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PanzerKFeldherrnhalle #1 Posted 28 December 2018 - 10:05 PM

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If I had gold, or silver, or cash, or whatever is necessary to build an aggregate of players rallying under the same banner, and if I wanted to make it the best clan that ever existed in the EU / English speaking regions of the EU, said clan would have only four basic guidelines for their members to follow:
— No Teamspeak (No-one likes the voices of strangers inside their domestic premises)
— No Leftists / Wishful Thinkers / Useful Idiots
— No Defenders
— No T-34-85M
There. I just drew the most hygienic / filth-free clan in the EU server(s).

Bora_BOOM #2 Posted 28 December 2018 - 10:14 PM

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I have both the tanks and TS installed? Can I join now?

PanzerKFeldherrnhalle #3 Posted 28 December 2018 - 10:17 PM

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You can, as long as you keep it switched off and both tanks in the garage.
You can't however be a zombie / leftist. That rule is inflexible.

XxKuzkina_MatxX #4 Posted 28 December 2018 - 10:17 PM

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View PostBora_BOOM, on 28 December 2018 - 11:14 PM, said:

I have both the tanks and TS installed? Can I join now?

 

Well you're a wishful thinking exploding hybrid so i guess you're excluded. :)

Cannes76 #5 Posted 28 December 2018 - 10:17 PM

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:popcorn:

Jigabachi #6 Posted 28 December 2018 - 10:22 PM

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2/10

Try again. And fix your age on your profile.



TheLittleGirl #7 Posted 28 December 2018 - 10:23 PM

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You just described Dingers after happy hour, you sure you're on track with this one?

PanzerKFeldherrnhalle #8 Posted 28 December 2018 - 10:55 PM

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View PostJigabachi, on 28 December 2018 - 09:22 PM, said:

2/10

Try again. And fix your age on your profile.

 

I can only explain it to you, I can't understand it for you. Now go shove your head inside a bucket ...

Balc0ra #9 Posted 28 December 2018 - 11:40 PM

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View PostPanzerKFeldherrnhalle, on 28 December 2018 - 10:05 PM, said:

— No T-34-85M

 

So that eliminates 99% of the active server. As it's more or less the easiest marathon reward ever with the missions they had. Even idle bots had a chance to get it. 



Cuck0osNest #10 Posted 29 December 2018 - 04:22 AM

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WHy you are trying to describe my clan?

WoT_RU_Doing #11 Posted 29 December 2018 - 05:05 AM

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Congrats to the OP for graduating from Necro'ing old threads up to creating brand new bizarre threads. I mean, who would want to ban useful idiots from their clan? If they are useful, surely they are the idiots you want? It's the not-useful players that you should try to exclude, whether they are idiots or not. Meanwhile though, I don't see any value in this, as the OP would probably disqualify himself based on at least one of the categories.

Body_Count #12 Posted 29 December 2018 - 11:27 AM

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View PostPanzerKFeldherrnhalle, on 28 December 2018 - 09:05 PM, said:

If I had gold, or silver, or cash, or whatever is necessary to build an aggregate of players rallying under the same banner, and if I wanted to make it the best clan that ever existed in the EU / English speaking regions of the EU, said clan would have only four basic guidelines for their members to follow:
— No Teamspeak (No-one likes the voices of strangers inside their domestic premises)
— No Leftists / Wishful Thinkers / Useful Idiots
— No Defenders
— No T-34-85M
There. I just drew the most hygienic / filth-free clan in the EU server(s).

 

so 322? Almost.... we've got a few defenders... but... tanks are people too! :hiding:

Edited by Body_Count, 29 December 2018 - 11:30 AM.


TheJumpMaster #13 Posted 29 December 2018 - 11:36 AM

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View PostPanzerKFeldherrnhalle, on 28 December 2018 - 11:17 PM, said:


You can't however be a zombie / leftist. That rule is inflexible.

 

Please describe to us what a "leftist zombie" is
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View PostBora_BOOM, on 28 December 2018 - 11:14 PM, said:

I have both the tanks and TS installed? Can I join now?

 

You can be the clan diplomat

wsatnutter #14 Posted 29 December 2018 - 11:38 AM

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im a left wing sprout artist can I merge with your tribe only stipulation we can all still wear fairy wings on a Friday night whilst we are playing , cos most of my clan including me are totally away with the fairies.



XxKuzkina_MatxX #15 Posted 29 December 2018 - 11:39 AM

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View PostTheJumpMaster, on 29 December 2018 - 12:36 PM, said:

Please describe to us what a "leftist zombie" is

 

Does it matter? we're both out! :facepalm:

sabresteel #16 Posted 29 December 2018 - 11:56 AM

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View PostPanzerKFeldherrnhalle, on 28 December 2018 - 09:05 PM, said:

If I had gold, or silver, or cash, or whatever is necessary to build an aggregate of players rallying under the same banner, and if I wanted to make it the best clan that ever existed in the EU / English speaking regions of the EU, said clan would have only four basic guidelines for their members to follow:
— No Teamspeak (No-one likes the voices of strangers inside their domestic premises)
— No Leftists / Wishful Thinkers / Useful Idiots
— No Defenders
— No T-34-85M
There. I just drew the most hygienic / filth-free clan in the EU server(s).

 

You sound amazing... shame you can't draw fish

TheJumpMaster #17 Posted 29 December 2018 - 12:01 PM

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View PostXxKuzkina_MatxX, on 29 December 2018 - 12:39 PM, said:

 

Does it matter? we're both out! :facepalm:

 

I was simply curious as to what a "leftist zombie" is.

Anymn #18 Posted 29 December 2018 - 12:12 PM

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What has this thread to do in the gameplay section of the forum?

Not like this is anything gameplay related whatsoever



XxKuzkina_MatxX #19 Posted 29 December 2018 - 12:13 PM

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View PostTheJumpMaster, on 29 December 2018 - 01:01 PM, said:

 

I was simply curious as to what a "leftist zombie" is.

 



Blubba #20 Posted 29 December 2018 - 12:45 PM

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View PostTheJumpMaster, on 29 December 2018 - 10:36 AM, said:

 

Please describe to us what a "leftist zombie" is
10:37 Added after 1 minute

 

You can be the clan diplomat

 

Leftist Zombie

Member of the undead, brain eater as well as other parts of the human anatomy. Normally a zombie in a state of advanced decay/been around a while with strong views on human equality. Normally that at almost any level, they taste about the same. Also, and more importantly, due to combat with a human who doesn't want to be eaten or just rot, his left leg has become damaged forcing him to make ever tighter left turns rather than right ones. Either that or the right upper appendage has become detached unbalancing said zombie making it 'lean a little to the left (aka centre left) which once again makes the zombie veer left.






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