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When things go wrong and will not come right


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Bulldog_Drummond #1 Posted 22 December 2019 - 03:18 PM

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Having been comprehensively outfoxed at flattened at Tier 8 earlier today, I have recovered my self-esteem at lower tiers and my 5 skill Mauschen crew has done wonders at Tier IV in my Pz B2

So I was encouraged to write a little poem about gameplay

 

"The Tankers Friend"


When things go wrong and will not come right,
Though you do the best you can,
When life looks black as the hour of night -
A Panzer B is your only man.

 

When money's tight and hard to get
And your horse has also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt -
A Panzer B is your only man.

 

When health is bad and your heart feels strange,
And your face is pale and wan,
When doctors say you need a change,
A Panzer B is your only man.

 

When food is scarce and your larder bare
And no rashers grease your pan,
When hunger grows as your meals are rare -
A Panzer B is your only man.

 

In time of trouble and lousey strife,
You have still got a darlint plan
You still can turn to a brighter life -
A Panzer B is your only man.

 

(With apologies to Flann O'Brien)


Edited by Bulldog_Drummond, 22 December 2019 - 03:24 PM.


Bulldog_Drummond #2 Posted 22 December 2019 - 03:46 PM

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    08-10-2014

And a very typical game from a moment ago below.

Sometimes I stand astonished by my own skill

http://wotreplays.eu/site/5144415#province-bulldog_drummond-pz_kpfw_b2_740_f






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