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WG INTRODUCES NEW SOVIET LINE OF TANKS

WG NEW TANKS TROLLGAMING THINKPOSITIVE down with armor

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Djedusina #1 Posted 13 June 2018 - 05:58 PM

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CES*: We finally did it! After a decade of failed attempts We finally managed  to implement new line of Soviet tanks that doesn't end with OP vehicles!
I just want to congratulate the developers, said SerGG they finally figure it out, and they only need like puny 10 years for that!

They've noticed if you don't put some things in new tanks such as high dpm, huge alfa, small reload, low profile, thick armor that is actually very slopped, and with all that, speed of a medium with some weak spots larger than pigeon's brain  we can finally have tank that is actually balanced! There was option that thank with all those good stats would be given clip with seven shells and 25 seconds reload but it would demolish the balance and historical accuracy that We always strive to!
Could you imagine that tier X tank in tier 8 game? New word for slam dunk should be invented!
But some things couldn't be removed like high premium ammo penetration. Also some new histroical HE shells with 1500 dmg and 453,1cm penetration had to be introduced. We certainly didn't want to upset some of our player population such as:
 

                                                                                                                   
Players were really angry about the new OP tanks who behave like Rambo in second sequel, and We finally stopped that!

My congratulations to testers who made all this pure balance possible, said SerGG :) in exclusive interview for our web portal.

 

Good health to all of you!

CES* Chief Executive Something


This text is entirely fictional! Any similarities with person living or Donald Trump or any Corporation we all admire are not intentional! No cows were harmed during first animal space flight!
Cheers!

 



dreamer78 #2 Posted 13 June 2018 - 06:00 PM

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:thonk: 

Dorander #3 Posted 13 June 2018 - 06:04 PM

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Didn't read, just stared at the girl for a minute.

AliceUnchained #4 Posted 13 June 2018 - 06:51 PM

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View PostDorander, on 13 June 2018 - 06:04 PM, said:

Didn't read, just stared at the girl for a minute.

 

Merely stared at the chest, so while I assumed the person being female I couldn't be sure entirely...

krismorgan #5 Posted 13 June 2018 - 09:59 PM

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View PostAliceUnchained, on 13 June 2018 - 05:51 PM, said:

 

Merely stared at the chest, so while I assumed the person being female I couldn't be sure entirely...

 

you made me double check.

Dorander #6 Posted 13 June 2018 - 11:36 PM

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View PostAliceUnchained, on 13 June 2018 - 05:51 PM, said:

 

Merely stared at the chest, so while I assumed the person being female I couldn't be sure entirely...

 

Good marketing is the futa future of Wargaming after all :hiding:

undutchable80 #7 Posted 14 June 2018 - 07:34 AM

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View PostAliceUnchained, on 13 June 2018 - 06:51 PM, said:

 

Merely stared at the chest, so while I assumed the person being female I couldn't be sure entirely...

 

View PostDorander, on 13 June 2018 - 11:36 PM, said:

 

Good marketing is the futa future of Wargaming after all :hiding:

 

Nope, simply a well-practised activity by the Russians called "misdirection". Worked as intended.:popcorn:

 



AliceUnchained #8 Posted 14 June 2018 - 07:41 AM

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View Postundutchable80, on 14 June 2018 - 07:34 AM, said:

 

 

Nope, simply a well-practised activity by the Russians called "misdirection". Worked as intended.:popcorn:

 

 

Don't you mean missdirection :great:

 

View Postkrismorgan, on 13 June 2018 - 09:59 PM, said:

you made me double check.

 

I checked them both again as well. Hmm.

 

View PostDorander, on 13 June 2018 - 11:36 PM, said:

Good marketing is the futa future of Wargaming after all :hiding:

 

Keeping one's chin up has never been more important.



Slyspy #9 Posted 14 June 2018 - 07:50 AM

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Nice try, but lacks the wit required for effective satire. 5/10.




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