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PayMore #1 Posted 23 May 2019 - 08:33 PM

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I noticed WG is selling cloths but im interested in perfume! Does anyone if they sell perfume and where I can get it? Is it on or will it come the Black market? 

 

Sorry for using gameplay forum for this post, but I consider perfume as something to strengthen my WG tanks roleplaying.



MeetriX #2 Posted 23 May 2019 - 08:38 PM

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Eau de Larmes Salèes. 

NekoPuffer_PPP #3 Posted 23 May 2019 - 08:56 PM

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I imagine the scent would be predominantly salty...or smell of fish, courtesy of the Dingers.

Laatikkomafia #4 Posted 23 May 2019 - 09:42 PM

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Why would you want to smell like used bank notes or empty promises?

 

Because that is how a WG perfume would smell like.



VonniVidiVici #5 Posted 23 May 2019 - 09:48 PM

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Since we're spitballing here, I would like to see WG branded vajazzlement. It's a growing market.

Captain_Kremen0 #6 Posted 23 May 2019 - 09:51 PM

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View Post1ncompetenc3, on 23 May 2019 - 08:48 PM, said:

Since we're spitballing here, I would like to see WG branded vajazzlement. It's a growing market.

 

Im only guessing here but if i'm right i would run out of likes

 

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60% of the time it works all the time

 



Pansenmann #7 Posted 23 May 2019 - 10:01 PM

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View PostPayMore, on 23 May 2019 - 08:33 PM, said:

I noticed WG is selling cloths but im interested in perfume! Does anyone if they sell perfume and where I can get it? Is it on or will it come the Black market? 

 

Sorry for using gameplay forum for this post, but I consider perfume as something to strengthen my WG tanks roleplaying.

 

I think some WD40 should do the trick just fine. :P

Brownape #8 Posted 23 May 2019 - 10:10 PM

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View PostLaatikkomafia, on 23 May 2019 - 09:42 PM, said:

Why would you want to smell like used bank notes or empty promises?

 

Because that is how a WG perfume would smell like.

 

those two scents are each end of the "good" spectrum. used bank notes (en masse) smell great, empty promises smell like...well i don't know.

 

TBH the only reason i quoted was to congratulate on the new avatar - Who's controlling it though : thinking:



TheComfyChair #9 Posted 23 May 2019 - 10:16 PM

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View PostNekoPuffer_PPP, on 23 May 2019 - 08:56 PM, said:

I imagine the scent would be predominantly salty...or smell of fish, courtesy of the Dingers.

 



Pansenmann #10 Posted 23 May 2019 - 10:18 PM

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View PostTheComfyChair, on 23 May 2019 - 10:16 PM, said:

 

 

I think a dingers perfume would more smell like a gold wrapped lemon with a hint of carp

Kartoshkaya #11 Posted 24 May 2019 - 12:34 PM

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View PostPansenmann, on 23 May 2019 - 10:18 PM, said:

 

I think a dingers perfume would more smell like a gold wrapped lemon with a hint of carp

 

Did you meant crap ?



pecopad #12 Posted 24 May 2019 - 02:00 PM

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Well considering WG just gave us all the premium account holders and premium tank buyers a big bu** F****, they should start selling some vaseline or K Gel

Edited by pecopad, 24 May 2019 - 02:01 PM.


VyNKaSMyN #13 Posted 24 May 2019 - 03:51 PM

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Thread moved to Off-Topic.

Nishi_Kinuyo #14 Posted 24 May 2019 - 04:46 PM

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Something that smells of diesel, engine grease and steel would be nice. :girl:

Better to have it smell like a tank without occupants than like a tank with.



SaintMaddenus #15 Posted 24 May 2019 - 05:00 PM

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View Post1ncompetenc3, on 23 May 2019 - 09:48 PM, said:

Since we're spitballing here, I would like to see WG branded vajazzlement. It's a growing market.

 

already available in the Dingers basement I believe.

Panocek #16 Posted 24 May 2019 - 05:04 PM

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For WG smell, that would be greed and disappointment. For tank smells, grease, diesel, burnt propellant and sweat should be about right.

Pansenmann #17 Posted 24 May 2019 - 09:32 PM

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View PostKartoshkaya, on 24 May 2019 - 12:34 PM, said:

 

Did you meant crap ?

 

no, I definately meant Cyprinus carpio

TheComfyChair #18 Posted 24 May 2019 - 11:18 PM

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View PostKartoshkaya, on 24 May 2019 - 12:34 PM, said:

 

Did you meant crap ?

 

It's spelled C A R P... we are fishy bots :B 

Joggaman #19 Posted 25 May 2019 - 11:37 AM

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View PostLCpl_Jones, on 22 May 2019 - 04:08 PM, said:

 

 






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