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Wingbone #1 Posted 19 November 2018 - 10:47 PM

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Hi folks,

 

I bought the LT-432 the other day and I have a code to give away for the use of the tank for 25 battles to someone. My son also plays but doesn’t want the code so I’ve decided to offer it up to the winner of a little fun competition. What I’m looking for is the funniest CLEAN joke that I haven’t heard before. Post it here and I will pick the winner....simple as that. I will send the code via in game chat to the comedian after I announce it here sometime in the morning.

 

best of luck,

Wing



Laatikkomafia #2 Posted 19 November 2018 - 11:48 PM

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BravelyRanAway #3 Posted 20 November 2018 - 12:10 AM

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In a recent research study on deaths of crows due to collisions with road vehicles, it was found that 97% of deaths were caused by trucks and not cars...

It was found that this is because crows could warn each other....

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Wingbone #4 Posted 20 November 2018 - 02:06 PM

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ahh...well the response was pretty poor from a numbers prospective but I loved these two brilliant jokes.......I actually have two codes so you can both have them. I'll contact you in game with the codes.

 

thanks for the laughs guys

Wing

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Rataplan #5 Posted 20 November 2018 - 08:44 PM

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View PostWingbone, on 20 November 2018 - 02:06 PM, said:

ahh...well the response was pretty poor from a numbers prospective but I loved these two brilliant jokes.......I actually have two codes so you can both have them. I'll contact you in game with the codes.

 

thanks for the laughs guys

Wing

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Well, closed or not, I'll have a go anyway. I don't need a code, bought the tank and gave away a code myself. But one can always have a laugh, can't we?

 

An elephant gets on the bus, causing some very strange looks from the driver and the other passengers.

A few stops further, the driver can't control his curiousity any longer and says to him:

"Well, this must be the first time I see an elephant on my bus"

"It will be the last time as well", the elephant replies, "tomorrow my scooter will be repaired."



ThX1403_destroyer #6 Posted 24 November 2018 - 02:23 PM

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Yo any codes?

 



Dead_in_30_seconds #7 Posted 24 November 2018 - 09:13 PM

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A man marches into the Doctor's surgery, goes over to the Doctor, and punches him right on the nose.

The Doctor falls to the floor, blood streaming down his face.

 

"What did you do that for?" says the Doctor

 

"That's for saying my wife has a nice pussy", says the man.

 

The Doctor looks up and says, " I told your wife she has acute angina!"

 

 

Later that same week, the Doctor is talking to one of his patients.

 

"Well Mr Smith, your test results have come back, and I'm afraid you only have 10 to live."

 

The man says, "What?? That's terrible, you can't just say that! I mean 10 what, 10 months, 10 weeks??"

 

The Doctor looks at his watch and says,

"9......8......7......6......."






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