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To unistall the WoT or not unistall the WoT--that is the question

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Petregh98 #1 Posted 18 August 2018 - 07:40 PM


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To unistall the WoT or not unistall the WoT--that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous RNG

Or to take arms against a sea of bots

And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep--

No more--and by a sleep to say we end

The heartache, and the thousand arty shots

That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a cancer

Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--

To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,

For in that sleep of death what noobs may come

When we have shuffled off this mortal tank,

Must give us pause. There's the respect

That makes calamity of so long life.

For who would bear the whips and scorns of MM,

Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud tomato's contumely

The pangs of despised polska noobs, the report's delay,

The insolence of uniscum, and the spurns

That patient merit of th' unworthy kill-steal,

When he himself might his quietus make

With a stock tank? Who would fardels bear,

To grunt and sweat under a noob team,

But that the dread of something after death,

The undiscovered hack, from whose bourn

No Wargaming-moderator returns, puzzles the will,

And makes us rather bear those shots we miss

Than to team-kill others that we know not of?

Thus arty does make cowards of us all,

And thus the native hue of cancer

Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of reporting,

And enterprise of great pitch and moment

With this regard their allies turn awry

And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,

The fair Wargaming! -- Nymph, in thy orisons

Be all my defeats remembered.

Consum #2 Posted 18 August 2018 - 07:44 PM


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MaxxyNL #3 Posted 18 August 2018 - 07:51 PM

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Just uninstall. Problem solved.

LCpl_Jones #4 Posted 18 August 2018 - 08:09 PM

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6372 or not 

BravelyRanAway #5 Posted 18 August 2018 - 08:23 PM

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Epic first post. I quite liked it!:great:

Let's see how your wordsmithing deteriorates after 23,000 games.:trollface:

Senpai_Coldzahn #6 Posted 27 August 2018 - 02:06 PM


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I think a lot of people like me have uninstalled and installed it again (^v^) (^v^)


CircleOfSorrow #7 Posted 27 August 2018 - 09:47 PM


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Nice work OP.

If you want an answer to the question as well, it depends on what you will end up doing after the fact.  If you end up playing another mmo or gambling to fill the void, keep playing and try to moderate your expenditure to meet what you feel to be good value for the entertainment you derive.  If you will take up another hobby, uninstall and spend what you would on WoT on the hobby.

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