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JeffyShow #1 Posted 26 March 2012 - 10:07 PM

    Second Lieutenant

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    11-17-2011
My opening line when I play Kv with 152mm":

"Sniper medal in Kv with derp gun, where is your "god" now?"

...when they are in shock I say..

"...its just my goal"

..and then I add...

"...and my opening line when I meet women."

BattleMetalChris #2 Posted 29 March 2012 - 01:19 AM

    Lieutenant General

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    05-18-2011
"I think your mate's just farted, shall we go sit over there?"


This is girls now, not tanks.

DougHole #3 Posted 29 March 2012 - 07:21 AM

    Major

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    04-07-2011
"Do you come here often?"

"Yes, sometimes three times in a row"


Roebuck34 #4 Posted 29 March 2012 - 03:57 PM

    Staff Sergeant

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i often just sing some song  :D

when some one is angry at me open an private chat channel i link them this

http://www.youtube.c...v=nAZI4ydY6R8  :Smile-izmena:

when im pissed http://www.youtube.c...feature=related

when i get an huge lemmling train i pling the map then say

out of a 1000 sperms you guys where first amazing  <_<

yes im mean im very mean

shiftypowers2002 #5 Posted 30 March 2012 - 02:29 PM

    Second Lieutenant

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    06-28-2011
I'm gonna start using "Beware of the flying monkeys of doom" See how that goes down.

Boo ya!

:Smile-izmena:

bobtron2000 #6 Posted 30 March 2012 - 03:24 PM

    Private

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    03-26-2012
(before the plate touches the table)"Remember if you can't eat it all i'll finish it"
then she throws me a look




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