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Axelfoley666 #1 Posted 03 February 2019 - 02:54 PM

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What is your tell tale sign its time to log off and go do something else instead? Mine is usually heavy Tank, town map, decide to rush around a corner to shotgun a low HP enemy in the face and 

  1. Low roll, allowing 1HP faster reloading enemy to finish me off.
  2.  Stop on a grain of sand that causes tank to roll outside elevation/depression limits.
  3.  Hit the 1 impenetrable pixel.
  4.  Fail to pen the enemy light that is 2 tiers lower, even though your gun over matches his armour and your firing premium rounds but his standard rounds tear you apart.


Erwin_Von_Braun #2 Posted 03 February 2019 - 03:00 PM

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I find that if my first two arty shots are low rolls it's a fair sign RNGeezus has decided the outcome already:hiding:

azakow #3 Posted 03 February 2019 - 03:04 PM

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 .. thinking about an RNG bad book is a sign though ...

cro001 #4 Posted 03 February 2019 - 03:21 PM

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View Postazakow, on 03 February 2019 - 03:04 PM, said:

 .. thinking about an RNG bad book is a sign though ...

 

Yeah, thinking about RNG instead of playing means it's time to log off.

Ceeb #5 Posted 03 February 2019 - 04:27 PM

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Bouncing the rear of an Evan 90 with an FV4005.  

 

Log off.  Have a coke.  Stick two pencils up your nose with a bra on your head and say Wibble



Axelfoley666 #6 Posted 03 February 2019 - 05:19 PM

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View Postazakow, on 03 February 2019 - 02:04 PM, said:

 .. thinking about an RNG bad book is a sign though ...

 

View Postcro001, on 03 February 2019 - 02:21 PM, said:

 

Yeah, thinking about RNG instead of playing means it's time to log off.

 

Nice to see the Fun Police turn up for a light-hearted Thread.

Discontinued #7 Posted 03 February 2019 - 05:21 PM

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I don't log out 

Bordhaw #8 Posted 03 February 2019 - 05:27 PM

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View PostAxelfoley666, on 03 February 2019 - 01:54 PM, said:

What is your tell tale sign its time to log off and go do something else instead? 

 

When the battle loads with Win Chance = 11%

Axelfoley666 #9 Posted 03 February 2019 - 05:33 PM

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View PostBordhaw, on 03 February 2019 - 04:27 PM, said:

 

When the battle loads with Win Chance = 11%

 

Does that still work with Xvm? I thought it was discontinued.

wEight_Tanker #10 Posted 03 February 2019 - 05:40 PM

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The most annoying thing about RNG is missing with a 0.32 accuracy gun while aiming successfully at the target (inb4 "leArN tO aIm blerghfergh pffffbtbt"while a strong USSR tank with 0.42 accuracy shoots your tiny commander cupola from 500m while on the move and when just stopped rotating the turret.

Sfinski #11 Posted 03 February 2019 - 05:43 PM

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There's arties on my games.

enu_ #12 Posted 03 February 2019 - 05:49 PM

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1. when i'm tired

2. when i'm frustrated with bad performance

3. when i lost focus in game



cro001 #13 Posted 03 February 2019 - 06:17 PM

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View PostAxelfoley666, on 03 February 2019 - 05:19 PM, said:

Nice to see the Fun Police turn up for a light-hearted Thread.

 

Come with us sir.



wsatnutter #14 Posted 03 February 2019 - 06:23 PM

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View PostErwin_Von_Braun, on 03 February 2019 - 02:00 PM, said:

I find that if my first two arty shots are low rolls it's a fair sign RNGeezus has decided the outcome already:hiding:

 

did you say arty oh my word wash your mouth out with soap kind sir

Erwin_Von_Braun #15 Posted 03 February 2019 - 06:23 PM

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View Postwsatnutter, on 03 February 2019 - 05:23 PM, said:

 

did you say arty oh my word wash your mouth out with soap kind sir

 

I'm dirty :(

Axelfoley666 #16 Posted 03 February 2019 - 06:36 PM

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View PostErwin_Von_Braun, on 03 February 2019 - 05:23 PM, said:

 

I'm dirty :(

 

Lets try and keep this thread clean please.

Erwin_Von_Braun #17 Posted 03 February 2019 - 06:39 PM

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View PostAxelfoley666, on 03 February 2019 - 05:36 PM, said:

 

Lets try and keep this thread clean please.

 

I'm afraid there's only one cure for my sins :girl:

Axelfoley666 #18 Posted 03 February 2019 - 06:49 PM

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I will fetch the Carbolic soap.:trollface:

4nt #19 Posted 03 February 2019 - 08:31 PM

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View PostAxelfoley666, on 03 February 2019 - 06:49 PM, said:

I will fetch the Carbolic soap.:trollface:

First I read that as Catholic soap

 

Bad RNG begins with double-clicking shortcut to WoT.exe



gunslingerXXX #20 Posted 03 February 2019 - 08:40 PM

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View Post4nt, on 03 February 2019 - 08:31 PM, said:

First I read that as Catholic soap

 

Bad RNG begins with double-clicking shortcut to WoT.exe

.exe files are dangerous :P






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