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Cactuses: the worst substitute for bath sponge ever


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qpranger #1 Posted 19 July 2020 - 10:35 PM

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I have to varying degrees enjoyed all of the different bath sponge options and substitutes made available to us. I even did the full body scrub with sandpaper as recommended on the "BDSM Bathing" website. But cactuses ...seriously, is by far the most annoying and frustrating bath sponge substitute ever. If it wasn't for the mass of totally genuine "BDSM Bathing" website forum users who endorse cactuses, I can definitely say I would not be using them and think I can safely say most others wouldn't be either.

 

Rant over, will keep rubbing my body in bath with cactuses but hate every minute of it.


Edited by qpranger, 19 July 2020 - 10:41 PM.


BravelyRanAway #2 Posted 19 July 2020 - 10:40 PM

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Is this a metaphor?
 


WindSplitter1 #3 Posted 19 July 2020 - 11:29 PM

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Please, like your own OP, OP.

Dava_117 #4 Posted 20 July 2020 - 12:27 AM

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I don't think cactuses are good for your skin...

Anyway, topic moved to off-topic. 



Space_Vato #5 Posted 20 July 2020 - 07:13 AM

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Been using these for a couple of years now:

 

 

 

This one is used though:



mpf1959 #6 Posted 20 July 2020 - 01:01 PM

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Porcupines are impractical.




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