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Poll: Share your emotions. (566 members have cast votes)

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What are your feelings toward noob players?

  1. I wish them the slow, agonizing, painful death (258 votes [45.58%])

    Percentage of vote: 45.58%

  2. I love them, they make random matches fun (182 votes [32.16%])

    Percentage of vote: 32.16%

  3. I don't have any feelings toward them (126 votes [22.26%])

    Percentage of vote: 22.26%

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NiekSchmidt #21 Posted 10 January 2012 - 04:11 PM

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Oh god, LOL. that is the funnies! :lol:
You deserve your own channel on the forum, where you can disseminate your findings and enlighten us with the results!

TaTn #22 Posted 10 January 2012 - 04:14 PM

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UPDATED

TaTn #23 Posted 10 January 2012 - 04:18 PM

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I am glad that you liked my post. I will try to keep you updated as much as my time allows me.

Reverend_Lovejoy #24 Posted 10 January 2012 - 04:22 PM

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We want YouTube vids :-)

walkingfridge #25 Posted 10 January 2012 - 04:32 PM

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Very great work. I had much fun reading it.


Einstein would say: Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, but in the universe I'm still not sure...

TaTn #26 Posted 10 January 2012 - 04:33 PM

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I will just update 2nd post, but for you who track this topic I will post UPDATED so you know it and can go back to page one and read it. I don't want my observations to be scattered in (I hope :)) 20 pages.

PAKFA #27 Posted 10 January 2012 - 05:01 PM

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View PostTaTn, on 10 January 2012 - 04:14 PM, said:

UPDATED
This is absolutely brilliant! Both the 1st post and 2nd. I never had such a clever, interesting and funny reading of a topic in WoT forums, until now.
Thank you for this. I was laughing so hard that a few times I had tears in my eyes.  :D
For me it was like reading a good comedy script or theater play, minus the spoken dialog, which you obviously narrated.

I hope this thread will continue, because I can't wait to read the next episode.

DougHole #28 Posted 10 January 2012 - 05:03 PM

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Reading this was the most fun I've had all day.

Apart from perhaps hearing my boss fart in the work lavatory which for some reason makes me think I have something on him.

Kubelo #29 Posted 10 January 2012 - 05:25 PM

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You made my day mate, +1 to you.

LiannaSilverwind #30 Posted 10 January 2012 - 05:49 PM

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Eagerly waiting your next report!  :Smile_honoring:

JerzicekX7 #31 Posted 10 January 2012 - 05:54 PM

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i want proof of this species!!! photos, vids and continue of this hilarious story  :Smile-playing:

SlicerDicer #32 Posted 10 January 2012 - 06:15 PM

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I was laughing the whole way until I went back up and read '26'.
Then I was  :unsure:

BattleMetalChris #33 Posted 10 January 2012 - 06:24 PM

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In a similar vein, my Mrs has decided to give WoT a go after showing some interest in it and me letting her have a go with my M4A3E8* a few days ago. She's racked up 50 battles in 3 days and really, she and your brother should get together for a drink or something.

Her favourite 'tactic' is to drive forward in a straight line until someone shoots at her, then hurl the mouse across the table in shock, stand up, retrieve it, then sit stationary out in the open in sniper mode with her face 2 inches from the screen trying to 'find' the tank that shot her (regardless of the fact that the entire enemy team are still hidden) until she gets destroyed.

Any attempt to offer advice is met with either silent scorn or cries of 'I'm playing it MY way, shut up!'

Advice declined so far includes:

Maybe she should advance a bit more carefully
Maybe she shouldn't sit out in the open, stationary
Until your crew actually spot the enemy it doesn't matter how many long you stare at the same bush through the sniper scope




*waits for the cries of 'I've never heard it called THAT before!'

costi #34 Posted 10 January 2012 - 06:56 PM

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Moar :)

p0Pe #35 Posted 10 January 2012 - 07:10 PM

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You sir, are a genius !

tumppu75 #36 Posted 10 January 2012 - 07:37 PM

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Voted and +1, this should be very interesting as opposed to the usual "where are bad players coming from" forum rage :)

NargilFenris #37 Posted 10 January 2012 - 08:11 PM

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I can't help but picture a unibrowed, hunch shouldered, knuckle dragger the way you describe your bother. And now I cant help but think of the movie Encino Man.

TaTn #38 Posted 10 January 2012 - 08:38 PM

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View PostNargilFenris, on 10 January 2012 - 08:11 PM, said:

I can't help but picture a unibrowed, hunch shouldered, knuckle dragger the way you describe your bother. And now I cant help but think of the movie Encino Man.

I did not expect so much inerest and positive comments on this post. Or so much people posting and giving me likes. I will be more than happy to continue posting.
But lets not forget that we are talking about my brother here. This is mostly parody/comedy. I do not see any bad intentions in your post, this is only for future reference. If this topic ever take course of insulting my brother, calling him names or in any other way dishonour his personality, remember that I am 2 clicks away from locking this topic.
My whole life I am working with computers. I allways found them interesting and I allways found ignoracne of others funny. And this experiment is purely about a person who has absolutely no interest about computers or the way they, or online gaming is working. It is about his first steps in MMO and how that can influence more experienced players. Its funny as hell, and i was hoping it will be, and let it remain on that - funny. He is not the brightest person I know, but he is not neanderthal.

TaTn #39 Posted 10 January 2012 - 09:22 PM

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UPDATED
THE NOOB EXPERIMENT
DAY 1 OBSERVATIONS
UPDATE NO.2
THE 2ND TRY

IzNoGooD #40 Posted 10 January 2012 - 09:49 PM

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I'm enjoying this with great gusto!




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