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thestaggy #1 Posted 31 December 2018 - 10:40 AM


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Not sure whether it is my mods, wonky translations or deliberate, but I'd like to share some gems with you. Feel free to share anything else that gave you a laugh.


Those, pesky, noisy neighbours.


Now we know why people play arty. Who doesn't like mashed potatoes and gravy?

This gem was found during the battle loading screen.


We've heard of guns behaving like potato launchers, but have you seen the new orange launchers?


Apparently mediums are not made for spotting, even though your M48 comes stock with 410m view range and there are no light tanks on either team.

This was an M48 that sat back in the bushes because there were no scouts. We lost the vision game and got ripped apart. I implored him to venture forward using his vision, terrain and gun depression, but alas, mediums are not made for spotting. I was in a Conway, so not much I could do to help.


110, you are rubbing me the wrong way.






wsatnutter #2 Posted 31 December 2018 - 10:46 AM


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made me laugh

Cobra6 #3 Posted 31 December 2018 - 11:12 AM

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Yeah I saw some of those loading screens indeed :)


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Sushil #4 Posted 31 December 2018 - 01:08 PM


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Yeah, I too saw the unusual Encounter Battle loading message; think it is being done in the festive spirit :)

Edited by Sushil, 31 December 2018 - 01:08 PM.

barison1 #5 Posted 31 December 2018 - 01:47 PM

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scrolling trough last bunch screenshots to encounter this mess;


and ofc the features cant be skipped;

this one happened way too often, one day it appeared normal, next day this way again


what is wrong with placing inviswalls anywhere? :hiding:


SuedKAT #6 Posted 31 December 2018 - 09:32 PM

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Balc0ra #7 Posted 31 December 2018 - 10:00 PM

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View Postthestaggy, on 31 December 2018 - 10:40 AM, said:

Not sure whether it is my mods, wonky translations or deliberate


Oh, they are deliberate for the season. Some of the loading tips gave me a giggle. 



kubawt112 #8 Posted 31 December 2018 - 10:07 PM


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I find the in-game jokes a bit strange. It'd be more fun if they lifted quotes from WG and/or this forum. I mean, why not remind people about the right to pwn when the enemy gets a unicum T10 platoon and you get a triple HE-100 memetoon, how arty prevents camping if you get hit while driving over 10kph, that you should be more patient and wait for an opporunity when you dare move into drawing range of the TD bushes - or how exclusive the M6A2E1 'Mutant' was supposed to be. :)


(Also, add quotes from a certain Creative Director about how good 3-5-7 is for everyone's enjoyment, and how you're supposed to fight same-tier tanks.)

Edited by kubawt112, 31 December 2018 - 10:08 PM.

UrQuan #9 Posted 01 January 2019 - 02:40 PM

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I like this Christmas decoration I got today. Something tells me you need to have a french autoloader tank to fully appreciate WG's humour here tho:


And because we're posting some old chat gems: this remains my favorite:

Prohorovka: Hiding the KV-4 in plain sight. Can you feel the red team rage?


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