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Gruff_ #1 Posted 31 August 2019 - 08:42 AM


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Down in the basement we had some sortof stirfry takeaway last night, in one of the fortune cookies was this scrawled note from an old war hero:


"This time I had to put my battle into song.. the arty was clever killing one of us at beginning but he next shot miss and he get spotted... he was desperate as he could be seen trying to hide and telling us how his team are noobs and bad... I loaded gold on him, purely because he arty... Poor arty was last to die at hands of the Dinger Gooples.... epic battle that need be remembered in song !! So go put the Queen song Bohemian Rhpasody on your music player and sing the words of Gooples over the top........"



Is this a real tank ? is this artilary?
Hide in the bushes , to escape from reality
Just Close your eyes, point gun in the skies and pray
I'm just a poor noob, I've no ability
because i'm easy aim , easy click
one eye close, hand on [edited]
firing where the red goes
nothing really matter to me....to me

Mama , just killed a tank
Put my target on a red
clicked my mouse and now he's dead
Mama , game had just begun
and now I've gone and blown him all away
Mama, (oooh oooh ooh) didn't mean to shoot that wide
if i'm not camouflaged in time it's over
run away , run away
and teamwork never matter

Too late , my team are dead
i'm sitting all alone and my ammo all is gone
Goodbye everybody , I'm going to die
got to face a golden shell and blame the noobs
Mama - ooh ooh ooh
I don't wanna die ,
I sometimes wish Id never logged in at all

I see a little silhouete of a tank
its a maus , its a maus with a [edited]jagdpanzer
cover me, i'm hiding , very very frightning me
bat chatillon, bat chatillon, bat chatillon , bat chatillon
bat chatillon cover me - "no arty no, no, no, no "
I'm just a one click, nobody loves me
he's just a one click , pointless artiliary
wasting his shells on a scouts low xp
Little t-21 , will you spot for me
move noob, go spot, will some one cover me "arty no!"
Please scout move - "we will not spot for you" - "arty no"
Please scout move ! - "we will not spot for you" - "arty no"
"will not spot for you" "arty no"
will not spot for you "arty no oh oh"
A higher tier ,moving near, THERE'S A DINGER OVER THERE!
His 110 has a gold shell put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can hide there and shell my side
so you think you can one click and take all my life
oh arty, cant do this to me arty
One shot and you're right
one shot and you're right out of here

teamwork never matters, everyone can see
no-one ever matters, no-one really matters but me

Hit me with your gold shells

gunslingerXXX #2 Posted 31 August 2019 - 08:56 AM


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LOL :great::teethhappy:

Arkarthurer #3 Posted 31 August 2019 - 09:12 AM


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Lagalaza #4 Posted 31 August 2019 - 10:47 AM

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Love it. Thank-you for sharing.


pallie_the_artillerist #5 Posted 31 August 2019 - 10:48 AM

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gooples <3 top tier memes

SovietBias #6 Posted 31 August 2019 - 11:04 AM


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Oh my. Supreme leader Gooples.

flashmove_iron #7 Posted 31 August 2019 - 11:33 AM


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gooples #8 Posted 27 October 2019 - 08:38 PM


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Like spirit of this eternal leader and great vision see person Kim Il Sun the mention of the warrior name does bring him back from dead. 


Following of poem call simply "Progetto 46 vs obj140"


In cold wind I blow, in tank progetto

with all shell loaded,  this tier 10 i goaded

He think this tier 8, would not be so great

but BOOM BOOM BOOM, and his tank left the room

So progetto hooray , of "bye" obj

Will see you again, you OP tier ten

But remember to thank, WG for this tank

That kill you today , now please go away.


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