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MPV_11 #1 Posted 10 September 2018 - 09:24 PM

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Not sure why I'm surprised that he TKed me (I was in arty so sort of deserved it but in my defence it was for a mission). Apparently 3 arty on Mines was too much for him (I don't think he quite worked out that killing one of his own arty doesn't help).

 

But what really impressed me were his stats!

 

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To make this even more bizarre he has played over 2000 games in arty!

 

Oh and it was really close but we lost 15-14 

 

PS I have no idea how to make the image bigger whatever I do doesn't work but you can click on it if you're interested.

 

 


Edited by MPV_11, 10 September 2018 - 10:26 PM.


Enforcer1975 #2 Posted 10 September 2018 - 09:40 PM

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Ok

Bennie182 #3 Posted 10 September 2018 - 09:41 PM

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your stats impress me as well... :trollface:

MPV_11 #4 Posted 10 September 2018 - 09:55 PM

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View PostBennie182, on 10 September 2018 - 08:41 PM, said:

your stats impress me as well... :trollface:

 

Wow that really threw me - I'm only surprised that you weren't the first post with that well reasoned witty response! You really need to up your game!

 

But I learnt something - if I want stats like yours I'd better go stat padding in the lower tiers! :trollface:


Edited by MPV_11, 10 September 2018 - 10:25 PM.


Aikl #5 Posted 10 September 2018 - 10:11 PM

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43% is hardly anything to brag about. Pretty sure he's an amateur teamkiller if he actually shot you. Tends to turn offenders blue instantly, or get them a ban. 

 

It's actually one of the few parts of the automated team damage systemTM that actually works as intendedTM. He can't do it for too long.



WindSplitter1 #6 Posted 10 September 2018 - 10:27 PM

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This is what I don't understand:

  1. Hates arty
  2. Plays arty
  3. Sees others playing arty
  4. Teamkills others playing arty
  5. ???
  6. Profit
  7. LOSE

 

WTH?


Edited by WindSplitter1, 10 September 2018 - 10:28 PM.


CenturionA1 #7 Posted 10 September 2018 - 10:43 PM

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View PostWindSplitter1, on 10 September 2018 - 09:27 PM, said:

This is what I don't understand:

  1. Hates arty
  2. Plays arty
  3. Sees others playing arty
  4. Teamkills others playing arty
  5. ???
  6. Profit
  7. LOSE

 

WTH?

 

Some people dont want money, love, friends, family they dont want to achieve, learn, explore, some people... just want to watch the world burn

 

ehhh sry Iv been watching to much meme review, couldnt help myself.


Edited by CenturionA1, 10 September 2018 - 10:52 PM.


Balc0ra #8 Posted 10 September 2018 - 10:44 PM

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So it would have been fine if he had 5K games and a 60% WR and zero games in arty? As that's all I got out of this. 



WindSplitter1 #9 Posted 10 September 2018 - 11:03 PM

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View PostBalc0ra, on 10 September 2018 - 09:44 PM, said:

So it would have been fine if he had 5K games and a 60% WR and zero games in arty? As that's all I got out of this. 

 

Yah. #WoTMentality

You forgot to say 3K battles in a T67, Luchs, Hellcat, T3 HMC, etc


Edited by WindSplitter1, 10 September 2018 - 11:04 PM.


TungstenHitman #10 Posted 10 September 2018 - 11:27 PM

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View PostMPV_11, on 10 September 2018 - 08:24 PM, said:

I was in arty so sort of deserved it 

 

 

It's a good player that knows :trollface:



Steffenkbh #11 Posted 10 September 2018 - 11:31 PM

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37.373 in the last 60 days, that is more than 620 battles every day.

I would say, no one can do that... No HUMAN can do that.

 

He must die fast: 37.373b/60days = 622b/d

622d/24h = 26 battles per hour

60m/26b = 2minute 20sec per battle. That is if he/she/it plays 24h a day for 60 days without sleep, food, toilet, smoking, sex, masturbation, social life or work, ASO.

 

Something tells me that, most of the time, this is not a he or she. What human can go 60 says without se,,, or mast,,,

What plays those 620 battles every day, I don't know, but you must have met one of those famous ________________ (insert you own guess here))



314WTNK #12 Posted 10 September 2018 - 11:39 PM

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i get teamkilled every 10-20 battles when i play arty. nothing  special nowadays

MPV_11 #13 Posted 11 September 2018 - 10:14 AM

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View PostSteffenkbh, on 10 September 2018 - 10:31 PM, said:

37.373 in the last 60 days, that is more than 620 battles every day.

I would say, no one can do that... No HUMAN can do that.

 

He must die fast: 37.373b/60days = 622b/d

622d/24h = 26 battles per hour

60m/26b = 2minute 20sec per battle. That is if he/she/it plays 24h a day for 60 days without sleep, food, toilet, smoking, sex, masturbation, social life or work, ASO.

 

Something tells me that, most of the time, this is not a he or she. What human can go 60 says without se,,, or mast,,,

What plays those 620 battles every day, I don't know, but you must have met one of those famous ________________ (insert you own guess here))

 

Didn't notice that. So that adds a new spin, His results in this particular game weren't that bad (especially compared to his overall stats - he was in the top 5 with around 2.5k dmg and 2 kills) and he was platooning with a green player. As he insulted me in-game (and in chat afterwards) he was a real player not a bot, so maybe he's a part time player and rest of the time a***h**e bot? 

 

Answering your 60 days without sleep etc... he was a real w****r so he probably gets off whilst playing

 

View PostFAME_skill4ltu, on 10 September 2018 - 10:39 PM, said:

i get teamkilled every 10-20 battles when i play arty. nothing  special nowadays

 

I think your name and clan have something to do with it (just guessing) plus they all want to star on YouTube.  Enjoy your videos btw.



TheBoss34 #14 Posted 11 September 2018 - 10:33 AM

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The 48% bot laughs about 43% bots ....thats kinda funny.

Geno1isme #15 Posted 11 September 2018 - 11:16 AM

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View PostSteffenkbh, on 11 September 2018 - 12:31 AM, said:

37.373 in the last 60 days, that is more than 620 battles every day.

 

More likely the stats site doesn't have any old data for that account, so any battle ever played is listed as "in the last 60 days". Would have to check the account creation date.



MPV_11 #16 Posted 11 September 2018 - 11:58 AM

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View PostTheBoss34, on 11 September 2018 - 09:33 AM, said:

The 48% bot laughs about 43% bots ....thats kinda funny.

 

The 44% bot laughs about the 48% bot - that's even funnier

 

(learn math and look at recent before even attempting to be witty)



Enforcer1975 #17 Posted 11 September 2018 - 12:29 PM

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View PostMPV_11, on 10 September 2018 - 09:55 PM, said:

 

Wow that really threw me - I'm only surprised that you weren't the first post with that well reasoned witty response! You really need to up your game!

 

But I learnt something - if I want stats like yours I'd better go stat padding in the lower tiers! :trollface:

I already said all he said in one word...

 

To answer your last sentence: Or you could try to git gud. At least he is better at something. Always these padding excuses from 48% players instead of actually putting some effort into the game..... :facepalm: 



MPV_11 #18 Posted 11 September 2018 - 01:06 PM

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View PostEnforcer1975, on 11 September 2018 - 11:29 AM, said:

I already said all he said in one word...

 

To answer your last sentence: Or you could try to git gud. At least he is better at something. Always these padding excuses from 48% players instead of actually putting some effort into the game..... :facepalm: 

 

What's that noise? Oh its your dumbass remark going right over my head. Shame you feel you have to explain - just points out how pointless and stupid your comment was in the first place! But hey you didn't reach the rank of Field Marshall by being bright did you? Maybe post number 10,739 will work better for you.

 

(and the other noise you didn't hear was the point of the thread going way above your dumbass head - but what the heck, another post another social loser who wants to be 'Mr Big' on an anonymous forum).

 

Oh and I'm meant to be shamed because I'm not a stat padder like you? Let's look at your stats a bit more closely. Most played:  T6, Russian, Medium Tanks. That sound about right? A stat padders wet dream!  And the day I worry about my stats in pixel tanks is the day I'll give up my bottle of whisky a day habit.


Edited by MPV_11, 11 September 2018 - 02:22 PM.


MaxxyNL #19 Posted 11 September 2018 - 01:22 PM

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Sircapalot #20 Posted 11 September 2018 - 02:20 PM

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View PostMPV_11, on 11 September 2018 - 12:06 PM, said:

 

What's that noise? Oh its your dumbass remark going right over my head. Shame you feel you have to explain - just points out how pointless and stupid your comment was in the first place! But hey you didn't reach the rank of Field Marshall by being bright did you? Maybe post number 10,379 will work better for you.

 

(and the other noise you didn't hear was the point of the thread going way above your dumbass head - but what the heck, another post another social loser who wants to be 'Mr Big' on an anonymous forum).

 

Oh and I'm meant to be shamed because I'm not a stat padder like you? Let's look at your stats a bit more closely. Most played:  T6, Russian, Medium Tanks. That sound about right? A stat padders wet dream!  And the day I worry about my stats in pixel tanks is the day I'll give up my bottle of whisky a day habit.

 

Got triggered? ...or did you just hit a bad bottle today.....don't let them feed you.

Did you know the Dingers are professional forum dwellers, make sense lots of times, but also like to troll from time to time or make people see their post is kind of .....not so novel.  

And you must have mistyped the number, if not it would be truly sad if someone would have added round 300 posts in a couple of hours.

 

 


Edited by Sircapalot, 11 September 2018 - 02:22 PM.





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