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Bexley's Brilliant Ideas: Active Arty (protection) System - A.S.S


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Bexleyheath #1 Posted 15 July 2018 - 03:14 PM

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Through many a sleepless nights burning the midnight oil, I have now come up with the most balanced and dynamic way of improving gameplay: The "Active Arty (protection) System" or A.S.S in short. It would be equipment available to all tanks and classes except soviet vehicles, because they are already too balanced and dynamic. (SerB has already declared that soviet tanks will soon get the option of a wicked airbrushed portrait of Comrade Stalin on their tanks who fudges rng so that opponents misses all shots against you)

 

vietnamn.jpg

 

It works by equipping the tank with the follow 4 subsystems explained above

 

 

So, what do you guys think? This might be the best idea I've ever had! :great:



OIias_of_Sunhillow #2 Posted 15 July 2018 - 03:29 PM

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So, who do I ask for extra A.S.S.?

Edited by OIias_of_Sunhillow, 15 July 2018 - 03:30 PM.


unhappy_bunny #3 Posted 15 July 2018 - 03:32 PM

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Surely Active Arty System is A.A.S for short? You must have meant Arty Security System. 

jack_timber #4 Posted 15 July 2018 - 03:36 PM

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So for a small tank, ELC etc, you will need a small [edited].
And for a large tank, Maus for instance, you will need a large [edited].
Can see these being sold in premium shop anytime soon....

Bexleyheath #5 Posted 15 July 2018 - 03:52 PM

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View Postunhappy_bunny, on 15 July 2018 - 03:32 PM, said:

Surely Active Arty System is A.A.S for short? You must have meant Arty Security System. 

 

It was entirely intentional in order to confuse the enemy, not a brainfart at all! :honoring:

WindSplitter1 #6 Posted 15 July 2018 - 05:24 PM

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View PostBexleyheath, on 15 July 2018 - 02:52 PM, said:

 

It was entirely intentional in order to confuse the enemy, not a brainfart at all! :honoring:

 

What we need is Artillery Whining Shield Of Losers (AWSOL).

Folau #7 Posted 15 July 2018 - 06:35 PM

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Easiest way is to not bother playing this crap.

Bordhaw #8 Posted 15 July 2018 - 09:13 PM

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View PostBexleyheath, on 15 July 2018 - 02:14 PM, said:

Through many a sleepless nights burning the midnight oil, I have now come up with the most balanced and dynamic way of improving gameplay: The "Active Arty (protection) System" or A.S.S in short. It would be equipment available to all tanks and classes except soviet vehicles, because they are already too balanced and dynamic. (SerB has already declared that soviet tanks will soon get the option of a wicked airbrushed portrait of Comrade Stalin on their tanks who fudges rng so that opponents misses all shots against you)

 

vietnamn.jpg

 

It works by equipping the tank with the follow 4 subsystems explained above

 

 

So, what do you guys think? This might be the best idea I've ever had! :great:

 

Or you could just learn to play. 

Jigabachi #9 Posted 15 July 2018 - 09:21 PM

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Stretching your A.S.S in the air to prevent that one shady guy in the bushes from penetrating you. I'm not sure if that is going to work... :harp:

 

Spoiler

 



Suurpolskija #10 Posted 15 July 2018 - 10:44 PM

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I think you need to think about the monetization. Surely WG should just implement some re-painted tank with this built-in equipment? Preferably something like Obj268 v4 as a tier8 premium. But with a turret, because why not. 

Babbet_1 #11 Posted 15 July 2018 - 10:49 PM

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Haven't they just banned a whole army of players for using all these illegal mods?  :ohmy:

I uninstalled my A.S.S a few years ago, at Mrs B's insistance!  :(


Edited by Babbet_1, 15 July 2018 - 10:51 PM.


Browarszky #12 Posted 15 July 2018 - 11:11 PM

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I sure wish I could make this A.S.S. part of my regular arsenal.

Bexleyheath #13 Posted 16 July 2018 - 06:23 AM

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View PostWindSplitter1, on 15 July 2018 - 05:24 PM, said:

 

What we need is Artillery Whining Shield Of Losers (AWSOL).

 

No, what we need is forum rules against arty players who whining about regular players complaining about how broken arty is ;)

Babbet_1 #14 Posted 16 July 2018 - 07:37 AM

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View PostBexleyheath, on 16 July 2018 - 06:23 AM, said:

 

No, what we need is MORE RUMPY-PUMPY!

 

FTFY :)

mjs_89 #15 Posted 16 July 2018 - 09:11 AM

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View PostBexleyheath, on 16 July 2018 - 06:23 AM, said:

No, what we need is forum rules against arty players who whining about regular players complaining about how broken arty is ;)

 

What you need is a keyboard. Those things enable you to use wasd-hax to dodge incoming arty shells...

 

*Watch the provided replay to see wasd-hax in action!

http://wotreplays.eu/site/4447255#stats

 



PervyPastryPuffer #16 Posted 16 July 2018 - 12:57 PM

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Wow these heatwaves are stronger than I thought. Y'all lost your marbles.

WindSplitter1 #17 Posted 16 July 2018 - 08:37 PM

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View PostBexleyheath, on 16 July 2018 - 05:23 AM, said:

No, what we need is forum rules against arty players who whining about regular players complaining about how broken arty is ;)

 

So you're ironic and a hypocrite.

 

gg wp



Dorander #18 Posted 16 July 2018 - 10:51 PM

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View PostBexleyheath, on 16 July 2018 - 05:23 AM, said:

 

No, what we need is forum rules against arty players who whining about regular players complaining about how broken arty is ;)

 

Nah, what we need is forum rules against people who want forum rules against arty players (which isn't a seperate homogenous group) whining about regular players (who aren't a seperate homogenous group) complaining about how broken arty is.

 

Queue the endless regression!



NickMustaine #19 Posted 17 July 2018 - 07:35 AM

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Good morning guys,

I have to lock this thread. Please use our main discussion about SPG's! 

Have a nice day! 





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