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Bulldog_Drummond #1 Posted 09 May 2020 - 01:11 PM

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Just had a good one a minute ago:

 

Him: Report Pz 38 for AFK

Me: I'm dead, idiot

Him: You don't spot

Me: Yes , I did

Him: Joke

Me: I did 520 spots and 350 damage

[Silence]

 

Any others to share?



Anna_Kalashnikova #2 Posted 09 May 2020 - 01:54 PM

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Is it really necessary to start a new thread in the gameplay section for that? :unsure:

Gruff_ #3 Posted 09 May 2020 - 01:59 PM

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View PostAnna_Kalashnikova, on 09 May 2020 - 01:54 PM, said:

Is it really necessary to start a new thread in the gameplay section for that? :unsure:


It creates a discussion topic a little different to the normal day to day tinfoil posts, it's related to gameplay and it is why the forum is here what is the problem?



shikaka9 #4 Posted 09 May 2020 - 01:59 PM

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View PostAnna_Kalashnikova, on 09 May 2020 - 12:54 PM, said:

Is it really necessary to start a new thread in the gameplay section for that? :unsure:

yes, because not allowed revive old ones



LethalWalou #5 Posted 09 May 2020 - 02:26 PM

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View PostGruff_, on 09 May 2020 - 12:59 PM, said:


It creates a discussion topic a little different to the normal day to day tinfoil posts, it's related to gameplay and it is why the forum is here what is the problem?

 

And how exactly is it related to game play? It's about chat, and pointless. Just as pointless as the thread about complaining 0 damage teammates.



qpranger #6 Posted 09 May 2020 - 02:42 PM

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View PostBulldog_Drummond, on 09 May 2020 - 03:11 PM, said:

Just had a good one a minute ago:

 

Him: Report Pz 38 for AFK

Me: I'm dead, idiot

Him: You don't spot

Me: Yes , I did

Him: Joke

Me: I did 520 spots and 350 damage

[Silence]

 

Any others to share?

 

No, all in-game dialogues I enter into are highly intelligent because of my benevolent influence.



Bulldog_Drummond #7 Posted 09 May 2020 - 02:48 PM

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View Postqpranger, on 09 May 2020 - 01:42 PM, said:

 

No, all in-game dialogues I enter into are highly intelligent because of my benevolent influence.

 

We are not so different, you and I



shortfuse1418 #8 Posted 09 May 2020 - 03:00 PM

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I am not nearly so eloquent.  My chats are normally GJ, GG or WTF!!

 



Killer711 #9 Posted 09 May 2020 - 03:03 PM

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I once got sent a message I found funny. So much so I screenshotted it and put it in my signature, and changed my profile picture accordingly.

Bulldog_Drummond #10 Posted 09 May 2020 - 03:39 PM

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View PostAnna_Kalashnikova, on 09 May 2020 - 12:54 PM, said:

Is it really necessary to start a new thread in the gameplay section for that? :unsure:

 

To give some gloss on it, what I found particularly amusing about that exchange was that I was a bottom tier light on Overlord, moved half way across the map to spot, and then (probably foolishly) moved further up and engaged a KV-1 and an M-5, killing the latter.  The spot hits came in from my cunning use throughout of bushes, cam and binos.

My accuser was a TD who camped base throughout and got a 0 score.  Maybe he wanted me to camp closer to base to help him out?

We won anyway


Edited by Bulldog_Drummond, 09 May 2020 - 03:42 PM.


ZlatanArKung #11 Posted 09 May 2020 - 04:18 PM

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View PostBulldog_Drummond, on 09 May 2020 - 03:39 PM, said:

 

To give some gloss on it, what I found particularly amusing about that exchange was that I was a bottom tier light on Overlord, moved half way across the map to spot, and then (probably foolishly) moved further up and engaged a KV-1 and an M-5, killing the latter.  The spot hits came in from my cunning use throughout of bushes, cam and binos.

My accuser was a TD who camped base throughout and got a 0 score.  Maybe he wanted me to camp closer to base to help him out?

We won anyway

Those TD players are really hard to understand, some would claim, even harder then women.

 

He might have wanted you to camp closer, though after having had such ideas with the likes of him, my tank found itself in shambles after a well placed shot in the rear.

TD players work in mysterious ways.



malachi6 #12 Posted 09 May 2020 - 04:21 PM

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People jump to conclusions based upon limited information.  Who knew?

 



Desyatnik_Pansy #13 Posted 09 May 2020 - 04:30 PM

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View Postshikaka9, on 09 May 2020 - 01:59 PM, said:

yes, because not allowed revive old ones

 

Shame it's went a few pages back, but I think it's fine bumping something like this up in Off-Topic:

http://forum.worldoftanks.eu/index.php?/topic/459767-stupidest-thing-youve-heard-playing-wot/

 

:hiding:



Bulldog_Drummond #14 Posted 09 May 2020 - 04:55 PM

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Latest goodie:

 

F*ck all you r**ards and your moms

I do 0 damage again!

[and lots more in similar style after he was killed]

 

This from a 2200 blue WN8 player trying his luck to get a win at at tier 5

His normal w/r is 56% but recent w/r is 47%

The poor darling must be awfully frustrated

One shudders to think of what effect this sort of thing might have on young and impressionable players

 

 


Edited by Bulldog_Drummond, 09 May 2020 - 04:57 PM.


Gruff_ #15 Posted 09 May 2020 - 07:45 PM

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View PostLethalWalou, on 09 May 2020 - 02:26 PM, said:

 

And how exactly is it related to game play? It's about chat, and pointless. Just as pointless as the thread about complaining 0 damage teammates.


Chat can have an effect on gameplay. 

 

I'm going to make the assumption leap that it doesn't effect you before you respond therefore you don't see it as belonging here.



chessstud #16 Posted 09 May 2020 - 09:42 PM

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View PostGruff_, on 09 May 2020 - 12:59 PM, said:


It creates a discussion topic a little different to the normal day to day tinfoil posts, it's related to gameplay and it is why the forum is here what is the problem?

 

This is simply a terrible moderator. He regularly posts bad responses like this. 



BattleMetalChris #17 Posted 09 May 2020 - 10:17 PM

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I had 'stupid Luchs uninstall' on Studziaki a few weeks ago.

 

I replied "Ha ha. You hear that? That's the sound of my 1700 spotting damage laughing at you"



VeryRisky #18 Posted 09 May 2020 - 10:24 PM

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Well this was after a game:



B0R34L #19 Posted 10 May 2020 - 08:16 AM

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View PostVeryRisky, on 09 May 2020 - 01:24 PM, said:

Well this was after a game:

Well, to be fair, you played arta - so really you deserved that one.



1ucky #20 Posted 10 May 2020 - 08:54 AM

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"Chacun cherche son chat."

 

I did screenshot quite a few insults I'd received over the years, but it would be too much of a hassle to be looking them up now. (Made sense in case I wanted to report those people, otherwise who cares...)

 

Better think of more positive stuff. :)






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