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RSAC #1 Posted 25 August 2019 - 01:18 PM

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Hi everyone,

 

I'm getting sick of after spending 2 hours aiming at enemy the shot simply goes down to the ground even when I'm close to enemy.

 

So I sugest Viagra as a consumable so the bloody shots keep straight up, just like in russian tanks.



OIias_of_Sunhillow #2 Posted 25 August 2019 - 01:23 PM

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My gun is so big I pass out when It's loaded.

shikaka9 #3 Posted 25 August 2019 - 01:29 PM

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but can you mix it with vodka?

Nishi_Kinuyo #4 Posted 25 August 2019 - 01:33 PM

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I thought that snipers used a different drug for steadying their shots.

Nethraniel #5 Posted 25 August 2019 - 01:37 PM

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View PostOIias_of_Sunhillow, on 25 August 2019 - 01:23 PM, said:

My gun is so big I pass out when It's loaded.

Girls love those 8-inch guns.



Gruff_ #6 Posted 25 August 2019 - 03:48 PM

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My British crew allready have stiff upper lips...

kaneloon #7 Posted 25 August 2019 - 04:00 PM

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Viagra with mixed crew could be dangerous ...

jack_timber #8 Posted 25 August 2019 - 04:06 PM

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View PostOIias_of_Sunhillow, on 25 August 2019 - 12:23 PM, said:

My gun is so big I pass out when It's loaded.

View PostOIias_of_Sunhillow, on 25 August 2019 - 12:23 PM, said:

My gun is so big I pass out when It's loaded.

Likewise but I pass out when mine fires....

 

 

Oops looks like I given you a double barrel gun...


Edited by jack_timber, 25 August 2019 - 04:07 PM.


Cobra6 #9 Posted 25 August 2019 - 04:19 PM

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View PostRSAC, on 25 August 2019 - 12:18 PM, said:

Hi everyone,

 

I'm getting sick of after spending 2 hours aiming at enemy the shot simply goes down to the ground even when I'm close to enemy.

 

So I sugest Viagra as a consumable so the bloody shots keep straight up, just like in russian tanks.


 It's somewhat of a known issue with German tanks indeed that the shell drops into the ground over range, especially the AP ones of the 128mm guns.

 

Cobra 6



15JG52Brauer #10 Posted 25 August 2019 - 05:21 PM

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New cosmetic consumables - Viagra eye drops , to make your crew look hard ;-)........ I'll get my coat.....

DarkAri #11 Posted 25 August 2019 - 05:36 PM

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Cool suggestion but I will close this thread before it will became ugly. 




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