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ApocalypseSquad #1 Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:58 PM

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So, started the French TD line the other day (it was that or arty...), and all was going swimmingly until I hit the Somua SAu 40.  My god what a nightmare.  I usually manage a nice round score in this, i.e., 0 damage, 0 assists, 0 spotted, 0 bounces.  OK, it is still stock and may get better with a decent gun on it (I suspect no, the lack of mobility is a killer), but for me this is the worst tank I have ever taken into battle.

 

So, I take a look at WoT labs and discover to my surprise that there are many with even worse win rates, with the KanonJagdPanzer taking the prize as worst.  Now I have never played that, so can't comment, but I think there is more to a bad tank than just win rate.

 

So, in your view what is the absolutely worst tank to play in WoT, at any tier?   What offers the most truly miserable, soul destroying game experience?

 

I am still going to offer up the Somua SAu 40... 

 



Erwin_Von_Braun #2 Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:10 PM

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KV4

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NekoPuffer_PPP #3 Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:14 PM

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Churchill GC, obviously, is the worst tank...in the world. How could anyone forget that rotten gem? :D


Edited by PervyPastryPuffer, 10 January 2019 - 07:15 PM.


BR33K1_PAWAH #4 Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:20 PM

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View PostPervyPastryPuffer, on 10 January 2019 - 09:14 PM, said:

Churchill GC, obviously, is the worst tank...in the world. How could anyone forget that rotten gem? :D

 

I'm about to unlock it :ohmy:

Nishi_Kinuyo #5 Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:25 PM

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Pretty sure the Type 95 Heavy is the worst tank in the game.

HaZardeur #6 Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:29 PM

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XxKuzkina_MatxX #7 Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:31 PM

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For me the M3 Lee and the Ikv 103 would be the worst.

FataL_ShadowZ #8 Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:35 PM

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Sturer Emil for me. I still have nightmares...

SuedKAT #9 Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:38 PM

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Grinding the VK 30.01 (H) at the moment, it's bad, no other way of putting it, but I still don't think any tank I've played so far beats the IKV 103.

Renesco #10 Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:41 PM

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View PostBR33K1_PAWAH, on 10 January 2019 - 07:20 PM, said:

 

I'm about to unlock it :ohmy:

 

It's hilarious if you get to some spot where can fire and remain invisible, the top gun is actually ebin

 

View PostApocalypseSquad, on 10 January 2019 - 06:58 PM, said:

I am still going to offer up the Somua SAu 40... 

 

Wait until you hit the AC46 and AC48, oh sweet child you're in for some suffering

wEight_Tanker #11 Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:43 PM

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Archaean #12 Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:46 PM

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Everyone that hasn't mentioned Churchill GC didn't play it yet.

x5hunter #13 Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:48 PM

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Hummel....piece of shi....

 



Pi_314159265358979 #14 Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:48 PM

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View PostPervyPastryPuffer, on 10 January 2019 - 07:14 PM, said:

 

Churchill GC, obviously, is the worst tank...in the world. How could anyone forget that rotten gem? :D

 

You haven't played the Chruchill Mk. VII, have you? Because that thing has got wet cardboard as armour, its mobility is just so bad that even a Maus outruns it, and its top gun is a peashooter with Soviet-like gun depression.

NekoPuffer_PPP #15 Posted 10 January 2019 - 08:02 PM

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View PostPi_314159265358979, on 10 January 2019 - 07:48 PM, said:

You haven't played the Chruchill Mk. VII, have you? Because that thing has got wet cardboard as armour, its mobility is just so bad that even a Maus outruns it, and its top gun is a peashooter with Soviet-like gun depression.

 

A quick look at my service record will answer your question. Yes, I've played it, but I played it a very long time ago, back when there weren't that many tanks with such high penetration and/or derp guns such as the O-I... I actually found the Churchill VII's armor really good...back then... I even Aced the thing, AND the GC aswell! (though tbf I Aced the GC with 850 base xp IIRC :D)

BravelyRanAway #16 Posted 10 January 2019 - 08:03 PM

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View PostErwin_Von_Braun, on 10 January 2019 - 06:10 PM, said:

KV4

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If you're not being scolded on the Dinger forum yet for such a remark......wait until a certain Dinger arrives to set you right.

Happyfrags #17 Posted 10 January 2019 - 08:12 PM

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View PostXxKuzkina_MatxX, on 10 January 2019 - 06:31 PM, said:

For me the M3 Lee and the Ikv 103 would be the worst.

 

What ? I loved the IKV 103.

You just have to play it like the brawler it is, don't try to play it like a sniper and it make it a fun tank.



ApocalypseSquad #18 Posted 10 January 2019 - 08:13 PM

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View PostPervyPastryPuffer, on 10 January 2019 - 07:14 PM, said:

 

Churchill GC, obviously, is the worst tank...in the world. How could anyone forget that rotten gem? :D

 

...um...I actually liked the GC, and this was pre-buff....  Got 62% wr in it....

Erwin_Von_Braun #19 Posted 10 January 2019 - 08:21 PM

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View PostBravelyRanAway, on 10 January 2019 - 07:03 PM, said:

 

If you're not being scolded on the Dinger forum yet for such a remark......wait until a certain Dinger arrives to set you right.

 

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View PostArchaean, on 10 January 2019 - 06:46 PM, said:

Everyone that hasn't mentioned Churchill GC didn't play it yet.

 

Confirmed - it's an appalling cack-box.

XxKuzkina_MatxX #20 Posted 10 January 2019 - 08:27 PM

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View PostHappyfrags, on 10 January 2019 - 09:12 PM, said:

What ? I loved the IKV 103.

You just have to play it like the brawler it is, don't try to play it like a sniper and it make it a fun tank.

 

The idea of brawling with 350 hp, bad pen and really crappy gun handling doesn't really appeal to me. :)






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