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WindSplitter1 #1 Posted 11 August 2018 - 11:01 PM

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This means that from this day forward, I will now:

  • automatically become an unicorn, regardless of current stats
  • hate arty
  • frown at Lights
  • shoot low tier mediums
  • report SPGs
  • camp behind TDs
  • yell "spot noob" every 3 minutes
  • reductio ad tormenta
  • stop using gold and complain to the forums when people use gold against me
  • loathe Squonks and 5As
  • think Type 5s are artillery and should be removed
  • be vocal about removing artillery
  • say the the Death Star and HESHbarn have guns made from SPGs which technically makes them SPGs and hence be removed
  • drop 1/3 in my IQ, cognitive functions, reasoning etc.

 

Did I miss anything? :D

 

Grab a cold one...

 



PervyPastryPuffer #2 Posted 11 August 2018 - 11:29 PM

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View PostWindSplitter1, on 11 August 2018 - 11:01 PM, said:

 

This means that from this day forward, I will now:

  • automatically become an unicorn, regardless of current stats
  • hate arty
  • frown at Lights
  • shoot low tier mediums
  • report SPGs
  • camp behind TDs
  • yell "spot noob" every 3 minutes
  • reductio ad tormenta
  • stop using gold and complain to the forums when people use gold against me
  • loathe Squonks and 5As
  • think Type 5s are artillery and should be removed
  • be vocal about removing artillery
  • say the the Death Star and HESHbarn have guns made from SPGs which technically makes them SPGs and hence be removed
  • drop 1/3 in my IQ, cognitive functions, reasoning etc.

 

Did I miss anything? :D

 

I think you missed:

 

  • Change my username to SteveSplitter1

 

:great:



XxKuzkina_MatxX #3 Posted 11 August 2018 - 11:35 PM

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Hold my beer...

 



WindSplitter1 #4 Posted 11 August 2018 - 11:36 PM

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View PostXxKuzkina_MatxX, on 11 August 2018 - 10:35 PM, said:

Hold my beer...

 

 

Hey, 1 US gallon maximum :D

XxKuzkina_MatxX #5 Posted 11 August 2018 - 11:42 PM

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View PostWindSplitter1, on 12 August 2018 - 12:36 AM, said:

 

Hey, 1 US gallon maximum :D

 

Whenever you are fully focused on the battle and whatever you're thinking about DON'T side scrape against a type 5. :)

 

Famous last words!


Edited by XxKuzkina_MatxX, 11 August 2018 - 11:44 PM.


BravelyRanAway #6 Posted 11 August 2018 - 11:56 PM

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View PostWindSplitter1, on 11 August 2018 - 10:01 PM, said:

Did I miss anything? :D

 

Yes.....a good 24hrs does not a unicorn make. But well done....regardless....and drink more beer! :izmena:

WindSplitter1 #7 Posted 12 August 2018 - 12:00 AM

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View PostTankyouverymuch2, on 11 August 2018 - 10:29 PM, said:

 

I think you missed:

 

  • Change my username to SteveSplitter1

 

:great:

 

But that would imply I hate Steves... :O



TheComfyChair #8 Posted 12 August 2018 - 12:06 AM

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DeBanus #9 Posted 12 August 2018 - 02:27 AM

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Made me laugh :)

 

Thanks!



Nethraniel #10 Posted 12 August 2018 - 07:01 AM

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View PostWindSplitter1, on 12 August 2018 - 12:00 AM, said:

 

But that would imply I hate Steves... :O

 

WindSteve then? 

8126Jakobsson #11 Posted 12 August 2018 - 07:08 AM

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View PostWindSplitter1, on 12 August 2018 - 12:00 AM, said:

 

But that would imply I hate Steves... :O

 

Or that you really like them. In an adult kind of way, you know. 

Babbet_1 #12 Posted 12 August 2018 - 07:49 AM

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View PostWindSplitter1, on 11 August 2018 - 11:01 PM, said:

 

This means that from this day forward, I will now:

  • stop using gold

 

Steady the Buffs! That one could get you black balled from the Dingers!  :sceptic:






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