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lorre11 #1 Posted 15 January 2012 - 06:18 PM

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Hey guys, this section is off- topic for a reason, so I decided to post some of my (cough, one)stupid self- made jokes.
I trust you probably thought of some yourself too, so you're welcome to put it here for "community evaluation ;)"

number 1:

A whale gets stuck on a beach at the Belgian coast during WWII, it is screaming and shouting for help.
At some point a pz IV drives past the whale and the driver hears the whales' cry for help. He tells the commander,
and they go and take a look.
Then the commander(Fritz) asks the whale what's wrong.
The whale answered: "Help me, I can't swim."

Fonsyfun #2 Posted 15 January 2012 - 06:37 PM

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Yea... good joke :Smile_harp:

I will post all my jokes in this post if its ok.

What do you call a rat that cant get through the rat hole?
A Maus.

What E-number is the most dangerous?
E-100.

What german tank destroyer like to smell flowers?
Ferdinand. Its a bull that like to smell on flowers if you didnt know

What tank is most used in the jungle?
The tiger. Not obvious at all once again.

What tank is most used the February 14?
The Valentine tank. (February 14 is valentine day)

What tank is the best date?
The lowe

And the lowe says no?
The Hotchkiss

Why is it so funny playing tier 1 games?
Becuse of the "lol"tractor

What does the WOT player say the the WOT player get a present?
"Tank"you

What type of ammo can you have on your body?
Armor-"piercing"

Why is the T-34-85 so dumb?
Cuse it use the 100 mm IDIOT gun. (ok, that one is my worst so far)

Is IS like IS? No, its like IS-3 (ok, this one is even worse)

What did the type59 say to the type59?
Youre not my type

No of my jokes are obvious at all. :P:lol:<_<
Sorry for taking the second post lorre11 and make people leave this thread. And sorry for my english and please tell me where to buy better humor. Hope you understood my jokes :Smile_honoring:
The post below is awnsers of questions Ive edited out, sry lorre11!

lorre11 #3 Posted 15 January 2012 - 06:52 PM

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All jokes allowed, Numbering them isn't necessary so you can do what you want ;)

Meerkat #4 Posted 15 January 2012 - 06:55 PM

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I have a joke.. it's called
WOTs matchmaker
aahh it's not that bad I guess..


Now a real joke:

How many gears does a French tank have?
4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.

Thelenox #5 Posted 15 January 2012 - 08:41 PM

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Why did the T95 cross the road?
He didn't, the battle was won before he started moving.

It's funny because the T95 is slow... you know... ah screw you guys.

IBLiTZKRiEGI #6 Posted 15 January 2012 - 09:00 PM

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Why was the Tiger I scared? There was a Tiger B hind him.

Catarraz #7 Posted 15 January 2012 - 09:07 PM

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View PostMeerkat, on 15 January 2012 - 06:55 PM, said:

Now a real joke:

How many gears does a French tank have?
4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.

So I see that now that french tanks have been released, people realised there's no reason to neg rep these kind of jokes anymore...  :P

JeffyShow #8 Posted 16 January 2012 - 08:38 PM

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q:What do French lower tier players say when they get owned?
a:DUCK!

q:Who's fantastic?
a:Mr Lowe Lowe

q:You are a top tank in your elited Konigstiger. How should you play?
a:Like a MAUS!!!

JeffyShow #9 Posted 16 January 2012 - 08:50 PM

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View PostThelenox, on 15 January 2012 - 08:41 PM, said:

Why did the T95 cross the road?
He didn't, the battle was won before he started moving.

It's funny because the T95 is slow... you know... ah screw you guys.

good one!
but you are not RWJ... because of the delivery

Botan #10 Posted 16 January 2012 - 09:10 PM

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Made ad hoc.

Why T29 and similar tanks got so big turrets?
Because distracting attention from thin hull is the  best way to survive.




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