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Tall_Toot #1 Posted 14 March 2012 - 09:46 AM

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...you wake up sweating from a nightmare and the last image you remember is a ring of green lights contracting around your bed.

...you can't understand why people at work complain because you've started parking your car at a 30-40 degree angle behind some bushes/ sheds as far from the entrance as you can in the car park. Seems a good spot to you.

...you can have 5 minute conversation about penetration with you wife/ girlfriend and you don't come up with a single double entendre.


I'm sure you lot can do better..... B)

Arkhell #2 Posted 14 March 2012 - 09:53 AM

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you see a pile-up on the news and the first thing you think is: serv's you right for lemmingtraining.

Shoeshine #3 Posted 14 March 2012 - 10:16 AM

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....your walking to work and look around thinking "that's a great hiding spot for my JPanther" http://forum.worldof...mile_amazed.gif

Bullitt #4 Posted 14 March 2012 - 10:29 AM

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You go to bed & can replay your last 2 battles on the back of your eye lids...

Thelenox #5 Posted 14 March 2012 - 11:18 AM

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.... you don't know what to reply to these kinds of threads. Everything seems normal.

UriasX #6 Posted 14 March 2012 - 11:25 AM

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... you angle your mako playing Mass Effect and expect the rockets and plasma guns to bounce off :Smile-izmena:

Tall_Toot #7 Posted 14 March 2012 - 11:35 AM

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Run out of +1's - like 'em all  :Smile_honoring:

MyCom_Spitfire_ #8 Posted 14 March 2012 - 11:57 AM

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You go first gear in your car so you wont get spotted.

DougHole #9 Posted 14 March 2012 - 12:30 PM

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You know you've played too much WOT when..you go to bed too tired for sex...

tigerstreak #10 Posted 15 March 2012 - 06:31 AM

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when i played bf2 too much... driving to work, someone pulled out on me +i thought cannon or missile. not brake LOL

Spitfire_MS #11 Posted 19 March 2012 - 01:08 AM

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...when you start your diesel fuel car and leave it in neutral and you think: "Whooaaa! It sounds just like my T-44!"  :Smile-playing:

Tall_Toot #12 Posted 19 March 2012 - 09:47 AM

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View PostSpitfire_MS, on 19 March 2012 - 01:08 AM, said:

...when you start your diesel fuel car and leave it in neutral and you think: "Whooaaa! It sounds just like my T-44!"  :Smile-playing:
..and if it eats diesel like a T44, they're paying you too much Spitfire  :Smile-hiding:

bibliotecariot #13 Posted 31 March 2012 - 12:28 AM

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...when you sneeze and recoil like a tank, bouncing a few times before steadying

harakiri87 #14 Posted 31 March 2012 - 12:59 AM

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...you get a boner looking at the image of a is7

KS1975 #15 Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:53 PM

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... when you drive your car and call for help when there are some red cars comming the opposite direction  :o

Tall_Toot #16 Posted 02 April 2012 - 09:46 AM

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...when you don't bother downloading filth anymore - just watch old WOT newscasts and imagine what Ola is wearing/ doing under the desk.

Of come on, you've all done it :Smile-playing:



PS My apologies to Ola if she's a forum user  :Smile-hiding:

tigerstreak #17 Posted 11 April 2012 - 01:20 AM

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View PostKS1975, on 01 April 2012 - 11:53 PM, said:

... when you drive your car and call for help when there are some red cars comming the opposite direction  :o
or think, do i need to hit them in the lower glasis plate to kill them LOL

remuneratio #18 Posted 11 April 2012 - 01:40 AM

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...when you pray the next update won't come, because of the many things WG hasn't managed to mess up, yet.

...when you find it more amusing to badmouth in the forums about the game, rather than to play it.

...when you get pwned in other games by infantry.

Nostradanus #19 Posted 11 April 2012 - 06:07 AM

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You almost feel like there's a focus effect on your eyes.

Happened to me last week, felt like it took me about a second before being able to fully focus on anything. Can't express enough how I hated it. :P

malcheus #20 Posted 11 April 2012 - 08:09 AM

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when you hear the word "penetration" you think of tank cannons.




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