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Tjup #1 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:18 PM

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Anyone know how to get Santa wife?

Bulldog_Drummond #2 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:23 PM

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View PostTjup, on 13 December 2019 - 06:18 PM, said:

Anyone know how to get Santa wife?

 

I showed her round my yacht and opened some Champagne and she was up for it.



OIias_of_Sunhillow #3 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:24 PM

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View PostTjup, on 13 December 2019 - 06:18 PM, said:

Anyone know how to get Santa wife?

 

 

Get some snow balls. ;)



Balc0ra #4 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:26 PM

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She only dates people with money.

ChristOfTheAbyss #5 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:32 PM

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View PostBalc0ra, on 13 December 2019 - 07:26 PM, said:

She only dates people with money.

 

I got a tenner.



Tjup #6 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:34 PM

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Glad u find urself funny, rediculess!!!

Bulldog_Drummond #7 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:35 PM

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View PostChristOfTheAbyss, on 13 December 2019 - 06:32 PM, said:

 

I got a tenner.

 

That might be enough if you also have a zippy of snow.



Spurtung #8 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:36 PM

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View PostTjup, on 13 December 2019 - 06:34 PM, said:

rediculess

 



ChristOfTheAbyss #9 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:39 PM

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View PostBulldog_Drummond, on 13 December 2019 - 07:35 PM, said:

 

That might be enough if you also have a zippy of snow.

 

That a code word for drugs?



wEight_Tanker #10 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:41 PM

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Hey, I'm into older women, but not that old. :amazed:

mateyflip #11 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:52 PM

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View PostTjup, on 13 December 2019 - 06:18 PM, said:

Anyone know how to get Santa wife?

 

Hey OP,  your onto a looser. She's only interested in Santa's Sacks.

 

What what



Bulldog_Drummond #12 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:59 PM

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Q What do you get when you cross Santa's Wife with a Duck

A Christmas Quackers



Tjup #13 Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:59 PM

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Nm, i found out, thx for ur useless comments, i almost fell down from chair laughing so hard...

ChristOfTheAbyss #14 Posted 13 December 2019 - 08:03 PM

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View PostTjup, on 13 December 2019 - 07:59 PM, said:

Nm, i found out, thx for ur useless comments, i almost fell down from chair laughing so hard...

 

NP



Balc0ra #15 Posted 13 December 2019 - 08:05 PM

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View PostTjup, on 13 December 2019 - 07:59 PM, said:

Nm, i found out, thx for ur useless comments, i almost fell down from chair laughing so hard...

 

Well, we gave you plenty of hints.



TheJumpMaster #16 Posted 13 December 2019 - 08:05 PM

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This thread is closed for being nonconstructive.

 

OP, your post was vague to say the least. It was almost begging for these replies.

 

Cheers,

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