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BravelyRanAway #1 Posted 02 January 2019 - 12:19 AM

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So, I start a game in my Lowe. Full of optimism. Oh, it's mountain Pass, not my favourite for the Lowe starting at the K line, I prefer the A line start. It's been an easy night so far, what could go wrong?:)

Off we go!....where to go....Middle! no point in getting clobbered by TD's trying to approach the ice road in a slow beast.

Dum....dee.....dum...trundle....bonk....oh look at that tank:unsure:....what is it?....*edited* rock in bush!...NOOOOOOO!:ohmy:

 

....And over she goes on her side..... Oh boy....the poster boy Lowe driver!:mellow:......(quick check of the names on both teams)......WOW! no forumites! that's a small break.:hiding:

Spoiler

What to do, call for help....."Hi guys, sorry, stuck on my side", whats the key for help, lets see(pushes a few F keys) nope, not those ones, oh yeah...F7...."Help",  "Anyone? Trax?" (ping, ping)

"I'm on my side guys...can some one push me?"............"Anyone?"

 

Battle rages, it's lonely here, they seem to be doing alright without me. I get pinged...."Help the team dude" says the Emil. 

"I'm stuck on my side m8"

"Help the team"(ping, ping, ping)

.....................................................................I'm checking the range of movement of my gun......If a tank comes up the crest at just that point, I might get a shot in........but, what's the chances of that....I'm a sitting pinata, a gift on a plate.

An obj 257 makes break across the middle, This is the end, my only friend, the end.  Hope he enjoys his stale pinata feast, I mean, where's the joy in that?

Hang on!....he isn't?....could he be?...of all the places!

Spoiler

Booom!..."I got a kill!", "Guys..I got a kill!"

(ping, ping, ping) "Help your team noob", says the Emil.

 

There's no pleasing some people!

 

FIN

Edit:- We won.


Edited by NickMustaine, 04 January 2019 - 07:58 PM.
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Joggaman #2 Posted 02 January 2019 - 12:32 AM

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I enjoyed that, mate!

XxKuzkina_MatxX #3 Posted 02 January 2019 - 12:32 AM

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Trax wouldn't be able to help you at all, the only ones that can push the 93 tons lowe are the types but they will never do that as well in your position. It was a win so all is forgiven i guess! :)

Dava_117 #4 Posted 02 January 2019 - 11:03 AM

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I can imagine the 257 driver swearing after seeing you were on your side! :trollface:

Edited by Dava_117, 02 January 2019 - 11:04 AM.


BR33K1_PAWAH #5 Posted 02 January 2019 - 11:09 AM

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Tactical overturn behind double bushes! What a move! WP Bravely :teethhappy:

BlueSnail #6 Posted 02 January 2019 - 11:27 AM

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Great story and well presented.  TKS   :teethhappy:

kaneloon #7 Posted 02 January 2019 - 11:38 AM

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It is worth a song !

As I have to natural gift for it, I borrow one :



The_Naa #8 Posted 02 January 2019 - 11:54 AM

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BravelyStuckSideways :teethhappy:

Dorander #9 Posted 02 January 2019 - 12:20 PM

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Looks like you shot him... from the side! :hiding:

wsatnutter #10 Posted 02 January 2019 - 01:58 PM

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lol good story

AliceUnchained #11 Posted 03 January 2019 - 04:17 PM

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I don't know why, as it did not involve you, the map, or any of the vehicles shown but this reminds me of the time I witnessed a team mate losing to a flipped enemy... Perhaps it's the lack of awareness of that opponent which brings me back to that particular player I was observing. The map was Karelia, Assault, and we're on the attack. The opponent was a T-35-85 (either regular or premium, don't recall) on its side near the rock formation off to the left of the base. My dear fellow tanker could have picked practically any angle of approach to stay out of the very tiny gun arc, yet decided to engage driving out right in front of the gun. Sideways. Several times. And lost.

 

Perhaps he/she considered it unfair and unsporting to engage from the save sides, and made the conscious decision to engage this way?


Edited by AliceUnchained, 03 January 2019 - 06:45 PM.


PervyPastryPuffer #12 Posted 03 January 2019 - 06:13 PM

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I hope you've saved the replay because that fits perfectly in Jingles' "Why you heff to be mad?" series. :D

hasnainrakha57 #13 Posted 04 January 2019 - 12:27 AM

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To be honest i my self have collided with that rock so much and i also once got upside down because of that rock sometime ally gets upside down because that craprock is hidden in bushes...

Pattonizer #14 Posted 04 January 2019 - 02:53 AM

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hm.

 

ha.

 

ha-ha.

 

HAHA.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Okay, this one was good.


Edited by Pattonizer, 04 January 2019 - 02:53 AM.


PanzerKFeldherrnhalle #15 Posted 04 January 2019 - 03:01 AM

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Remember how Mountain Pass used to be an okay map? Not bad and not the best, but usable, in the middle of the pack. Now it's on the top 5, which goes to show how everything else has become so terrible.

m1x_angelico #16 Posted 04 January 2019 - 04:12 PM

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Block Quote

 "Help your team noob", 

 

This made it real :D



pecopad #17 Posted 04 January 2019 - 04:46 PM

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nice post

jeffrey_mk2 #18 Posted 04 January 2019 - 07:46 PM

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World of tanks in a nutshell  :D  when you're on your side and ask for help people just drive by and dont watch , seconds later people start crying that you need to help and go do something.



BravelyRanAway #19 Posted 04 January 2019 - 08:05 PM

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Hard to believe that both title and story were moderated as if something bad was said, now it looks like something bad was said......:(

ramram70 #20 Posted 04 January 2019 - 08:11 PM

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I always try to help an ally in trouble. Even if it's stupid and likely gets me shot at. It's a good feeling after you have helped your team mate to carry on his battle (and he maybe even thanks you).




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