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Bonjavie #1 Posted 18 December 2018 - 09:00 PM


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Hello Friendo. 




super duper inconsistent unicum here, looking for a new clan.

I have NOT re-rolled my account, and I'm fairly certain that's painfully obvious if you take a look at it.  


So what sort of clan am I looking for? can I make demands? well bud, check this crapout. 

WN8 - +2300 - I would prefer to have someone around to learn from.


Clan Wars




so what am I bringing to the table? - oh crapson, u gotta see this. 

- NO consistency.

- NO Patience. 

- NO Gun marks (see above) 

- Top tier Feeder skills, need someone to die and create cover for the enemy you? - I'm your man, not even gon' lie

- What is arty cover? 

- IS3A is not OP, stop crying. 


but hey, it's not all good news!

- Experience from Strongholds as well as previous campaigns 

The following tier 6 Tonks ( does Dems really matter?): T34M-CromB-Type64-T37-Glorious T-50 / and others

The following tier 8 Tunkurinoes: ScorpGG, Lorr40T, M41-90, IS3, Defender, cheiftain/t95 (lel), LT-432 / and others

The following tier 10 Dancerinos: E1hundu, E50m, obj 140, obj 907, obj 430U, IS7, T110E5, LT.100, amx 13-105, FibbyB, BC25t, cent x, superQ, WZ-111, TVP, STB, 113, FV215B, 


- I do actually follow orders from FC.

- Play 5 days/week more or less - it's Xmas in a moment, sue me for not playing on the 24th.

- 24-year old, mature player, table-flips, dark and lewd humour is not uncommon. 

- Uses voice communication - English, Danish, German (somewhat).

-Typical active hours 18:00-22:00 +/- on weekdays.

- I work from 08.00-17.00 +/- on weekdays - if you really wanted to know.


If you feel like i'm a good match for your clan, hit me up, or send dank memes in the comments - i'll get back to you when I'm around. 

Everyone is welcome to post, but please keep in mind, that clans not living somewhat up to the criteria above will not be considered. thank you however for your interest. 


Thanks for stopping by, and thanks for the read. 

If I'm not your guy - happy holidays. And if I am, talk to you soon Shrekxy <3


**Edit** If you have read this, and are wondering where my stats are - well I forgot, go find em - you're a big boy, I trust you on this.


Peace outie



Edited by Bonjavie, 08 January 2019 - 10:53 AM.

Bonjavie #2 Posted 20 December 2018 - 05:55 PM


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zmeclainan #3 Posted 21 December 2018 - 09:06 AM


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Hello, I'm Alex, head recruiter of EFE-S, we are strong competitive clan. We are main focused and driven by victory and we hate when we lose but it's part of the game also.


We always try to improve and get better and better. Our requirement is 2200+ Wn8 and close to 2k DPG, we run bonuses for whatever people need in the evenings and also during the weekends all day long.


We need just few more people for our third team for the event that will come in January. Let me know if you got questions.

jimmyjimmy123 #4 Posted 21 December 2018 - 12:19 PM


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You sound like clan JIMMY material

Bonjavie #5 Posted 21 December 2018 - 09:07 PM


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to the top!

Lenorra #6 Posted 23 December 2018 - 04:23 AM


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you seem like MEME player :sceptic:

if not, you can always check us out, no advances or CW, but banter is guaranteed :hiding:

Bonjavie #7 Posted 27 December 2018 - 02:32 PM


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back from the xmas holiday - hope everyone had a good time



Path64 #8 Posted 27 December 2018 - 02:44 PM


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View Postjimmyjimmy123, on 21 December 2018 - 11:19 AM, said:

You sound like clan JIMMY material


No offense but you're on crack.


Great intro Bonjavie good luck.

Edited by Path64, 27 December 2018 - 02:45 PM.

RaxipIx #9 Posted 07 January 2019 - 08:55 AM

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I would probably also suggest MEME, if  you want to play CW.  If not you can also take a look at us, we play SH/TB'S weekly but no CW/Advances

vauban1 #10 Posted 07 January 2019 - 01:21 PM

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may be you can check the POWNY 's? :)

Bonjavie #11 Posted 08 January 2019 - 10:52 AM


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to the top!

back from a somewhat longer Holiday than expected. 


+2 fatiness 

-5 skill

09:54 Added after 2 minutes

View PostLenorra, on 23 December 2018 - 04:23 AM, said:

you seem like MEME player :sceptic:

if not, you can always check us out, no advances or CW, but banter is guaranteed :hiding:


MEME is 2 Elite 4 me mate. thanks for your attention none-the-less. appreciate it. ;) 

wildthing969 #12 Posted 09 January 2019 - 03:00 PM


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Clan  [EM0JI]  wants YOU!



Tier 8  -  ELO 1048   Rank 686

Tier 6  -  ELO 1113   Rank 231


We are a fresh fun clan looking for new players to come and join us in Clan Wars, Skirmishes and Platoons.

We run team games in tiers 6 and 8 most nights and there are always members around for platooning or to socialise.

We will also be expanding into tier 10 Advances as soon as possible.

We would prefer you to have 2 tier 8 tanks suitable for team games, usually in the heavy and medium class's,

and a suitable tier 6 medium, but this is not mandatory.

We have no WN8 requirements, as an ability to play in a team is more important than stats.

We use TeamSpeak 3 for communications and have a dedicated Discord page for all our news and hot gossip,

and for you to post your best replays and game results to show the rest of the clan.

We have experienced Officers and FC's to help you improve your game, offer advice on tanks and equipment,

and to run competitive team based games for you.

Training can be given in all aspects of the game.


Our only rules : you must be 18 or over, be prepared to play as a team and to use TeamSpeak when in a team game.

Being able to speak English is a MUST and a sense of humour will also help.


If this sounds interesting to you, feel free to message one of our officers in game, or you can contact us directly on TeamSpeak by using our address below.


 CCOM : TankerLato 

 DCOM/FC : Wildthing969 

 DCOM : DeTrimmy 

 FC : Willodile_EU 

 RO : Blitz_Cranker 

 INTEL : Merlin98 


TeamSpeak 3 address : uk-voice4.fragnet.net:9008

Password : Tank5


We look forward to seeing you soon!!





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