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OIias_of_Sunhillow #1 Posted 15 February 2020 - 03:16 PM

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Would you ..?

 

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__Eric__ #2 Posted 15 February 2020 - 05:40 PM

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I don't care how they will bring me to my last resting place. The wife always say that a funaral is to expensive and she will throw me in a ditch ;)

Gruff_ #3 Posted 15 February 2020 - 05:53 PM

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View Post__Eric__, on 15 February 2020 - 04:40 PM, said:

I don't care how they will bring me to my last resting place. The wife always say that a funaral is to expensive and she will throw me in a ditch ;)


Be wary if she asks you dig a vegetable patch!



BravelyRanAway #4 Posted 15 February 2020 - 06:08 PM

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View Post__Eric__, on 15 February 2020 - 04:40 PM, said:

I don't care how they will bring me to my last resting place. The wife always say that a funaral is to expensive and she will throw me in a ditch ;)

Is that you Boris?



jack_timber #5 Posted 16 February 2020 - 10:34 AM

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Well my better half says she's going to have me stuffed and mounted, now there's something to look forward to....

On a slightly different note....

Local undertakers had an 'open' day where they gave you the guided tour of their facilities and what happened to you when you have deceased, it was right interesting.

Let's face it next time I am in there I won't be as interested:)



mpf1959 #6 Posted 16 February 2020 - 03:22 PM

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View Postjack_timber, on 16 February 2020 - 10:34 AM, said:

Well my better half says she's going to have me stuffed and mounted, now there's something to look forward to....

On a slightly different note....

Local undertakers had an 'open' day where they gave you the guided tour of their facilities and what happened to you when you have deceased, it was right interesting.

Let's face it next time I am in there I won't be as interested:)

 

I aint going to mine, apparently the blokes a wanker! ;):teethhappy:



TheJumpMaster #7 Posted 16 February 2020 - 03:30 PM

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View Post__Eric__, on 15 February 2020 - 06:40 PM, said:

I don't care how they will bring me to my last resting place. The wife always say that a funaral is to expensive and she will throw me in a ditch ;)


Is your wife aware of the fine for littering in Holland?

 



Overlord93 #8 Posted 17 February 2020 - 12:23 PM

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I prefer to be stuffed in to sports bag and thrown off a bridge.

Captain_Kremen0 #9 Posted 17 February 2020 - 01:00 PM

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View Postjack_timber, on 16 February 2020 - 09:34 AM, said:

Well my better half says she's going to have me stuffed and mounted, now there's something to look forward to....

On a slightly different note....

Local undertakers had an 'open' day where they gave you the guided tour of their facilities and what happened to you when you have deceased, it was right interesting.

Let's face it next time I am in there I won't be as interested:)

 

That's proper language is that!

I'm only going if I can drive it meself.

 

 

 

 


jack_timber #10 Posted 18 February 2020 - 09:25 AM

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View PostCaptain_Kremen0, on 17 February 2020 - 12:00 PM, said:

 

That's proper language is that!

I'm only going if I can drive it meself.

 

 

 

Yes I had a good education, that good in fact my school was approved by the government.....



misterslate #11 Posted 18 February 2020 - 11:40 AM

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View PostOverlord93, on 17 February 2020 - 11:23 AM, said:

I prefer to be stuffed in to sports bag and thrown off a bridge.

 

Don't forget to tie the bungee cord on.



Captain_Kremen0 #12 Posted 18 February 2020 - 04:04 PM

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View Postjack_timber, on 18 February 2020 - 08:25 AM, said:

Yes I had a good education, that good in fact my school was approved by the government.....

 

I won't ask which one but i will presume it's post-war:)



mpf1959 #13 Posted 19 February 2020 - 02:30 PM

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View Postjack_timber, on 18 February 2020 - 09:25 AM, said:

Yes I had a good education, that good in fact my school was approved by the government.....

 

I also went to a posh school, Borst Hall, do you know it?






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