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_PAIN_KILLER_ #1 Posted 09 July 2019 - 10:04 PM

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I promised mysrlf not to play this russian fart joke game

 

yet I couldn't resist watching a friend over his shoulder, playing it, ( I strongly advised him not to harm his mental health)

he was tier 6,

the enemy had a wheelie.

wheelie went merry go round and my friend tried to kill it

guess what? he never landed a  hit, meanwhile that lost soul into a game of tanks anded up spotting almost all our team, and soon he (my friend) was alone in his flank,,, dead after that too...

 

he was now like: WTF? I am not allowed to kill this crap? just because it has wheels? just because... (insert lame reason here)?

he went on: I'm willing to pay, let me win igor, or ivan, or whatever  (insert name of a mujik here), please sell us winable games, please sell us games where we can hit, and so on...

 

do you wonder why do you qeue 2 minutes prime time to have a low tier game?

insert possible answers...

 

RIP WOT

#walletclosed4ever


Edited by _PAIN_KILLER_, 09 July 2019 - 10:05 PM.


4nt #2 Posted 09 July 2019 - 10:07 PM

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Wahwahwah wahhhh

onderschepper #3 Posted 09 July 2019 - 10:12 PM

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5/10

 

The introduction had me intrigued, but the middle and end were a predictable let down.

 

Creative writing is not your forte. :P:bajan:



OIias_of_Sunhillow #4 Posted 09 July 2019 - 10:13 PM

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A, 'friend' ..?

Axarn #5 Posted 09 July 2019 - 10:18 PM

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Someone in a Tiger I tank bounced twice on my rear while playing the french arta. ( a long long time ago). I suggested that he would contact WG support to ask for his money back, as obviously you should not be able to bounce when you shoot at arta. At this moment, i would recommend you the same. 


Contact WG Support and ask for a refund for every shell you missed shooting at a Wheeled Vehicle.

Most likely, you will receive the answer and the best out come in this current situation, And they might even use proper English and nice words.

I'm not keen on fancy words, so i'll just say it the way i feel fit.

 

Learn 2 Aim.

 



If_I_Die_You_Die_Too #6 Posted 09 July 2019 - 10:19 PM

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First world problems

Dorander #7 Posted 09 July 2019 - 10:36 PM

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What did he do, autoaim the wheelie and hoping his turret would keep up and the dispersion would happen to favour the wheelie's direction so that he wouldn't have to lead the target?

 

Just FYI, driving circles around tanks with slow turrets and people with poor aim, has been something that lights and meds have done to people for the past decade. It's not new. Don't be caught alone in the open in a big metal slug, make sure you can put your back to something and block the circle, and make sure you have nearby allies.



BravelyRanAway #8 Posted 09 July 2019 - 10:52 PM

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View Post_PAIN_KILLER_, on 09 July 2019 - 09:04 PM, said:

I promised mysrlf not to play this russian fart joke game

 

yet I couldn't resist watching a friend over his shoulder, playing it, ( I strongly advised him not to harm his mental health)

he was tier 6,

the enemy had a wheelie.

wheelie went merry go round and my friend tried to kill it

guess what? he never landed a  hit, meanwhile that lost soul into a game of tanks anded up spotting almost all our team, and soon he (my friend) was alone in his flank,,, dead after that too...

 

he was now like: WTF? I am not allowed to kill this crap? just because it has wheels? just because... (insert lame reason here)?

he went on: I'm willing to pay, let me win igor, or ivan, or whatever  (insert name of a mujik here), please sell us winable games, please sell us games where we can hit, and so on...

 

do you wonder why do you qeue 2 minutes prime time to have a low tier game?

insert possible answers...

 

RIP WOT

#walletclosed4ever

Very moving...almost brought at tear to my eye, especially the bit about wanting to pay to win games, but then closing your wallet at the end. 



VonniVidiVici #9 Posted 09 July 2019 - 11:51 PM

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You creep up on your friends in their homes a lot?

facmanpob #10 Posted 10 July 2019 - 02:55 PM

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If in danger or in doubt,

run in circles, scream and shout!



Robbie_T #11 Posted 10 July 2019 - 03:31 PM

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You and your frend are a strange bunch

Daxeno #12 Posted 10 July 2019 - 04:07 PM

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This non constructive thread is now locked. Thank you.

 

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