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_SpartanWarrior_ #1 Posted 11 July 2019 - 01:39 PM

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I am bored,share your fun and jokes here!
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example of jokes;

Stupidest thing you heard,you saw,you did.

Funniest thing you heard,saw and did,and so on.JUST MAKE IT FUN!



onderschepper #2 Posted 11 July 2019 - 02:12 PM

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Bordhaw #3 Posted 11 July 2019 - 06:39 PM

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View Post_SpartanWarrior_, on 11 July 2019 - 12:39 PM, said:

I am bored,share your fun and jokes here!
12:39 Added after 0 minutes

example of jokes;

Stupidest thing you heard,you saw,you did.

Funniest thing you heard,saw and did,and so on.JUST MAKE IT FUN!

 



_SpartanWarrior_ #4 Posted 12 July 2019 - 12:16 AM

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good ones

 

 

OIias_of_Sunhillow #5 Posted 12 July 2019 - 07:56 PM

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On my way out this morning, all fresh and clean and nice smelling.

Called in at the garage to fuel up, when it was my turn to pay, I step forward and the cashier says, "Ooh you smell nice, what you got on?"

 

I replied, "I got a hard-on, but I didn't think you could smell it".



onderschepper #6 Posted 12 July 2019 - 08:17 PM

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Three blondes go for a walk in the countryside and come across a set of tracks.

 

The first blonde says "They're Badger tracks",

 

The second says "No, they're Rabbit tracks",

 

The third says "You're both wrong, they're Deer tracks".

 

30 minutes later they were still debating when the Train hit them! :D



MeetriX #7 Posted 12 July 2019 - 11:55 PM

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SerB was camping in a forest and start to make a coffee.

He couldn't boil water because friendy fire was disabled.



_SpartanWarrior_ #8 Posted 13 July 2019 - 08:24 PM

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Olias,sorry i dont understand that one

Unicorn_of_Steel #9 Posted 21 July 2019 - 10:59 PM

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View Post_SpartanWarrior_, on 13 July 2019 - 08:24 PM, said:

Olias,sorry i dont understand that one

 

Rated under 18 just to be sure....a certain valuable male body part, hopefully still tucked away in his trousers, was looking up instead of down.



Zmago5000 #10 Posted 22 July 2019 - 08:28 AM

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Chinese army commander to his subordinates:

" We will advance in small groups of two or three,...................................million "



jack_timber #11 Posted 22 July 2019 - 09:07 AM

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Guy walking through forest happens across this young lady who had fell off her bike. So being the gentleman he was helped her back up and sorted her bike out.

Young lady was so thankful she removed all her clothes and laid back on the ground saying 'you can have anything you want for being so helpful'.

Later on same guy met up with his mate and recounted the tale. So what did you do, said his mate, well I took the bike as the clothes were to small.....






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