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vlajko #1 Posted 02 March 2012 - 09:30 PM

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Full article:

http://news.yahoo.co...-193050045.html


Just imagine all the possible uses... ah.  ;)



Silence Gun: Strange weapon of the future immediately quiets you, whether you like it or not:
AKA: STFU device. :lol:

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Walking down the street, stranger dressed as a sandwich approaches you:
- Excuse me, Sir, if you have a minute I'd just like to...
- ZAAAAAAP!
- ...


Doorbell rings, you open and see a couple of strangers with shaved heads wearing dresses:
- His word is upon you, His time is come...
- ZAAAAAP!
- ...


After hard day at work:
- Honey, I'm home.
- Good, I just wanted to talk to you about...
-ZAAAAAAP!
- ...

Game is about to start on TV:

- Daddy, daddy, look what I made out of dog poo and some straws, looks exactly like...
- ZAAAAAP!
- ...

Game on!


Endless possibilities... :D

theta0123 #2 Posted 02 March 2012 - 10:13 PM

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After reading 2 sentences i instant tought of woman and i was like=


SHUUT UP AND TAKE MAH MONNEEHHH

Catarraz #3 Posted 03 March 2012 - 06:26 PM

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Holy crap, I could SO use this!
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X534 #4 Posted 03 March 2012 - 08:26 PM

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i suppose i should say stfu and take my money at this moment,  but instead i woud rather borrow it..... "temporarily" of course ;)

QUESTION: does it function through my moniter for those...... "special" cases

Listy #5 Posted 04 March 2012 - 01:37 PM

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Trouble is, the counter is cheap and easy to acquire.

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Aqarius #6 Posted 04 March 2012 - 08:11 PM

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^Owned

vlajko #7 Posted 05 March 2012 - 12:58 AM

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View PostListy, on 04 March 2012 - 01:37 PM, said:

Trouble is, the counter is cheap and easy to acquire.

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Hahaha, I knew it was too good to be true. :D

Fortunately, I doubt that people I would use it on have earplugs handy at all times. :)

Aqarius #8 Posted 05 March 2012 - 03:36 PM

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View Postvlajko, on 05 March 2012 - 12:58 AM, said:

Hahaha, I knew it was too good to be true. :D

Fortunately, I doubt that people I would use it on have earplugs handy at all times. :)

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Arkhell #9 Posted 05 March 2012 - 04:56 PM

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god i need to get me one of those.

shiftypowers2002 #10 Posted 05 March 2012 - 05:00 PM

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This would be fantastic to use on the kids.....he he heeee :D

Listy #11 Posted 05 March 2012 - 05:03 PM

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View Postshiftypowers2002, on 05 March 2012 - 05:00 PM, said:

This would be fantastic to use on the kids.....he he heeee :D

Kids? well might I suggest a different device?

X534 #12 Posted 05 March 2012 - 05:08 PM

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View PostListy, on 05 March 2012 - 05:03 PM, said:

Kids? well might I suggest a different device?
do not point that thing at me

Listy #13 Posted 05 March 2012 - 06:58 PM

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View PostX534, on 05 March 2012 - 05:08 PM, said:

do not point that thing at me

Ahhh the advantages of being an older bloke!
:D

X534 #14 Posted 05 March 2012 - 09:09 PM

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View PostListy, on 05 March 2012 - 06:58 PM, said:

Ahhh the advantages of being an older bloke!
:D
that is what i call, an unfair strategic advantage :P

Listy #15 Posted 06 March 2012 - 12:04 AM

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View PostX534, on 05 March 2012 - 09:09 PM, said:

that is what i call, an unfair strategic advantage :P

War isn't fair. I spent a good many years getting this advantage, and I'm going to use it!




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