alive!
  • When your only light tank goes to spot the heavy flank!

....



Mimos_A #10 Posted 11 June 2018 - 08:43 PM

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Bobject + Type 5 platoon vs Grille + IS-4 platoon on Tundra.

 

Of course, the our platoon could have played their heart out and done it. But no, the IS-4 did 0 damage and the Grille 760. Most amazing thing is, they didn't even meet the bobject or Type 5, cause the bobject and Type 5 went hill, they went valley. And died against tier 8's and 9's.

 

It was fun.



Browarszky #11 Posted 11 June 2018 - 08:46 PM

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.... you see this <-- player on your team.

Thuis001 #12 Posted 11 June 2018 - 08:49 PM

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...there's more then 1 SPG piece on the enemy team.

...you're attacking on Erlenberg assault.

...you're attacking on any assault mode really.

...your toptier heavies decide that they're most usefull when camping base instead of doing their job.

...your top tiers are dead in 2 minutes in 3/5/7MM.

...you're playing the M3 Lee.

...the game decides to make teams with more then 5 heavies on a city map.



Renesco #13 Posted 11 June 2018 - 08:49 PM

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View Postchillsnotskills, on 11 June 2018 - 08:18 PM, said:

 +1

Also when you activate 3 2 hour reserves on a x3 weekend

 

This, the second I activate reserves or platoon up, it's just a string of defeats, like 5 in a row

24doom24 #14 Posted 11 June 2018 - 08:50 PM

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- All the heavies camp in a corner.

Edited by 24doom24, 11 June 2018 - 09:17 PM.


undutchable80 #15 Posted 11 June 2018 - 09:11 PM

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Just today: Enemy team with a platoon of 2x Defender as top tier in T8-6 match. 



OreH75 #16 Posted 11 June 2018 - 09:18 PM

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View Post24doom24, on 11 June 2018 - 08:50 PM, said:

Im in Prokhorovka in my Skorpion G.

  • My first shot aimed at a jagdpanzer.  I see the tracer fly straight through their tank.
  • I'm spotted by a scout, i get hit by a VK 100.01P. Fair play.
  • Now I'm unspotted, I get hit by him again. Nice prediction of my position.
  • I move around 50m away. I'm still unspotted. I get ammoracked by the same VK. Feels bad man.
  • This is encounter so obviously the first thing my entire team did except like 4 other players is bundle up in the corner as far away from the objective as possible.

 

Sounds like you were perma spotted...

Enforcer1975 #17 Posted 11 June 2018 - 09:22 PM

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...you have the i play for fun brigade in your team...

Edited by Enforcer1975, 11 June 2018 - 09:22 PM.


steview162 #18 Posted 11 June 2018 - 09:22 PM

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When people keep bringing me down with those negative waves man.

vasilinhorulezz #19 Posted 11 June 2018 - 09:26 PM

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View PostGeneral_McMuschi, on 11 June 2018 - 08:13 PM, said:

... you see enemy team has object 268-4 platoon

 

and you're in a tier8
 

View PostXxKuzkina_MatxX, on 11 June 2018 - 08:42 PM, said:

  • When the enemy hp counter drops only when you shoot while your team's simulates the dow jones in 2008!

 

 

That one was actually pretty good xD
 

chillsnotskills #20 Posted 11 June 2018 - 09:29 PM

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When you see top tier Lowe shooting HE doing 15 damage per shot 
 

View PostThuis001, on 11 June 2018 - 07:49 PM, said:

...there's more then 1 SPG piece on the enemy team.

...you're attacking on Erlenberg assault.

...you're attacking on any assault mode really.

...your toptier heavies decide that they're most usefull when camping base instead of doing their job.

...your top tiers are dead in 2 minutes in 3/5/7MM.

...you're playing the M3 Lee.

...the game decides to make teams with more then 5 heavies on a city map.

 

"M3 Lee" i laughed hard, always a bad game

 

View PostRenesco, on 11 June 2018 - 07:49 PM, said:

 

This, the second I activate reserves or platoon up, it's just a string of defeats, like 5 in a row

 

Its like switching to some third server with only bots on your team, when reserves expire then it goes back to "normal"


 




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